{"id":30583,"date":"2011-03-06T14:02:45","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30583"},"modified":"2011-03-06T14:20:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:20:37","slug":"does-this-ad-give-you-bad-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30583","title":{"rendered":"Does This Ad Give You Bad Thoughts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I look at this image, I think about Torah, but apparently not every guy is as righteous as I am.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.adathisraelsf.org\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/Images\/photos1\/adathisrael.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.frumsatire.net\/2011\/03\/05\/top-ten-frum\/\">Telz Angel writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>It has been said that Frum Satire drives people off the derech.  How wrong this is !  Let me count the ways.  Here are the Top ten ways FrumSatire makes me feel more frum,<\/p>\n<p>10. The website ads drive me to frum sites.  Especially the one with a girl and her open lips \u2014 which I love to click and discover the website of a shul!  How frum is that!?<\/p>\n<p>9. Time spent on Frum Satire means less time watching TV \u2014 and we all know that TV is total Bittul Torah.<\/p>\n<p>8.  The weekly d\u2019var torah reminds me what the parsha is this week, it\u2019s almost like being \u201cmaa\u2019vir sedra\u201d without having to fake through targum onkelos.<\/p>\n<p>7.  Commentors who call the guest authors douche-bags are doing the mitzvah of tochocha (rebuking).<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;She has the same lips as a real doll. Next time I visit San Francisco I\u2019m debating \u2014 to visit this shul or the massage place right near the kosher grill in Chinatown. I think based on this ad \u2014 the shul. Oh I feel frum, thanks to Heshy.<\/p>\n<p>Thinking that we should do a caption contest on the picture. My entry: \u201cWow, who was your mohel? I want to send him a Thank You card!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I look at this image, I think about Torah, but apparently not every guy is as righteous as I am. Telz Angel writes: It has been said that Frum Satire drives people off the derech. How wrong this is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30583\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[25655,25657,25654,30244,25653,25656],"class_list":["post-30583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orthodoxy","tag-douche-bags","tag-guest-authors","tag-massage-place","tag-mohel","tag-open-lips","tag-sedra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30591,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30583\/revisions\/30591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}