{"id":30930,"date":"2011-03-14T15:03:43","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T23:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30930"},"modified":"2011-03-14T15:50:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T23:50:02","slug":"too-soon-for-tsunami-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30930","title":{"rendered":"Too Soon For Tsunami Jokes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gilbert Gotfried got fired for these jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

From Gilbert Gotftried’s twitter page<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Japan is really advanced. They don’t go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
\n6:29 AM Mar 13th via web
\nWhat do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They’re both radio active.
\n1:36 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nJapan had put out this urgent plea….” PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!”
\n1:05 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nJapan called me. They said “maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they’re all sinking.
\n12:33 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nI fucked a girl in japan. She screamed “I feel the earth move and I’m getting wet.”
\n12:12 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nMy book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in japan. It’s making quite a splash.
\n12:10 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nWhat does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.
\n12:02 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nI asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said “okay, but you’ll have to sleep in the wet spot.”
\n11:38 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nWhat do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
\n11:23 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nI was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said “is there a school in this area.” She said “not now, but just wait.”
\n11:06 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nMy Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day.
\n10:39 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
\nI just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gilbert Gotfried got fired for these jokes. From Gilbert Gotftried’s twitter page: Japan is really advanced. They don’t go to the beach. The beach comes to them. 6:29 AM Mar 13th via web What do the japanese have in common … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[199],"tags":[25790,25787,25788,25792,25791,25789],"class_list":["post-30930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-japan","tag-flood-lights","tag-gilbert-gotfried","tag-howardstern","tag-japanese-doctor","tag-page-japan","tag-urgent-plea"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t