{"id":29704,"date":"2011-02-07T15:53:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T23:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29704"},"modified":"2011-02-07T15:53:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T23:53:02","slug":"things-that-make-orthodox-jews-go-pshhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29704","title":{"rendered":"Things That Make Orthodox Jews Go Pshhh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.frumsatire.net\/2011\/02\/07\/things-that-make-you-go-pshhhh\/\">Heshy Fried writes<\/a>: Pshhh, is one of those things that frummies say when they are proud, honored or honoring someone \u2013 I guess the goyishe equivalent would be \u201chell yeh\u201d or \u201cyou da man\u201d and there are many instances when people feel like going Pshhh\u2026I wonder shclock rock will take that title for an album \u2013 or will it be copyright infringement?<\/p>\n<p>Getting called to the Torah<\/p>\n<p>When you read a good devar torah<\/p>\n<p>When someone good gets up to daven<\/p>\n<p>Getting engaged<\/p>\n<p>Getting into the paper<\/p>\n<p>Winning an aliyah auction battle<\/p>\n<p>Whipping out a good bottle of booze at kiddush<\/p>\n<p>Hearing that there will be a kiddush in shul that week<\/p>\n<p>Hearing a really good shofar blower<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heshy Fried writes: Pshhh, is one of those things that frummies say when they are proud, honored or honoring someone \u2013 I guess the goyishe equivalent would be \u201chell yeh\u201d or \u201cyou da man\u201d and there are many instances when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29704\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21436,18],"tags":[25420,25418,25419,21444,671],"class_list":["post-29704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heshy-fried","category-orthodoxy","tag-copyright-infringement","tag-devar-torah","tag-hell-yeh","tag-heshy","tag-shul"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Heshy Fried writes: Pshhh, is one of those things that frummies say when they are proud, honored or honoring someone \u2013 I guess the goyishe equivalent would be \u201chell yeh\u201d or \u201cyou da man\u201d and there are many instances when people feel like going Pshhh\u2026I wonder shclock rock will take that title for an album\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Luke Ford\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"google-site-verification\" content=\"HMjuOfLRyzTPB-5Z5FG4BHkfZ1fbEij34rmbKM3BkZ4\" \/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29704\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.10\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Luke Ford - No sacred cows.\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Things That Make Orthodox Jews Go Pshhh! 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