{"id":30583,"date":"2011-03-06T14:02:45","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30583"},"modified":"2011-03-06T14:20:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:20:37","slug":"does-this-ad-give-you-bad-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30583","title":{"rendered":"Does This Ad Give You Bad Thoughts?"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I look at this image, I think about Torah, but apparently not every guy is as righteous as I am.<\/p>\n

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Telz Angel writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

It has been said that Frum Satire drives people off the derech. How wrong this is ! Let me count the ways. Here are the Top ten ways FrumSatire makes me feel more frum,<\/p>\n

10. The website ads drive me to frum sites. Especially the one with a girl and her open lips \u2014 which I love to click and discover the website of a shul! How frum is that!?<\/p>\n

9. Time spent on Frum Satire means less time watching TV \u2014 and we all know that TV is total Bittul Torah.<\/p>\n

8. The weekly d\u2019var torah reminds me what the parsha is this week, it\u2019s almost like being \u201cmaa\u2019vir sedra\u201d without having to fake through targum onkelos.<\/p>\n

7. Commentors who call the guest authors douche-bags are doing the mitzvah of tochocha (rebuking).<\/p>\n

…She has the same lips as a real doll. Next time I visit San Francisco I\u2019m debating \u2014 to visit this shul or the massage place right near the kosher grill in Chinatown. I think based on this ad \u2014 the shul. Oh I feel frum, thanks to Heshy.<\/p>\n

Thinking that we should do a caption contest on the picture. My entry: \u201cWow, who was your mohel? I want to send him a Thank You card!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I look at this image, I think about Torah, but apparently not every guy is as righteous as I am. Telz Angel writes: It has been said that Frum Satire drives people off the derech. How wrong this is … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[25655,25657,25654,30244,25653,25656],"class_list":["post-30583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orthodoxy","tag-douche-bags","tag-guest-authors","tag-massage-place","tag-mohel","tag-open-lips","tag-sedra"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t