{"id":3021,"date":"2008-05-21T17:43:13","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T01:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3021"},"modified":"2008-05-21T18:23:17","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T02:23:17","slug":"ive-caught-the-dreaded-bird-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3021","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Caught The Dreaded Bird Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do I know?<\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;ve started talking bollocks and I can&#8217;t park the car.<\/p>\n<p>zappa:&nbsp; Did you know the late Mahatma Gandhi suffered from very poor health? <br \/>\nzappa:&nbsp; Oh, yes. He was too thin, had constant problems with sores on his body and had terrible bad breath. <br \/>\nzappa:&nbsp; He was a supercalloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do I know? Because I&#8217;ve started talking bollocks and I can&#8217;t park the car. zappa:&nbsp; Did you know the late Mahatma Gandhi suffered from very poor health? zappa:&nbsp; Oh, yes. He was too thin, had constant problems with sores &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3021\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[8110,8112,1070,8111],"class_list":["post-3021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-bird-flu","tag-bollocks","tag-flu","tag-t-park"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}