{"id":3000,"date":"2008-05-18T14:50:28","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T22:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3000"},"modified":"2008-05-18T15:56:11","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T23:56:11","slug":"my-ex-gf-diana-klein-is-live-in-my-chat-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3000","title":{"rendered":"My Ex-GF Diana Klein Was Live In My Chat Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">here<\/a> to join the fun.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s now &quot;Dyana.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Diana and I had a thing for a few months in the Spring and Summer of 1993 before things ended very badly. She burned all my letters and tapes and wrote an excoriating letter about me to my parents and to Dennis Prager.<\/p>\n<p>She IMs me Sunday: &quot;Was watching you on YouTube today with my mom&#8230; You are still a loon.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I lure her into my chat room.<\/p>\n<p>palestine4ever:&nbsp; And Luke the right-winger finally considers the hilarity of the gub&#8217;mint raiding their own supporters, but leaving the ringleaders alone.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Understand, Luke, that the only solutions to this modern hell is the Caliphate.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Or Socialist Revolution.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I continue to stress that Luke should take this broadcast to http:\/\/reasonradionetwork.com\/<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp;&nbsp; PrincessDy:&nbsp; If she really listens to me, she&#8217;ll dump you&#8217;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; who<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; There such weighty moral issues are solved with a simple &quot;UR DAY IS COMING JEWS&quot;<br \/>\nguest46 [Diana Klein]:&nbsp; OK Luke, where is she<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; did you toivel the grape juice bottle that r using fro OJ ?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; A &quot;thing?&quot;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Nice.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Wow<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I cant believe you remember that<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; A girl shaving you, was that like the pottery scene in &quot;Ghost&quot;?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Diana, tell Emma how sweet I am<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, I was a different man then.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Please, I beg of you all..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course Luke<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Because I cried during that scene. I did. I will admit to having a tender soul.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke is a lovely man..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; HOWEVER&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; A moral leader&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Cmon Luke<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; What are you drinking ?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; is he randy diana<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; He is a piece of work\/<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Diana, I want to be your moral leader<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; will he corrupt an innocent girl<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; And he loves..LOVES people talking about him<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Bad, good, whatever<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; My sister is watching you<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; We know this. It&#8217;s why we&#8217;re here.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; saying &quot;Dyana&#8230;what the hell is he doing?&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yellow green tea that is<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; So luke&#8230; what can I offer the group?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Some are enablers of Luke&#8217;s narcissism, while others of us are attempting to reform his character.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; morning yellow green tea<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; What can I tell them?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You will never be able to reform him&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Trust me on this.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He let you shave him Dinana<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; 14 years I have known him&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Diana-<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; He did..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; It was a fun day..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I bet <br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; but he looked gross&#8230;he needed to be shaved and cleaned up<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Right luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I liked the beard<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I did it for you<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; He looked gorgeous after..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; he really did<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Yet someone must try to reform him, for if Luke Ford is unreformable, what does that say to our modern prison-industrial complex?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Too bad he&#8217;s a nut job.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; There must be redemption for all, even if it is in the blinding white flash of a suicide bombing<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oh Luke&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Someday he will be known as Shaheed Ford, inshallah.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; When I wrote to him&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You told me you wanted to put your pee pee through my voice<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; remember that?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Whoa.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im telling you people..<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke wanted to make sweet love to her voice.<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; Nutcase<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke is clinically insane&#8230;.but fascinating.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s got game!<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Your poor mum.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Where is that music coming from? Your storage closet?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im sorry..I meant..your apartment?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Its getting a bit hot in here<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; No he lives out of an expired &quot;John To Go&quot;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; aka the dead hooker storage<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Of course she is.. Does she have Crones or mental illness?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Diana, are you married with kids?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Not that I know of, Diana<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I am not, Luke&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; neither am I<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No mental illnesses Diana<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; in fact, I was thinking today about all the great guys I have dated and dumped &#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You werent one of them.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How about the Crones Disease, M?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Har de har<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; So Emma&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Tell us how you really feel!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; So Diana<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; are you in Ireland?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke and i have been able to talk all these years because we are honest.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; stay there \ud83d\ude42 lol<\/p>\n<p>guest46:&nbsp; And the truth is&#8230; I cared very much for Luke..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; But he will..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; and he knows this..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It ended very badly<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Suck the LIFE out of you like a lemon..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; and dump you down the disposal<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; After my parents got Diana&#8217;s letter, they wrote me out of the will.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You know it&#8217;s true, Luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I highly doubt that Diana&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I say that with affection \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Not true, Diana.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; One day perhaps youll have the pleasure of meeting his family..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; they echo my sentiment<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; I can&#8217;t imagine living with this mixed up 60&#8217;s guy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My relationship with my parents has never been the same since Diana!<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; and he LOVES that we are talking about him right now.. \ud83d\ude42 right?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; They confirmed each other&#8217;s fears about me.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; right<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; -hides-<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im sorry about that Luke.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I really am<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; look on his face. I see thru it &#8211; all the pain&#8230;<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; you&#8217;re so vain by carly simon was written for luke<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I thought, too, that it was pain..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Turns out its mental illness \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Why would you confront this man&#8217;s parents with your troubles, lest he was a danger for society?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Its a long story&#8230;please dont judge..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke knows I did what I had to do.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I am judgmental.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s what I do.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im a good person. Always have been..<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; Would you mind to share your background with us Luke ?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke, say something!<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Defend my honor, jackass \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest43:&nbsp; He just shed a tear, did anybodu else notice ?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m quite alarmed by this tale of a scorned woman attempting to create a rift between a boy and his god-fearing parents.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m bordering on outrage.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; When I was with Diana,<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oh please&#8230; Luke caused the rift himself<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was talking on the phone with this woman 11yrs older in FL<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; who flew out to see me and then I told Diana<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Cheated, dumped me via voicemail on my birthday&#8230; but I still consider him a friend<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and then my dad caught me in the shower with the FL woman<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; he was a bit mental and I was too dependent back then<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke say hello to my mom \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Shes here<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi mom!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She&#8217;s lovely<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I adore your mom<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Say hello on the microphone<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Maybe I didn&#8217;t treat you quite as good as I should have, Diana<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; This is all very strange and outrageous.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; She earned it \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; If I made you feel second best<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Girl, I&#8217;m sorry, I was wrong<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Shes laughing<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; But you were always on my mind<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Maybe I didn&#8217;t hold you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; all those lonely lonely times<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh for the love of god&#8230;..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I guess I never told you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m so happy that you&#8217;re mine<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You and your middle of the night visits against your parents wishes \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Good times, good times.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I needed to connect with you<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; TURN ON YOUR HEARTLIGHT, DIANA.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Gosh I was young and stupid<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was feeling very holy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you had huge tits back then<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; E-cups naturally!<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Its DYANA now, btw<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I did, thanks for sharing<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Then you had to cut &#8217;em off in some fit of feminist rage<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You are a piece of work<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; pics or it didn&#8217;t happen<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I hate to think I was the reason you cut &#8217;em off<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Or..umm..comfort.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; After me, Dyana hated herself as a woman, and cut off her breasts.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; would you stop that.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I didnt hate myself.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I hated you.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; self-mutliation<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so sad<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I still feel guilt<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Have you eaten meat since then?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; So after being wrecked by Luke&#8217;s sexual power, she went on a deranged fit of self-mutilation.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; never<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You feel absolutely NO guit<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Thats not an emotion you possess<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m racked, Dyana<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I am outraged.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Clearly.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Turn that music off, uch.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m in a better place now, Dyana<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a different man, I was young and silly and holy<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oh yeah? Good for you.. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; maybe not<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I have every belief your GF is a lovely, wonderful girl.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; DONT DESTROY her.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; DONT BETRAY HER.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Dont be who you are.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Be someone else for her.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; is holy a typo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Some say love it is a razor<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im sure she deserves it \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Holy?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She loves it when I act out like Michael Collins<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You werent holy.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oh puhleeze.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; very holy for you<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; randy?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Holy&#8230;. it was a facade.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; All of it.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Although its nice to see you&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s life is performance art, intended to show the unbeliever that holiness can be found in all things profane.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s trippy.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; continued with y our Judaism..<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s suffering for us.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I was sure you did it just to piss your father off.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Gag me.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I thought he already did?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Hes suffering for himself..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; and if youd ask him directly he probably tell you that..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; he is a lot of things..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; but a liar really isnt one of them<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; He will tell you truth, no matter how hurtful.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke.. why are you playing music and not speaking?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; And it was hurtful that he complimented you on your since disfigured bosom?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Outrageous.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I am speaking to you through my favorite tunes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He has a habbit of doing that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I believe that love is a flower<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that with the sun&#8217;s love becomes the rose<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Disfigured&#8230;thank you so much..truly<br \/>\nDiogoTheRealMoralLeader:&nbsp; flower my aSS<br \/>\nDiogoTheRealMoralLeader:&nbsp; moran<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; They had joy, they had fun, they had seasons in the sun<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; So are you single Dyana?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Luke..a few years ago you seems to be ok, more normal&#8230;writing.. what happened since then?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Who wants to know if Im single?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been growing spiritually 46<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; You? Cmon, really<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Goodbye, Dyana, it&#8217;s hard to die when all of the birds are singing in the sky \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; This chatroom is another self-sabotaging, self-destructive bender.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I no longer write on porn<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I think you look like a hobo.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I have no idea what the purpose its of it other than to catch your drool<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; When I walk down the street, the kids pull on my tzitzit and asks for brachas<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The beard has an important role in Judaism<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It&#8217;s manly<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oh please, you dont need a dirty looking beard, and dont need to look hassidic in order to be a good Jew.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; We have had this discussion<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Life is not more meaningful because a few phrases from an arcane and absurd religion are attached to it.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Enough about me, Dyana, how are you?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How is your spiritual side? Are you nourishing it with Torah?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im doing well&#8230;went to a bat Mitzvah yesterday..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What work are you doing Dyana?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How&#8217;s your mom and dad?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; nourishing myself by being kind to people..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; me too<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; They are doing really well.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; My mom thinks you are nuts, but finds you continually entertaining<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; interesting<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I am a Marketing Director<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but enough about me dyana, let&#8217;s talk about you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; are you happy?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Yes, then, lets.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im never happy..you should know this by now \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Im always looking for more \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; are you still looking for extraterrestrials for NASA?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; LOL Nah&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; When I met Dyana, she was in outer space<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How are you nourishing your soul, Dyana?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; That was soooo 1990s&#8230;I have moved on since then&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t changed much since I was 4yo<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I am noursihing my soul by meeting wonderful people&#8230;taking great care of my pup, travelling..working very hard..and learning<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; Luke, &quot;Rio Joe&quot; here. I&#8217;m still depraved as ever, looking for salvation in all the wrong places (Brazil, etc.) Good to see you still keeping up the good fight.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; And you, Luke?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; How are you doing it?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; How are you being GOOD, and nourishing your sometimes-empty soul?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp;&nbsp; All, Luke and i talk this way to each other..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; please don&#8217;t be freaked out by it.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; There is no malice there.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Just little Ole luke and his tissues&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana, I study Torah<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Good for you \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was always considerate and brought tissues when I sneaked into Dyana&#8217;s room<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; did you mind me keeping my socks on?<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; Any new books in the works?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Yes.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Just because you absorb info, doesnt mean you live it&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana, you didn&#8217;t like the socks on?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I did not.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Very impersonal.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; But what about when I was looking into your eyes and doing very personal things to you?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I thought it was to muffle the sound of your footsteps<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; through your home<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; true<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but I get cold feet during intimacy so&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I dont actually remember that&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; to be 100% honest.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; neither do I<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I have put my sins behind me<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Screw you<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I wasnt a Sin!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oh sorry<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Everything I do, everyone I do, it&#8217;s a&#8230;sin<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I was wonderful to you and you were lucky to have me.<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; FYI, I finally met a nice girl at Jewish singles party in NY. AND she can *** like Belladonna<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana, that&#8217;s true<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 56, way to go<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You were very gentle and loving<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Thank you, Luke. I appreciate that.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and nurturing and sweet and giving<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Ir eally do.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Yes I was, thanks.<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; But she&#8217;s not keen on my &quot;research trips&quot; to Latin America.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; That was a very dark time in my life<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Research trips?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I am so glad to be out in the world<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 56, funny that, are you going to give &#8217;em up?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; It was, wasnt it. Yes, Im oh, so glad I could play a role during that time. (NOT)<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; 46 &#8212; I cover the adult entertainment scene there<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oh..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana, you should write a book about our time together<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; OK, well..Luke, like your autobio&#8230;No one would care If I wrote one.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; No one reads that&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Do they?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana was shocked when I ended up writing on porn.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Reality show? Oy vey..<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; who wants to see you drink pee and not bathe?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My online autobiography, it gets a few hits<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s autobio is awesome. Luke, did you get an agent yet? are you seeking one?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Hmm&#8230; I guess maybe people that didnt live in it&#8230;might find it interesting..<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; &quot;seeking&quot; may be bad word in this context<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Although I suspect people might want to read more about my 2 year lesbian relationship&#8230;more than your readings of the torah \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana, unfortunately there&#8217;s not as much demand for moral leadership as there should be<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dyana, when was this?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Gee, not as much demand? Im shocked!<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Well, anyway&#8230;Luke&#8230;as always, a pleasure&#8230;I always enjoy abusing you, even if only for a few moments&#8230;<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I always appreciate how you take it &#8230;like a man \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; luke, i just found your camsite today thru tabloidbaby.com. this is perfect &#8212; seems definitely part of your calling<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Very graciously.<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; And I wish you luck with your Irish girl&#8230;God help her if she develops a romantic relationship with you.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; aw dyana, don&#8217;t hate, congratulate<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I really, really want you to be happy<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; is cliff richard on your ipod?<br \/>\nmee:&nbsp; you ok luke?<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; I just dont know if you can be<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m good, just sweaty<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; or if you can make someone else happy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; all I need is a miracle<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no 56 to cliff<br \/>\nguest46:&nbsp; Oy vey. 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