{"id":3024,"date":"2008-05-21T18:30:45","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T02:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3024"},"modified":"2008-05-21T18:39:49","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T02:39:49","slug":"omg-its-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3024","title":{"rendered":"OMG It&#8217;s Jesus!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s the most common greeting I get these days in <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">my chat room<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I find it disconcerting.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity:<\/p>\n<p>Ur ugly<br \/>\nGrizzly Adams!<br \/>\nHey Fuzzy Wuzzy<br \/>\nU need a shave!<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s tefillin?<br \/>\nU wanna hook-up?<\/p>\n<p>I try to teach my chatters that they are in the presence of G-d but something&#8217;s getting lost in the translation.<\/p>\n<p>guest295:&nbsp; OMG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my child<br \/>\nUser guest295 changed their name to IFoundJesus.<br \/>\nzappa:&nbsp; What&#8217;s a hospice?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I am the way, the truth and the life<br \/>\nIFoundJesus:&nbsp; hi jesus *waves*<br \/>\nzappa:&nbsp; About a gallon and a half<br \/>\nUser IFoundJesus left the room.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room. I find it disconcerting. Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity: Ur ugly Grizzly Adams! Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy U need a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3024\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[676,8137,8136,8141,8138,8139,8140,649,647,8142,6066,1201,5542,30037,2076],"class_list":["post-3024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-chat-room","tag-common-greeting","tag-fuzzy-wuzzy","tag-greetings","tag-grizzly-adams","tag-hook-up","tag-hospice","tag-jesus","tag-nbsp","tag-popularity","tag-presence","tag-tefillin","tag-translation","tag-truth","tag-waves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}