{"id":3088,"date":"2008-05-27T19:08:10","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T03:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3088"},"modified":"2008-05-28T08:48:08","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T16:48:08","slug":"why-are-jews-so-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3088","title":{"rendered":"Why Are Jews So Crazy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

palestine4ever:  hello Mr. Luke.
\npalestine4ever:  Why are Jews so crazy?
\npalestine4ever:  I’m not female but if I was, I still cannot wrap my head around a rabbi seduction fantasy.
\npalestine4ever:  Pun intended.
\npalestine4ever:  It’s like writing erotic fan fiction about shagging Gerald Ford.
\npalestine4ever:  Suck in that gut — Bertie Ahern is watching.
\npalestine4ever:  You are covering the whats but you’re not covering the whys
\npalestine4ever:  I also believe you are in a unique position to increase cultural understanding.
\npalestine4ever:  Like when you dress in your encyclopedia salesman suit and with your beard
\npalestine4ever:  I bet people are more likely to mug or give a strange comment than when you were the bright-eyed, clean-shaven twink that we all remember
\npalestine4ever:  This isn’t anti-semitism: it’d be the same if I wore a rainbow wig and big shoes.
\npalestine4ever:  Although complaining about rowdy teenagers harassing the humble folks is definitely a sign that Disco Duck’s better days are behind him.
\npalestine4ever:  Luke is a basketball fan?
\npalestine4ever:  There’s a New Zealand team called the Tall Blacks.
\npalestine4ever:  Which is the greatest sports name ever.
\npalestine4ever:  http:\/\/www.basketball.org.nz\/national-teams\/tall-blacks\/
\npalestine4ever:  Fiction, cower before the truth!<\/p>\n

Disco Duck responds: "What is this nonsense?! Palestine4ever needs to get a life. They weren’t rowdy teenagers and they committed the crime of assault with a deadly weapon (PC 245). I filed a police report and given the circumstances it is considered a hate crime. They threw bottles in the direction of three children under the age of 5. That is inexcusable and palestine4ever should be beaten for making light of it."<\/p>\n

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