{"id":3098,"date":"2008-05-29T08:13:06","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T16:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3098"},"modified":"2008-05-29T09:54:06","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T17:54:06","slug":"what-makes-a-man-angrier-love-deprivation-or-sleep-deprivation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3098","title":{"rendered":"What Makes A Man Angrier? Sex Deprivation Or Sleep Deprivation?"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my chat room<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest8:  luke r u depressed that your bd is over?
\nDiscoDuck:  he doesn;t look good
\nguest8:  he has a hangover or a hangnail
\nguest8:  where are the balloons ??  did you pop them?
\nYourMoralLeader:  many of ’em
\nYourMoralLeader:  they bugged me
\nguest8:  what would you have liked to receive as a gift ?
\nguest8:  pick one of these   1.  books  2.  sex  3.  money  4.  all of the above  5. none of these
\nDiscoDuck:  He wants sex
\nDiscoDuck:  can’t say I blame him
\nDiscoDuck:  That explains his anger
\nguest11:  Lack of sleep will cause more anger than lack of sex.  Trust me!
\nDiscoDuck:  Give me a 3 day break from sex and I am ready to kill
\nguest11:  I rather sleep than have sex at this point.
\nguest11:  I’m ready to kill the neighborhood kittens the second I wake up.
\nDiscoDuck:  I may start sending Levi a weekly summary of the chapters of Kav HaYashar
\nDiscoDuck:  He can’t keep neglecting his learning
\nguest11:  learn what?  He’s learned enough!  Time to put down the books and sleep.
\nDiscoDuck:  11 it is never enough
\nDiscoDuck:  Levi is fighting the yezter hora
\nDiscoDuck:  as we all do
\nguest11:  He says he reads three books a week.  And with all his blogs,  he’s read more than a librarian has.
\nDiscoDuck:  comic books don’t count
\nguest8:  he needs  1. wild passionate sex w\/o strings attached  2. good & deep sleep  3. no balloons
\npalestine4ever:  Somewhere there’s a French child weeping over Luke’s balloon holocaust.
\npalestine4ever:  You’re just telling people you’ve given up, to quote Seinfeld.
\npalestine4ever:  And yet has no marketable geek skills whatsoever.
\nDiscoDuck:  He needs a new routine
\nSexyPervert:  He needs his own reality show!
\npalestine4ever:  You’re like Steve Wozniak or Paul Allen in 1977 without the ideas, skill or knowledge.
\npalestine4ever:  It’s the perfect geek life absent the money.
\npalestine4ever:  You have bagged better women than them, though.
\npalestine4ever:  Kendra. That was the one.
\npalestine4ever:  How your fugitive hearts could have soared.<\/p>\n

SexAndTheCityGal:  Why haven’t you asked to take me to this movie?
\nSexAndTheCityGal:  I’m waiting for the call.
\nSexAndTheCityGal:  Mister BIG
\nSexAndTheCityGal:  Isn’t that what they used to call you on the set?
\npalestine4ever:  Luke has problems with traditional relationships — mainly, paying on a date.
\nSexAndTheCityGal:  Oh, there are ways of making him pay
\npalestine4ever:  Is there a free zoo in LA?
\npalestine4ever:  Or would you be interested in a tour of the La Brea tarpits?
\npalestine4ever:  That’s free, isn’t it?
\npalestine4ever:  It’s kind of like watching Kurt Cobain, you just know how this is going to end
\npalestine4ever:  Maybe we can leave a mark on the world here
\npalestine4ever:  Maybe this can be the first chatroom with a suicide pact.<\/p>\n

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