I want to go for The Road Warrior look.<\/p>\n
From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n palestine4ever: It’d be a pity if Leah Kleim were estranged in the face of your sexual power, Chaim <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I want to go for The Road Warrior look. From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: It’d be a pity if Leah Kleim were estranged in the face of your sexual power, Chaim ChaimAmalek: I am totally focused on the upcoming … Continue reading
\nChaimAmalek: I am totally focused on the upcoming national election, and the opportunities it will present
\nChaimAmalek: Most women can’t stare at the sun for too long
\nChaimAmalek: Even Emma must look away as I type. So it is with most women
\nChaimAmalek: Luke, there seems to be a fungus growing on your face
\npalestine4ever: I was going to suggest he shave his head to go with that look
\nChaimAmalek: Who knows what animacule life it hides?
\npalestine4ever: But he wouldn’t be able to clip on his beanie
\nChaimAmalek: YES Luke, SHAVE YOUR HEAD, KEEP THE BEARD!!
\nChaimAmalek: Velcro
\npalestine4ever: Thumbtacks?
\nChaimAmalek: Luke, you could be THAT DUDE
\nChaimAmalek: The man everyone fears. Taliban beard, bald, Hillside Strangler van
\nChaimAmalek: "I’m Luke Ford, and this is my van. Hop in."
\npalestine4ever: He’d be pretty bad ass
\nEmma: 90d in LA today Chaim…Lukes feeling hot
\npalestine4ever: Especially with the leather tefillin
\nChaimAmalek: Hot young chicks would be into it
\npalestine4ever: A pair of leather chaps and he could audition as a punk in the remake of The Road Warrior
\nChaimAmalek: Yes, that would scare the undesireables away
\nChaimAmalek: The Humungus
\npalestine4ever: Yes!
\nChaimAmalek: Lord of the Wasteland, the Ayatolla of Rock-n-rolla
\nChaimAmalek: Or maybe his good friend Wes.
\npalestine4ever: Or he could be the mohawk guy with the beautiful blond boyfriend
\npalestine4ever: that gets a boomerang embedded in his face
\nChaimAmalek: Hey Luke, it is an election year. I can see you in a mohawk and green army surplus jacket, following candidates around.
\npalestine4ever: What we’re saying is that there are more possibilities than "waifish homless guy"
\nChaimAmalek: LA needs a real rain to clean the streets of all the scum the filth.
\nChaimAmalek: What luke needs, seriously, is for his landlord to evict him and for someone to steal his van
\npalestine4ever: Why do you say that?
\nEmma: Who neeeds that?
\nChaimAmalek: If Luke were cut off from the internet for six months, he might do something productive
\nChaimAmalek: This is a waste of his time
\nChaimAmalek: blogging
\npalestine4ever: Is he that addicted to the casual but poor lifestyle we see?
\nEmma: I dissagree
\nChaimAmalek: for what, $10\/day?
\nChaimAmalek: Well, being homeless and sharing a street corner would cure him of that.
\nChaimAmalek: Luke, what are you doing to better yourself, financially?
\nChaimAmalek: Enough joking around
\nChaimAmalek: I mean, this blogging, to what purpose?
\nChaimAmalek: Selling real estate lectures?
\nChaimAmalek: I would tell you to get back into porn, but my sense is that the money just isn’t there anymore
\npalestine4ever: Chaim asks the question that we all want to.
\nChaimAmalek: Do people make money at that anymore?
\nChaimAmalek: To me, it is like making money off of w**king.
\npalestine4ever: A few probably do, but none have Luke’s following, I’d guess.
\nChaimAmalek: "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I help lonely men jerk off"
\nYourMoralLeader: Just trying to survive till my TV show
\nEmma: People woudnt pay to see that Chaim
\npalestine4ever: One man in this very hovel had more traffic than the multi-million dollar trade rag.
\nYourMoralLeader: I’m working on my computer projector blog
\nChaimAmalek: I think you need new shticks. Like why not get into scientology?
\nChaimAmalek: Imagine the hijinks that would ensue
\nChaimAmalek: "Luke versus the Thetans"
\npalestine4ever: They won’t deal with people on meds.
\nChaimAmalek: He could lie about that
\npalestine4ever: They can cure insanity but only the kind that they create.
\nChaimAmalek: Or, why is this man not deep into Hollywood (oh how different the meaning now) Kabballah?
\npalestine4ever: YES!
\npalestine4ever: That’s it.
\nChaimAmalek: Luke would be a born salesman for it
\npalestine4ever: Luke, listen to this man.
\npalestine4ever: You can be a pretend Jew but actually make a living at it.
\nChaimAmalek: I have given him many good ideas over the years, but as a shrink I know once put it "you are wasting your time with people like that"
\npalestine4ever: You’d be a guru.
\npalestine4ever: You’d have followers.
\nChaimAmalek: He’s too content to be where he is at. That’s why he needs to be evicted
\npalestine4ever: Young, leggy and fertile followers.
\nChaimAmalek: I am willing to do that.
\nChaimAmalek: Where do I sign up?
\nChaimAmalek: Emma, what’s on tap for this weekend?
\npalestine4ever: Head down to the local college and ask for where Hillel meets
\nEmma: Shopping….
\npalestine4ever: Bag a few of them, then their friends, then their friends’ friends
\nChaimAmalek: for what?
\npalestine4ever: Suddenly you’ve got your own Kabballah Sex Cult
\nEmma: Dont be so nosey Chaim
\nChaimAmalek: I never could get into shopping.
\nChaimAmalek: OK, so if it is for tampons, just say so
\nEmma: lol
\npalestine4ever: http:\/\/www2.tech.purdue.edu\/cgt\/courses\/cgt411\/covey\/48_laws_of_power.htm
\npalestine4ever: Luke, let this be your primer.
\nEmma: Spending my bd money
\nYourMoralLeader: how much $$$ you bag?
\nYourMoralLeader: save it for LA!
\nChaimAmalek: Save it for New York.
\npalestine4ever: Don’t rely on instinct. Take advice from the cult leaders who have come before you.
\npalestine4ever: Build upon the shoulders of giants, etc.
\nChaimAmalek: Luke, my sense of the culture is that porn has peaked
\nChaimAmalek: and is in decline
\nChaimAmalek: like the mortgage market, or fear of the swine flu
\nChaimAmalek: You need to figure out a way of making money off of this gay marriage thing
\npalestine4ever: Or rubes duct-taping their houses and suffocating for fear of anthrax
\nYourMoralLeader: I know I carry your hopes and dreams with me everywhere I go.
\nYourMoralLeader: http:\/\/computerprojectors.blogspot.com\/
\nChaimAmalek: I was in a hotel a few weeks back and they had porn on a channel. Really hideous looking people
\nYourMoralLeader: You gents have given me lots to meditate on for shabbos
\nChaimAmalek: You need to attract the blogger elites here
\npalestine4ever: He had them at one point.
\nChaimAmalek: Greet your Shabbos queen, but also cop a feel off of her
\npalestine4ever: But Matt Welch went on to become a bigshot Libertard and the hovel is still the hovel.
\nChaimAmalek: Well, there was more to it than that.
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\nChaimAmalek: And the loss of one of them hurt his prospects enormously
\npalestine4ever: I could have given you the Ron Paul lubs Nazis scoop, Luke.
\npalestine4ever: Chaim is a wise man.
\npalestine4ever: I’d like my unborn child to be just like him, except not a Jew.<\/p>\n