{"id":2946,"date":"2008-05-12T20:00:33","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T04:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2946"},"modified":"2008-05-12T21:46:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T05:46:22","slug":"leah-kleim-is-live-in-my-chat-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2946","title":{"rendered":"Leah Kleim Is Live In My Chat Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">here<\/a> to join the fun.<\/p>\n<p>maven:&nbsp; I have a musical recommendation for you the new S&eacute;bastien Tellier album<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; IS IT GOOD<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; maven, go to the israel fest yestereday?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; SO YOUR THE GUY BEHIND THE VOICE ON THE PHONE ?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; its kind of a mix of 70s singing and warm beats.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; who r u 117?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; LEAH KLEIM<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no way!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; awesome<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; YEAH WAY<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you!<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; HOW R U ?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; vas sagsta?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; GOURNISHT<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; leah, alles in ordinung?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good, how are you?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; ALLE IZ GOOT<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; GREAT<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; az di bist yetz in boro park?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; NAIN, ICH BIN IN ILLINOIS<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I liked our interview, did you?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; yo ishtenem, das is emesdik di leah kleim<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; YEAH IT WAS COOL<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; A lot of yidden have told me I&#8217;m the male Leah Kleim<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m really happy to see you again!<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; ALOT OF GUYS THINK THEY R<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I want to help you! lol<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; START BEATING OFF THEN<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How&#8217;s the Daily Yid holding up?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; I HAVENT TALKED TO HIM, I GOTTA EMAIL HIM<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; He didn&#8217;t want to get help?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; leah, di retz oych ungarish?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; HE SAIS HE DOES THEN HE GOES OFF ON ME, I THINK HES BIPOLAR<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; BESELNI MUDYARU ?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; you ishtenem, meg mondom neked<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; I KNOW LIKE 4 PHRASES, TEKEL FAY BEVAGNIE ?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; NELEG DA VISBE<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; same here. I grew up around Bobov, so I get where you are at.<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; HUDNEKEDLEDYE MI KER DESNY<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; udjal nekem voloni eni<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; I JUST REMEMBER MY MOTHER SHRIEKING IN A FUNNY LANGUAGE<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; same here. Where was she from?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; ICH FARSHTEY NISHT UNGARIAN !<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; MY GRANDMOTHER WAS FROM BUDAPEST<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; Oh, my mother is from Slovakia, but spoke (or yelled) in Magyar<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; I WAS RAISED ON KOKOSH CAKE AND FRIED CHICKEN SKIN<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; No leszo?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; THEY ALL YELL, THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; LESZO?<br \/>\nguest117:&nbsp; THEY TRIED TO FORCE TAILEY ON ME (HOME MADE YOGURT)<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; That&#8217;s how Hungarian is spoken. I once dated a hungarian girl in college and she spoke just like that<br \/>\nUser guest117 changed their name to Leah.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, do you know a Rabbi &#8230;.?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; Luke, we wouldn&#8217;t know these Litvaki rebbes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ahh<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Did you take those photos of the frum beach party, Leah?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; Enough crazy stuff going on in Boro Park<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; no, why should I ?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I think there cute<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I remember wild days in BP,<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; they&#8217;re great photos<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, I heard this: Satmar which has 2 rival groups got on his case because DailyYid was of one faction, the Zaloinim and was against the Aronim<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; If ppl think that something is wrong with me posting those pictures, they can go f**k themselvs,<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, is there a criminal investigation of Daily Yid?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Daily Yid is to new of a blog to matter or have impact, just recently he started getting 1,000 hits a day, when he first contacted me he was lucky to see 250 in a week, I dont think Satmar or anyone for that matter was on his case about anything.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Do you know the Daily Yid&#8217;s real name?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; no I dont<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; But isn&#8217;t der yid the local yiddish paper?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I think so<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; So he just lifted the name of the Satmar paper?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; there two different names, &quot;the daily yid&quot; and &quot;der yid&quot;<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; but similar enough, I suppose. &quot;iceberg, goldberg, what&#8217;s the difference&quot; (old joke)<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; so they have a berg in common, big deal, it dosent make em the same<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; that;s the joke about the anti-semite who blames his parents death on the Jews because they died on the titanic<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; theres also auschwitz and horowitz<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; In israel I met an Russian immigrant named Chemelnitzky<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; and the nazi philosopher was named Rosenberg<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; So Leah, you were always Satmar? You lived in W-berg<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She&#8217;s Chabad<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; From what I know about the daily yid, he&#8217;s pretty much jobless, bored, in the closet, miserable and depressed and started a blog as something to do, he gained 40 lbs since he started, so he must have been&nbsp; putting alot of time into it, while fressing on <br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; that&#8217;s what happened to Luke!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; he&#8217;s bi?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I was never Satmar, my family was back in hungary, Im a Chabadnik, I grew up full fleded Lubavitch<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; yeah he likes girls, and boys with toys<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; A hungarian lubavitcher? I thought that was against the law<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; jumbo shrimp?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, how long do you plan to stay in Illinois?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; there are a few hungarian Lubavitchers, a strange breed, vodka on top of all that screaming makes for the need for more vodka<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; Vodka with slivovitz chasers sounds good<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I duno, I should be in NY in a few weeks, why ?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; vodka and goulash<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; what are you doing in Ill?<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; sounds like the usual kiddish at the hungarian shteeble<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Im sitting on my front porch drinking a glass of wine, sucking on a ciggarett and talking to you<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; where in IL are you living<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; in the middle of no where, population 8oo goyim<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how do you like that?<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; dude that is nasty dont do that on cam<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; are most of your friends jewish or goyish?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sorry<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; thanx Luke, Ive watched many ppl do many things on cam, now Ive seen a guy across the country blow his nose too<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Jewish, all of my friends are Jewish, most of them frum, I have no goyish friends<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; and u think its funny<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; luke blows<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; i saw, and heard<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; why no goyisha friends? not enough in common?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so how do you stay sane surrounded by goyim?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; you should advertize, &quot;whatch a jewish guy blow live !&quot; youll get tons of hits<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; Luke, you had mentioned that &quot;this is how you make a living&quot; with your blog<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; how do you make a living form your blog?<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I dont get along with goyim, there goyim, they have no heart<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; you might get even more hits if you let them know that you are blowing yourself<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; advertising and the SEO opportunities and stuff it brings me, like a TV reality show<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; my blog is a non profit job \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; escorting with readers<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; MTV is calling ! the Luke blows show ! live from Cali !<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; so how do you pau the bills?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I dont<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; who does?<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; with that beard you can do the chabad telethon next year too<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; my husband<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; I thought he was gone<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i pay the bills from my savings from writing on porn and credit card debt<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; with that beard he can be santa clause at the mall<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; not gone yet, divorce is a long messy process<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; He&#8217;s Charlton Heston playing Moses<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I also have a part-time job picking up kids from school<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; I wouldnt let my kid sit on his lap<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; why not?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I wold kill myself if I had to pick a bunch of kids up from school<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; they can be terrors<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but I have a lot of authority as a moral leader<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; you put them on leashes for the walk home<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; tell me about it, I have 3 and when they see me, they dont actually see a person, they see prizes and toys, or a doormat<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The will of man&#8217;s heart is evil from his youth<br \/>\nmaven:&nbsp; That&#8217;s universal, Leah.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Where is Leah?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Gday palestine, I got your girl Leah in here<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Leah, hi!<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; and what kind of authority is that ? the right to blow yor nose on cam and have ppl actually watch it?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; P4E is in chicago<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes Leah<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Big fan, here, big big fan<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, do you do mixed dancing? If so, could I have this dance?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRST TIME CALLER<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; fan of what ? chutzpa ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; DDs<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a fan of the Leah Kleim brand in general<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; you asking for a lap dance?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; thats pretty much what I am, a brand<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Lubavitch girls give the best lap dances<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Regretfully I am married, but otherwise we could get married and sing Ebony + Ivory at our wedding<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; A whole medley of star-crossed lover melodies<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Im never getting married again<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Do not let the womb grow cold and bitter as aspirin, gentle flower<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; DO NOT BE AFRAID TO LOVE AGAIN!<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; and I bet after all that mushy mucky stuff we would live happily ever after, with kids who were well behaved and never got dirty<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Im not affraid of love, Im just not dumb enough to fall for that crock of crap again<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Well, they&#8217;d be the only kids that sang Havah Nagila on the way to bombing a stripmall, at least<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; In a perfect world they would sing chabad nigunim<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Leah, why do the Chabaders only appear in the Gold Coast?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Luke are you playing with yourself there?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a Torah Jew!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I always think of Luke when they ask me if I&#8217;m Jewish.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no fooling<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; your hand seems to be creeping lower and lower and your nipple is looking perky<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s just the southern california breeze<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you needed me<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; now your helping me !<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Anyway, he licks his finger before doing that<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; help me help me big daddy luke<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Kendra taught him the Force powers of the pornlette.<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; he can blow all night long<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I bet he can<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; looks his bag of tricks<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; now Im hittin the Vodka, its people liek you and places like this that make life more fun the Lubavitch way, through vodka<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; vodka goes a long way<br \/>\niwantamoralleader:&nbsp; done with sleaping?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; what do you think is in his bag of trix?<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; Wine tastes so much better<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; User:iwantamoralleader, identify yourself.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, I want to be your moral leader<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; tweezers<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I dont really like wine<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke is only taking female apprentices.<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; magnifying glass<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; You can be my moral leader<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I am honored!<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; vasaline?<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; shaving cream<br \/>\niwantamoralleader:&nbsp; &gt;-&gt;<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; no he is a masocist<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; shaving cream ? whip cream is way better dude<br \/>\niwantamoralleader:&nbsp; chocolate cream?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; na, that resembles s**t<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; Leah, you have photos or vidoe&#8217;s on your blog drinking winde but never vodka<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; lol ok ok was thinking of the aweful beard<br \/>\niwantamoralleader:&nbsp; but doesnt taste like so<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Is &quot;drinking wind&quot; what they call it now?<br \/>\niwantamoralleader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I can&#8217;t keep up with the youth<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, do you like a beard or a clean-shaven look?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I had a video on you tube with a few bottles of vodka , it got kicked off<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; use more lube next time you use a vodka bottle<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; a little scruff<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; so you tube is anti-lubavitch?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; chas vi shilim<br \/>\nguest130:&nbsp; you dont like the planet of the apes look<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; anti drunk driving i guess<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; nope<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; add some vodka to that<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the end with daily yid<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; he&nbsp; in jail yet?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; hes showing us his stuff<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; no hes probably watching some young boy and jacking off<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; hate to see the case go cold<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; his time will come<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; patience is a virtue in this twisted world<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; but the time is now<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; so get him<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; duno how<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; but the time is now ! find out<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; C&#8217;mon soldiar, get on the front line !<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; wish I knew how to do that<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; thats why I say patience is a virtue, its not about giving the &quot;frum&quot; world some more Loshon horah to spread around the shabbos table, its about actually stopping him, weather it goes noticed or not<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; now luke is thinking ! see the look on his face<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; this is serious !<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; the dalyyidden blog has listed his name &#8211; duno if it&#8217;s true but if yes why can&#8217;t he be picked up<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; or maybe he&#8217;s watching the pamela and tommy video again<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; that blog is only open to invite<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; but before they closed they had listed his name<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I think he&#8217;s a Ron Jeremy fan<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; and address<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; send it to me<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I&#8217;d gladly knock on his door and see if its him<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; you could recognise him if you had seen him again?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; yeah<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; the address was in williamsburg so you would have to be back first<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Ill be there soon<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; here he goes again !<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp;&nbsp; luke blows !<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; getting over a cold<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Luke, how do you have the patience for this ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a gentle easy going soul<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; so now my question gets even more serious, how do you have the patience for this?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve done my productive work for the day<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; and that was?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I enjoy talking with you Leah and P4E<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; some SEO stuff and blogging<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, are you sure a wife is what you want?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp;&nbsp; here we go with the yidish and giberish<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I can&#8217;t get used to this redecorating thing.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; And everything in my house smells of flowers.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; A man should have a place where he can be surrounded by his own stink.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; ok kool, thanx. LUke why does your house smell like flowers<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s house smells like old Jews and fiberous smoothies. Mine smells like daffodils.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; mine smells like play dough and choclate chip cookies and dirty tennis shoes<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; he told me his father has alot of $, does cheskel who the f**k ever haave $ ?<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; this was posted on the blog &#8211; which is now only by invite<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; do you have an email address for the blogger?<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; they say his father is dead<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Oh lawd is dat some Lashon Hara?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m ashamed of all of you.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; he never told me his father was dead. he talks about his mother like she&#8217;s a $5 hooker though<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; they had a starnge email which I think is invalid on gmail<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; it had a dot and I think gamail does not allow<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; If you dont like loshon hora, move to a cave in the dessert. but this is not loshon horah<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; first they came for the pederasts, and I was not a pederast so&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m just concerned that Our Moral Leader is engaging in moral relativism<br \/>\nguest131:&nbsp; this is the email for the blog owner which they had &#8211; Avishai.Exposed@gmail.com<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; This is the slippery slope to buggering animals.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; But I fear the harmful effects this will have on Luke.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He hasn&#8217;t finished his Torah training and a sophisticated blogger could easily turn him to the dark side<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Read up on the chofetz chaim and youll find the true meaning of loshon horah , and aloso when it is permitted, and not considered loshon horahm BTW loshon horah also applies to the one listening to it, you are equally as guilty, so RUN TO CAVE ! <br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Telling an Arab to &quot;run to the cave&quot; has a WHOLE different meaning \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; H&#8217;es the son of a preacher, gimmy a break, we all know about those kids \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; We were cool with caves until Tora Bora<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; run to a cave with the karan and be holy<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Now, you say &quot;run to the cave&quot; and they&#8217;re all like OH SO WHAT ARE ALL OF THESE GUNS FOR HUH<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THEM OFF ARE YOU SOME KIND OF TERRORIST<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Tell them, to kill people<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; say yes<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp;&nbsp; honesty is the best policy !<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I just tell them I&#8217;m a hillbilly<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It used to work but doesn&#8217;t anymore THANK YOU RACIAL PROFILING<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; bring a CD player, some Jack Daniels and pump some good country music outa your cave, Toby Keith and Willy Nelson<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Part of al-Qaida training was learning to do the Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky dance<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Few people know that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Wherever you go in the world, Leah, no matter how many times you get naked for the camera, you&#8217;ll always have a home in this chatroom.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; not the makeraina ?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; UGH LUKE GET CUPS PLEASE<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Thanx I feel so loved now<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; macarena = too ethnic<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, does it offend you when I drink out of a kedem bottle or would you prefer me to use a glass?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Just tie a towel oaround your head and sing the israeli national anthem<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke did you ban RevDesFord yet?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; That guy is like instant buzzkill<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes, but let him back in the next day<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; No it dosent, Im a Lubavitcher, we ll share<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; every Lubavitcher thinks if they drink out of the vodka bottle no one else will dring it and they can have it all, and the vicious cycle of us all drinking each others germs continues. We always look at the bottle and wonder though&#8230; Did I really drink all that?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; a rare show of modesty, Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; We have a lady in here.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; They just don&#8217;t want to buy their friends a drink<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; (cough cough cough)<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Luke you should go to the local Chabad House and invite a bunch of chassidim over and have a vodka filled farbrengen and live stream it<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s religious beliefs prohibit him from sharing a cam with anyone.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a sole discipline and improves character.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; what happened to ahavas yisroel ?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; poor guy is tired, from the hard work of blogging<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; say something funny, Luke<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; the silence is killing me<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, I have two words that will solve your financial distress<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I have ADHD I cant focus on nothing<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;Fan Fiction&quot;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Witness Peter Chimaera: http:\/\/www.encyclopediadramatica.com\/Peter_Chimaera<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I have two words that will solve your financial disteress<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; MORE MONEY <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so what do you do all day leah?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Im a Mommie<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ahh<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; aka dormat<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; This is sad.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It must be invigorating to have some stimulating adult conversation!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Of the three of us, Luke has an active career but possibly the worst financial intake.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Give up work, luke, walk the land like the cat in Kung Fu<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I take, abuse, neglect and sorrow, pain, regret and sadness, all day long and dont get paid a nickle for it, and I got to bed happy. yEAh iM CrAZy<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; LUKE, you poppin pills?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; spread Torah, conduct good deeds, save kittens from trees, etc.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He has a whole battery of pills, Leah<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; clonidine<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I get a monthly goody bag<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, how long into your marriage till you realized it was a mistake?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; And that&#8217;s not going into the fun ones<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; last year<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; every cyber junkie gets pills<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; was there one moment?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; yeah<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; he blows !<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; So much for modesty<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; TOO LATE LUKE WE SAW YOU HONK<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; when he does that, we can talk about him behind his back !<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Leah, what was that moment?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I wouldn&#8217;t pry but Luke already did and now it&#8217;s hanging there&#8230;<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; He was b**chin about somethin&#8217; or other, and I thought to myself screw this<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; It wasnt that complicated<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Oh.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; That&#8217;s kind of anti-climactic.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I was hoping the police were involved, or an ambulence or something.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is he gay?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; But it&#8217;s GOOD THAT THEY WEREN&#8217;T<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; (even if the story would have been better)<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; oh well, I dont have some great story about that special moment when SUDDENLY ! BAM ! it all hit me, and I realized that I was an individual, and I had needs, wants and rights too<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; when did you get your DDs?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; and this was not fair<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp;&nbsp; and I could be someone<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; bla bla bla<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Ariana Huffington already turned one Republican gay, do you want to be next Luke?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I dont speak cyber lingo what is DDs<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; So it was kind of a Gloria Gaynor moment<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; not really<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; your breasts<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp;&nbsp; I didnt sing a song about it either<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; about 4 years ago<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; How long were you married?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp;&nbsp; I had E&#8217;s 5 years ago though, natuarlly<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; We have here the three stages of romance<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; 9 or 10 years<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke (before) me (during) Leah (after)<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; When did you get the implants? 9 years ago?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; all we need are some dead ppl now<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; 4 years ago<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; But I prefer to concentrate on the things that unite us, not divide us!<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; well Im sure glad its OK with you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Leah, does it bother you when men look at you as a sexual object?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Like I&#8217;m pretty sure we all hate Asians.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not me<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; no, its been that way since I was 14<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve got yellow fever<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Well, you kind of are one.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; This cam is a sex free zone, Leah.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I see that<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; A few longitude north and you&#8217;re dipping everything in soy, Luke.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Um, latitude<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I hate chineese ppl<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I hate black ppl<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; PLEASE STRIKE MY STATEMENT OF GEOGRAPHIC IGNORANCE<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I hate mexicans<br \/>\nUser guest137 left the room.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Yes I am a racist<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; LEAH I LOVE YOU<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; your crazy<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; RIGHT ON, SISTER, PREACH IT<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I freely admit that I have an envy of the startling intellect and access to capital that our Asian and Jewish friends have<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; (present company excluded)<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; (sort of)<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I gotta go get some more vodka, BRB, if your still here, cool if not oh well, Ill go write something with my tainted sence of humor and bad spelling<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; XOXO<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; ROCK ON, LEAH.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What a chick<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; hmm<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How you been?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; She&#8217;s less crazy without the bright red text<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; or seems that way<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; or maybe&#8230; she&#8217;s not crazy at all<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I had a long meeting with a rabbi today, I&#8217;m learning about holy speech and not shaming people<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I thought Rabbis were all about shaming people<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; is he afraid you&#8217;re cutting into his business?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; oh wait<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; was this one of those &quot;Levi, come into my office&quot; kind of meetings?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; the ones right before they kick you out?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m getting a chance to be a mentch<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Hmm<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s taking a chance on you<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; So this could mean he believes you&#8217;re able to be molded into a More Perfect Jew<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; thats not fair ! aand you should tell them that, and be bold and in there face when you tell it to them !<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Could I perk your interest in a spell of fire-breathing Wahhabism?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I mean, they might chop&nbsp; your tongue off but definitely wouldn&#8217;t do that.<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I think that you should write about&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s running out of shuls, Leah.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He insists on clinging to this community that clearly does not want him<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; and desires to expel him like a heretic of old<br \/>\nver:&nbsp; if they still burned people at the stake, Luke would be their Jan Hus<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; Its Asur to push another Jew away ! espscially a ger ! a ger is considered a yossom, a yossom needs to be treated better than the rest and accepted and loved !<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Preach it, Leah<br \/>\nPicoPal:&nbsp; what is a yossom?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Even one that listens to &quot;Boys of Summer&quot; over and over and over again?<br \/>\nLeah:&nbsp; I try, they dont care though because the reality is they dont give a damn about halocha they care about yichus<br \/>\nPicoPal:&nbsp; is that one of the words i have to look up google myself?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; In fact, I believe these folks called the NAZIS felt &quot;uncomfortable&quot; around certain people too<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to join the fun. maven:&nbsp; I have a musical recommendation for you the new S&eacute;bastien Tellier album guest117:&nbsp; IS IT GOOD YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; maven, go to the israel fest yestereday? 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