{"id":3057,"date":"2008-05-23T11:33:46","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T19:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2008-05-23T16:06:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-24T00:06:12","slug":"the-wanker-and-the-rabbi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3057","title":{"rendered":"The Rabbi And The Wanker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on a top secret somewhat autobiographical novel about a not-so-young man working out his mishegos before he gets thrown out of the last Modern Orthodox shul within walking distance.<\/p>\n<p>How do you like it so far?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m open to alternative titles.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps something a little more holy? The Pride and the Prejudice? The Tart and the Vicar? The Rabbi and the Goy? Rabbi and Me?<\/p>\n<p>From my cam chat:<\/p>\n<p>AnIronic:&nbsp; Luke, I found a way to make some quick bread that beats your web income stream to date.&nbsp; At least it does where I live.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Jury duty.&nbsp; You show up, maybe get paid, then don&#8217;t get picked.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; The easiest $40 you will ever make.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it&#8217;s about $15 a day right?<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; In New York it is $40\/day<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; What do yo make off your web site \/ day?<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Bet it is less.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Heck, it beats what you make blogging AND writing<br \/>\nSimonSmith:&nbsp; don&#8217;t bother our moral leader<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Why should you slave away as a blogger when you could be making the easy money as a juror, deciding the fate of people of color?<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Sperm donation.&nbsp; I think it is $50\/pop, but they really restrict the number of pops\/week<br \/>\nRabbiArielSokolovsky:&nbsp; I was just almost falling on the floor laughing reading your post about &quot;Leah Kleim the movie&quot;<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; As fate had it today, I wasn&#8217;t even called into the jurors&#8217; box to be questioned as to my suitability to decide the fate of a young black man accused of trying to murder several people <br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; None of whom, we were told, would be testifying &#8211; not the alleged shooter, and not either of his victims.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; I suspect a business dispute up in Harlem<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; They filled the jury before getting to me<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; On the other hand, this sucker would have been a two week trial.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; does your employer pay you for this time?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Were the Village People or ABBA unavailable for your sabbath serenade?<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Men of leisure like Luke and I are among the few who can afford that.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Nope, I get no such benefits.<br \/>\nRabbiArielSokolovsky:&nbsp; I went to Shaws supermarket yesterday night and met a Boston Jewish Advocate reporter Susan Davidson who uses the store as her office due to a very fast free WIFI there:-)<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; $40 for three days, that is it.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; I fall into the gaps<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; But if you are totally unemployed or self employed, you get $40\/day<br \/>\nRabbiArielSokolovsky:&nbsp; we had a very long talk<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; I was preparing for this case too, going to far as to watch the first season of &quot;The Wire&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i love tha tshow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i own the first 3 seasons<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; First time viewing it; it is great.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; I like watching shows like that a season at a time.<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; None of this waiting a week for me<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Man, you should have seen the efforts people were making not to serve.&nbsp; And there I was, not even called to speak, to explain my view of humanity and how it must be governed<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t you have a life?<br \/>\nRabbiArielSokolovsky:&nbsp; her sites are http:\/\/www.SusieD.com and http:\/\/www.IRefusedToDie.com with her book with many stories based on interviews of Holocaust survivors in Boston area<br \/>\nAnIronic:&nbsp; Luke, if I had a full life, think how impoverished your web sites would be<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on a top secret somewhat autobiographical novel about a not-so-young man working out his mishegos before he gets thrown out of the last Modern Orthodox shul within walking distance. 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