{"id":29593,"date":"2011-02-01T14:02:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T22:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29593"},"modified":"2011-02-01T14:03:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T22:03:07","slug":"i-have-a-heart-to-heart-with-rabbs-about-my-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29593","title":{"rendered":"I Have A Come To Jesus Talk With Rabbs About My Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eVdx8YWf1_Y\" frameborder=\"0\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29557\">Watch the whole thing!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?cat=590\">I discuss<\/a> the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parashah\">weekly Torah portion<\/a>  with <a href=\"http:\/\/rabbs.com\/\">Rabbi Rabbs<\/a> every Monday at 7pm PST <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">on my live cam<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?cat=22467\">YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Terumah_%28parsha%29\">This week&#8217;s parasha is Terumah (Exodus 25:1-27:19).<\/a><\/p>\n<p>* We discuss <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=29124\">my Saturday night interview with Heshy Fried<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>* I ask Rabbs how he likes my braids.<\/p>\n<p>Rabbs: &#8220;You really want my opinion? I think you look retarded. You look stupid. And you should lose it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &#8220;I got some Reiki this afternoon and it helped to open up my shakras.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rabbs: &#8220;Let me tell you about beards.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He touches my beard braids. &#8220;This is not a Jewish zach (custom). Let me tell you about long beards. If I didn&#8217;t know you and I was to walk by you on Pico and you were to look like that, I would take you as either meshugah, you hadn&#8217;t showered in a week, you&#8217;re probably psycho, you&#8217;re going to ask me for money, and I&#8217;m going to try to stay away from you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &#8220;Those are probably all pretty accurate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rabbs: &#8220;It&#8217;s probably straggly and stinky. You might be violent. You might be some psycho. I think you should lose it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think Jews look best with beards that are properly trimmed. 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