{"id":2939,"date":"2008-05-12T07:49:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T15:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2939"},"modified":"2008-05-12T09:37:51","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T17:37:51","slug":"im-nuts-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2939","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Nuts This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just completely bonkers.<\/p>\n<p>I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t want to miss this.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s streaming <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">live on my cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>CraigsList:&nbsp; Good morning<br \/>\nCraigsList:&nbsp; I can&#8217;t believe you make money off of this that justifies your time investment.<br \/>\nCraigsList:&nbsp; Ten bucks a day is what &#8211; a fifth the minimum wage?<br \/>\nCraigsList:&nbsp; This just is not the highest and best use of your time<br \/>\nCraigsList:&nbsp; You need to put your life in my hands, and do what I say.&nbsp; I want to be the Col. Parker to your Elvis.<br \/>\nCraigsList:&nbsp; I want to make you the Elvis of bloggers<br \/>\nUser CraigsList changed their name to CharlieTheAbo.<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; My motto: &quot;Every Abo needs a Jew and every Jew needs an Abo&quot;<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; I think Leah Kleim is trying to smoke me out.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Plese help me<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; You sound nuts this morning. What&#8217;s whith the grunting at the start of every message?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Communicating with the mother ship<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; Have you gone scientological?<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; Why do you grunt?<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; Even we Abos don&#8217;t do that<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; This is no way to make a living, and you don&#8217;t anyway, so why not try something different?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; have faith, the TV show will come<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; So say a bunch of Jews on the make<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; &quot;Don&#8217;t worry, Jesus, as soon as the Romans grab you, we&#8217;ll put up your bail money and sneak you into Persia.&quot;<br \/>\nCharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; I want Leah Kleim in here<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just completely bonkers. I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock. You don&#8217;t want to miss this. It&#8217;s streaming live on my cam: CraigsList:&nbsp; Good morning CraigsList:&nbsp; I can&#8217;t believe you make money off of this that justifies your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2939\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[7124,7128,3627,649,721,29771,6792,7126,990,7122,7130,647,6117,7125,7127,7129,7123,7131,7132],"class_list":["post-2939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-craigslist","tag-elvis","tag-faith","tag-jesus","tag-jew","tag-jews","tag-kleim","tag-minimum-wage","tag-money","tag-mother-ship","tag-motto","tag-nbsp","tag-nuts","tag-paddock","tag-persia","tag-romans","tag-time-investment","tag-tv-show","tag-worry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}