{"id":3030,"date":"2008-05-21T21:43:28","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T05:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3030"},"modified":"2008-05-21T21:52:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T05:52:14","slug":"why-do-you-do-that-to-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3030","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Why Do You Do That To Him?&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Are you trying to get kicked out?&quot; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I&#8217;m just a humble servant of the truth,&quot; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;You don&#8217;t understand my mission,&quot; I thought. &quot;Some people preach. I get the scoop. The pursuit of truth is every bit as holy as reciting G-d&#8217;s name.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;You just wanted him to call you. You knew you couldn&#8217;t get away with that. You&#8217;re like a rebellious son trying to get his father&#8217;s attention.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>As I prepared to launch into an intricate speech of self-justification, I felt a sheepish grin stretch itself across my face.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Are you trying to get kicked out?&quot; she asked. &quot;I&#8217;m just a humble servant of the truth,&quot; I said. &quot;You don&#8217;t understand my mission,&quot; I thought. &quot;Some people preach. I get the scoop. The pursuit of truth is every bit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3030\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[8190,8189,8191,8192,1209,8188],"class_list":["post-3030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-foolish-grin","tag-humble-servant","tag-pursuit-of-truth","tag-rebellious-son","tag-scoop","tag-self-justification"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}