{"id":302,"date":"2007-05-21T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=302"},"modified":"2007-12-09T07:50:54","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T14:38:54","slug":"cutesy-dvar-torahs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"Cutesy Dvar Torahs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/evasnotes.blogspot.com\/\">Eva writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Did you ever notice that everyone always remembers that the bar mitzvah boy &quot;spoke beautifully&quot; but no one ever remembers what he said? They remember his posture, his sweet tone of voice, and his hand motions.<\/p>\n<p>I was at a <em>vort<\/em> which was hosted in a backyard. The boy went up to the balcony on the second floor of the garage, took out a sheaf of papers and began delivering his 20 minute cute little speech. Something about it was just way too cocky for me.<\/p>\n<p>There are all the generic dvar torahs for every different occasion that I can write down right now. One really famous one is by the <em>Michtav Mieliyahu<\/em> and is regarding love. <em>Ahava<\/em> comes from the lashon of <em>hav<\/em>&#8211; to give. I think we&#8217;ve all heard that one at least ten times.<\/p>\n<p>The most famous Chanukkah one: Why do we celebrate eight days if the <em>nes<\/em> was only for seven days. Because nature is also a miracle.<\/p>\n<p>A cute one for seminary girls in their first year of seminary: When Aharon went up to light the menorah it&#8217;s written in present tense because he had the same enthusiasm for doing the mitzvah as though it was the first time every time. The <em>mussar haskel<\/em> is that seminary year should stay with you forever, or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with cutesy dvar torahs is that first of all you should have consideration for your guests who aren&#8217;t interested in hearing long drawn out speeches just for the sake of making a far flung connection to the <em>mechutanim<\/em> or to the <em>chag<\/em>, or whatever it is. Second of all it garners a whole generation of people (myself included) who hardly know any <em>tanach<\/em>, but who know many little cute dvar torahs.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eva writes: Did you ever notice that everyone always remembers that the bar mitzvah boy &quot;spoke beautifully&quot; but no one ever remembers what he said? They remember his posture, his sweet tone of voice, and his hand motions. 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