{"id":3099,"date":"2008-05-29T09:06:05","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T17:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3099"},"modified":"2008-06-01T13:57:13","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T21:57:13","slug":"at-the-top-of-every-hour-im-gonna-kill-a-balloon-until-my-demands-are-met","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3099","title":{"rendered":"At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam<\/a>: Video<\/a><\/p>\n

palestine4ever:  This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to.
\nBackToBlack:  i beg of you KILL ME
\npalestine4ever:  I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and turning on the tap
\npalestine4ever:  That man has the weakest bladder I’ve ever seen
\nSexyPervert:  too much reading is not good for anyone
\npalestine4ever:  He must be fun to drink with.
\nSexAndTheCityGal:  Most of you shouldn’t be here.
\npalestine4ever:  K-Tel made cheap compilation records and sold them in TV commercials, RD
\nYourMoralLeader:  every ten minutes, I’m gonna kill a balloon
\nBackToBlack:  is that a threat
\nBackToBlack:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nBackToBlack:  not the balloon
\nSexyPervert:  MURDERER
\npalestine4ever:  FAIL
\nBackToBlack:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nYourMoralLeader:  if my demands are not met
\nSexyPervert:  They have porn where women bounce on balloons until they pop
\nBackToBlack:  M U R D E R E R
\nBackToBlack:  S O C I O P A T H
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, someone actually barely cared enough about you to send you those as a gift
\nBackToBlack:  levi lector
\npalestine4ever:  Balloons are actually a step up from an e-card.
\nguest13:  Another at 10:12 if
\nBackToBlack:  pick on someone your own size
\npalestine4ever:  Is that code, guest13?
\nSexyPervert:  WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?
\npalestine4ever:  Did Hashem send you?
\npalestine4ever:  I don’t know but the concentration in his steely blue eyes is making me gasp in agony
\nSexyPervert:  sex or money related?
\nSexyPervert:  Looks like he’s about to kill someone
\npalestine4ever:  With that fashionable power haircut, Luke could regain his twinkish charm
\npalestine4ever:  The beard has to go though
\npalestine4ever:  To say nothing of the sweatpants.
\npalestine4ever:  I do like the haircut.
\npalestine4ever:  And I’m confident enough in my sexuality to say so.
\nSexyPervert:  Doesn’t he look Russell Crowe-ish?
\nguest25:  be carefull he is going to throw the phone at you!!
\nnicolletista:  careful p4e, lest he change out of them again in front of you
\nSexyPervert:  ooohhh, he’s pissed.
\nSexyPervert:  more pissed than his birthday post last night.
\nSexyPervert:  the balloons are dead after this call
\nnicolletista:  mind you, the hair stylist promo shuld be run for comedic value.  how about a special appearance on the style network or qvc for luke?  he’ll critique your handbag from both fashion-forward-Rodeo-Drive and Torah standpoints.
\npalestine4ever:  They’re probably going to try to pay him in Torah coupons or something
\nnicolletista:  no luke, we can’t pay you, but i think i can get you a few responsa from some satmar lunatic<\/p>\n

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From my live cam: Video palestine4ever:  This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack:  i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever:  I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[7926,8859,8858,8839,1401,8867,8873,3581,8869,8864,8871,2883,905,8868,8862,8865,659,8860,8861,8866,29770,647,8872,8870,8863],"class_list":["post-3099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-agony","tag-andrea-yates","tag-balloon","tag-balloons","tag-beard","tag-bladder","tag-blue-eyes","tag-compilation","tag-e-card","tag-every-ten-minutes","tag-gonna-pop","tag-haircut","tag-hell","tag-housewives","tag-k-tel","tag-lector","tag-live-cam","tag-mellow-gold","tag-murder-children","tag-murderer","tag-music","tag-nbsp","tag-sweatpants","tag-tap","tag-tv-commercials"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}