{"id":30993,"date":"2011-03-15T15:34:10","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T23:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30993"},"modified":"2011-03-15T15:34:10","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T23:34:10","slug":"the-joys-and-oys-of-moving-to-israel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30993","title":{"rendered":"The Joys And Oys Of Moving To Israel?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I talked to a new friend who&#8217;s made aliyah.<\/p>\n<p>He tells me: its got ups and downs<br \/>\neverything almost everything in jerusalem is kosher<br \/>\nbut its still expensive<br \/>\nbut i like going to the shop across from me and everything having a hechsher.<\/p>\n<p>i like the fact that i can go into a pub and 90 percent of the girls are jewish.<br \/>\nI like the fact that shabbat is taken seriously even by secular people here.<\/p>\n<p>but with that all said the bureaucratic stuff is garbage<br \/>\nand many israelis sadly are gonifs<br \/>\nlooking to pick off friars<br \/>\nnoone totally trusts each other here<br \/>\nolim willl be your social scene<br \/>\nulpan for me was a massive disappointment<br \/>\nand u work long hrs for very little pay<br \/>\nbut the health care system works very nicely<br \/>\nthe buses are decent when they are not late<br \/>\nand i like the realistic honesty that israelis approach life<br \/>\nu meet few luftmenschen<\/p>\n<p>what disappointed you about ulpan?<\/p>\n<p>methodolgies<br \/>\noutdated<br \/>\npadagogically flawed<br \/>\nimpatient teachers<br \/>\ni was learning more russian for a couple of weeks then hebrew<br \/>\nisraelis prefer to speak in broken english<br \/>\nthen accented or broken hebrew<br \/>\nisraelis are sort of like the french in that regard<br \/>\nthe single biggest group of influence are moroccan jews in jerusalem<br \/>\nvery french and very arab at the same time<br \/>\nand also very jewish<br \/>\nthey barter over everything<br \/>\nthe ashkenazim stick to the middle of the country and tel aviv<br \/>\nthe rest of the country is arsim and kibbutzniks and russians<br \/>\nthe haredem and settlers stick to themselves<br \/>\nand the ethiopians dont talk to anyone for some reason<br \/>\nanglos here are a funny bunch<br \/>\nu have hell bent for leather south africans<br \/>\nand zionistic brits<br \/>\nold lefty hippies<br \/>\nkahane wannabes<br \/>\nkids of israelis who were expected to go home<br \/>\nwhen the parents made yerida<br \/>\ndoes that sum it up?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talked to a new friend who&#8217;s made aliyah. He tells me: its got ups and downs everything almost everything in jerusalem is kosher but its still expensive but i like going to the shop across from me and everything &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30993\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[13362,25827,25826,25825,20053,23225],"class_list":["post-30993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-israel","tag-hechsher","tag-kibbutzniks","tag-massive-disappointment","tag-moroccan-jews","tag-south-africans","tag-ups-and-downs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}