{"id":30930,"date":"2011-03-14T15:03:43","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T23:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30930"},"modified":"2011-03-14T15:50:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T23:50:02","slug":"too-soon-for-tsunami-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30930","title":{"rendered":"Too Soon For Tsunami Jokes?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/gossip\/2011\/03\/gilbert-gottfried-fired-aflac-tsunami-jokes.html\">Gilbert Gotfried got fired for these jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/realgilbert\">From Gilbert Gotftried&#8217;s twitter page<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Japan is really advanced. They don&#8217;t go to the beach. The beach comes to them.<br \/>\n6:29 AM Mar 13th via web<br \/>\nWhat do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They&#8217;re both radio active.<br \/>\n1:36 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nJapan had put out this urgent plea&#8230;.&#8221; PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n1:05 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nJapan called me. They said &#8220;maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they&#8217;re all sinking.<br \/>\n12:33 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nI fucked a girl in japan. She screamed &#8220;I feel the earth move and I&#8217;m getting wet.&#8221;<br \/>\n12:12 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nMy book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in japan. It&#8217;s making quite a splash.<br \/>\n12:10 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nWhat does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.<br \/>\n12:02 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nI asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said &#8220;okay, but you&#8217;ll have to sleep in the wet spot.&#8221;<br \/>\n11:38 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nWhat do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.<br \/>\n11:23 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nI was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said &#8220;is there a school in this area.&#8221; She said &#8220;not now, but just wait.&#8221;<br \/>\n11:06 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nMy Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day.<br \/>\n10:39 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone<br \/>\nI just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, &#8220;They&#8217;ll be another one floating by any minute now.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gilbert Gotfried got fired for these jokes. From Gilbert Gotftried&#8217;s twitter page: Japan is really advanced. They don&#8217;t go to the beach. The beach comes to them. 6:29 AM Mar 13th via web What do the japanese have in common &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30930\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[199],"tags":[25790,25787,25788,25792,25791,25789],"class_list":["post-30930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-japan","tag-flood-lights","tag-gilbert-gotfried","tag-howardstern","tag-japanese-doctor","tag-page-japan","tag-urgent-plea"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30936,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30930\/revisions\/30936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}