The rabbi is back.
\nHe wants to see you in his office.<\/p>\n
The rabbi is back.
\nHe’ll see you now.<\/p>\n
The rabbi is back.
\n"Do you mind dropping your trousers?"<\/p>\n
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\n"I’ve never done a hatafat dam<\/a> before."<\/p>\n
\n"Here’s some tefillin. Good luck."<\/p>\n
\n"Who did your conversion?"<\/p>\n
\n"Perhaps you should see Rabbi Weiss."<\/p>\n
\n"This is the Luke Ford file."<\/p>\n
\n"Did you write this?"<\/p>\n
\n"This shows bad faith."<\/p>\n
\n"I hear you’ve been writing pornography."<\/p>\n
\n"I’m sure it’s all very academic but we can’t have that in our community."<\/p>\n
\n"You’re going to have to choose."<\/p>\n
\n"Good luck."<\/p>\n
\n"I just got a call from Rabbi Union."<\/p>\n
\n"You can imagine how I feel."<\/p>\n
\n"I paid for your tefillin with my own money."<\/p>\n
\n"I brought you into my home for Passover."<\/p>\n
\n"I’ve never heard of Luke Ford."<\/p>\n
\n"I only knew you as Levi Avraham."<\/p>\n
\n"You’re going to have to stay away from the community until you separate yourself from that stuff."<\/p>\n
\n"Good luck."<\/p>\n
\n"We’ll have a meeting."<\/p>\n
\n"There have been complaints about some of the terminology on your site."<\/p>\n
\n"Could you daven somewhere else?"<\/p>\n
\n"There would be an easier way for me to handle this."<\/p>\n
\n"But I don’t want to do that."<\/p>\n
\n"I’m only doing this because I believe in the possibility of spiritual transformation."<\/p>\n
\n"You’re going to have to learn some internal restraint."<\/p>\n
\n"There is certain language that an Orthodox Jew does not use."<\/p>\n
\n"Why do you want to be Orthodox?"<\/p>\n
\n"Don’t tell me now."<\/p>\n
\n"Think about it."<\/p>\n
\nHe’ll see me now.<\/p>\n