I’m watching a Laker game tonight (vs the San Antonio Spurs) for the first time since Los Angeles won the NBA championship about six years ago.<\/p>\n
I only recognize one Laker – Kobe Bryant.<\/p>\n
Who are all these guys? In particular, who are all these white Lakers?<\/p>\n
There’s one guy named Walton who looks like Bill Walton. Any relation?<\/p>\n
Tonight’s Lakers blew about a dozen layups.<\/p>\n
How did the Lakers get into the Western Conference finals?<\/p>\n
I guess it was defense.<\/p>\n
So how did Phil Jackson coach these no-names into winners?<\/p>\n
Is this his greatest coaching job ever?<\/p>\n
Why am I wasting time and space on this goyisha nonsense when I should be studying Talmud?<\/p>\n
Because class was canceled.<\/p>\n
It’s not my fault I’m watching TV. It’s the rabbi’s fault.<\/p>\n
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I’m watching a Laker game tonight (vs the San Antonio Spurs) for the first time since Los Angeles won the NBA championship about six years ago. I only recognize one Laker – Kobe Bryant. Who are all these guys? In … Continue reading