{"id":30,"date":"2007-01-20T19:40:14","date_gmt":"2007-01-21T03:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2007-12-09T15:52:05","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T22:40:05","slug":"theres-more-to-pico-robertson-than-our-acclaimed-escorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s More To Pico-Robertson Than Our Acclaimed Escorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/opinion\/theres_more_to_appleton_than\">There&#8217;s          More To Pico-Robertson Than Our Acclaimed Escorts<\/a>  Sure, our escorts have won every major award and their reputation is          unrivaled in the Los Angeles Orthodox community, but there&#8217;s only so much          time you can spend with a prostitute before your hunger comes knocking.          When it does, sample some of Pico&#8217;s culinary offerings. Whether it&#8217;s a          burger and Blizzard at the new Milk n Honey, or a steak sizzled to perfection          at Pats, dining out kosher-style doesn&#8217;t have to break the bank. Just          remember to bring your appetite, although that won&#8217;t be hard to do after          getting your ashes hauled six ways to Sunday. And bring along your escort          if you want. No one will make a peep.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s More To Pico-Robertson Than Our Acclaimed Escorts Sure, our escorts have won every major award and their reputation is unrivaled in the Los Angeles Orthodox community, but there&#8217;s only so much time you can spend with a prostitute before &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=30\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}