{"id":3077,"date":"2008-05-26T17:28:33","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T01:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3077"},"modified":"2008-05-26T17:41:15","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T01:41:15","slug":"use-one-sin-to-fight-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3077","title":{"rendered":"‘Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil’"},"content":{"rendered":"

A young man came into my chat room<\/a> seeking moral leadership.<\/p>\n

He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him.<\/p>\n

What should he do?<\/p>\n

In the short term, he should practice onanism, thus using one sin to fight another.<\/p>\n

In the long run, he should move out.<\/p>\n

guest105:  i need help
\nguest103:  luke is here for all your needs
\nguest105:  ?????????????
\nguest103:  wants & desires
\nguest105:  desires is my problem
\nYourMoralLeader:  tell me more
\nguest105:  i want my best friends wife
\nguest103:  do not act on  your desires & you won’t have any problems
\nChaimAmalek:  Does she want you?
\nguest105:  yes has came to me
\nguest105:  on to me
\nChaimAmalek:  Avoid her
\nguest103:  remember the 10 commandments  – though shall not covet….
\nguest105:  that’s not easy
\nChaimAmalek:  Also, what sort of woman is willing to cheat on her husband’s best friend?
\nguest105:  we all live togeather
\nChaimAmalek:  If she wants some on the side, she should seek solace in Craigslist.
\nChaimAmalek:  How is it that you all live together?
\nguest103:  or seek it in craig
\nguest105:  we share a aptment
\nChaimAmalek:  Where is this?
\nChaimAmalek:  Are you all post-collegiate types?
\nguest105:  point pleasant west virginia
\nguest103:  & not post-sexual
\nChaimAmalek:  Move away from there.
\nguest103:  pronto
\nguest105:  i can’t
\nChaimAmalek:  Why not?
\nChaimAmalek:  Living with her is too much temptation
\nguest105:  my work is here
\nChaimAmalek:  Yeah, but in that apartment?
\nguest105:  very true
\nChaimAmalek:  Simply not having to see her in her undies when hubby is not around itself will be a huge boost
\nChaimAmalek:  Get another place to live
\nguest103:  live on a park bench if you have to
\nChaimAmalek:  What sort of work do you do that keeps you in West Virginia?
\nguest105:  it’s jst me and her here now he is at work
\nChaimAmalek:  Go to the bathroom and jerk off a few times, then move out
\nguest105:  i don’t want to be a bad friend
\nChaimAmalek:  Good, then move out.
\nChaimAmalek:  How old are you?
\nguest105:  25
\nChaimAmalek:  You don’t need a room mate at 25, not in West Virginia
\nChaimAmalek:  Or find another one in another apartment
\nguest105:  why is that
\nChaimAmalek:  The place is cheap, right?
\nChaimAmalek:  What do you do there?
\nChaimAmalek:  Student?
\nguest105:  not as cheap as you think
\nChaimAmalek:  Just move.
\nguest103:  temptation  temptation temptatiion temptation temptation temptation temptation
\nguest105:  your right
\nguest105:  i have to leave before some thing happens
\nChaimAmalek:  Short term: jerk off.  Longer term: move out
\nChaimAmalek:  Use one sin to fight another.
\nChaimAmalek:  A concept not to be found in the Torah, but which is to be found here
\nguest103:  that is profound
\nguest105:  what is the torah
\nChaimAmalek:  I just wish some women were here to be impressed with my profundity
\nguest103:  profundity is thy middle name
\nChaimAmalek:  G105, what is it that you do in WVA?
\nguest105:  ty 4 your help
\nChaimAmalek:  I’m trying to get a sense for what keeps people in that state.
\nUser guest105 left the room.
\nChaimAmalek:  Well that took care of that problem.  NEXT!
\nChaimAmalek:  You got problems?  I have answers.
\nguest103:  he left you for his best friends wife
\nChaimAmalek:  Sins to counter other sins.
\nChaimAmalek:  I am pretty sure that is contrary to something I read in the ten commandments
\nChaimAmalek:  And explicity so<\/p>\n

I cut loose with some amazing dance moves live on my cam.<\/p>\n

They amazed Jew and goy alike.<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek:  This could be a new book: "Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil"
\nLeahKleim:  I feel like s**t
\nguest103:  leah are you shikur ???
\nChaimAmalek:  Tell me why
\nLeahKleim:  because its memorial day
\nLeahKleim:  Levi,  WTF are u listening too ?
\nChaimAmalek:  Yeah, about those lungs….stop abusing them.  I have read that smoking multiplies your chances of getting several horrible diseases
\nguest103:  you are smokin hot leah but your lungs are compromised
\nLeahKleim:  no there not, y doc sent me for an X-ray a few months ago, there fine
\nChaimAmalek:  Yeah, remember that woman I was talking about?  I dumped her because of her disgusting smoking
\nChaimAmalek:  Yes, today, but what about tomorrow?
\nLeahKleim:  well u dont have to dump me
\nChaimAmalek:  Smokers are healthy until they are not
\nLeahKleim:  Levi WTF !!!
\nLeahKleim:  This is not yidishe music !
\nLeahKleim:  play some avremel fried
\nChaimAmalek:  He’s not yiddishe
\nguest103:  luke come out – let me buy you that new suit for shul
\nLeahKleim:  he’s a meshugine
\nChaimAmalek:  He’s psyching himself up for one of his sad attempts to monetize his web site
\nguest103:  ganz meshugeh
\nLeahKleim:  duz is nisht a ididshe neshoma !
\nChaimAmalek:  Remember to throw in a black hat
\nguest103:  oy & he can’t dance to boot
\nChaimAmalek:  Leah, I want you to stop smoking and to cut back on the drinking
\nLeahKleim:  no
\nChaimAmalek:  Otherwise no lovin’ from me to you
\nLeahKleim:  its my diet program
\nLeahKleim:  hes freakin losing it
\nLeahKleim:  LIVE !
\nChaimAmalek:  He’s psyching himself up
\nLeahKleim:  for nothing
\nguest103:  dizzy my head is spinning like a worlpool it never ends & its you girl gettin me dizzy
\nLeahKleim:  he s a loon
\nguest103:  gay man playing gay music dancing like gay man
\nLeahKleim:  its sefiras hamoer you goy 1<\/p>\n

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