Cathedral City, just outside Monterey Park.<\/p>\n
I’m to meet Ming Ho’s father at his dry cleaners.<\/p>\n
A cloud of steam erupts from his press as I walk in.<\/p>\n
"Mr. Kim, so very good to meet you," I say. "Could I borrow some cash so I can take your daughter on the date she deserves? I want to take her out for Chinese food and study her Red Book."<\/p>\n
"You leave now! You trouble!" he responds.<\/p>\n
"Father," says Ming. "You promised not to shame us in front of the Jew."<\/p>\n
"You leave now or I’ll harvest your organs!" he says. "Ming, we could become rich if you just hold him down long enough for me to extract a kidney."<\/p>\n
Jim Jones emails: "Cathedral City is near Monterey Park? You mean Temple City, moron. Cathedral City’s near Palm Springs. I won’t bother to go into why the rest of your "satirical" post doesn’t work on any level, you fag."<\/p>\n
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Cathedral City, just outside Monterey Park. I’m to meet Ming Ho’s father at his dry cleaners. A cloud of steam erupts from his press as I walk in. "Mr. Kim, so very good to meet you," I say. "Could I … Continue reading