{"id":2939,"date":"2008-05-12T07:49:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T15:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2939"},"modified":"2008-05-12T09:37:51","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T17:37:51","slug":"im-nuts-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2939","title":{"rendered":"I’m Nuts This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just completely bonkers.<\/p>\n

I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock.<\/p>\n

You don’t want to miss this.<\/p>\n

It’s streaming live on my cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n

CraigsList:  Good morning
\nCraigsList:  I can’t believe you make money off of this that justifies your time investment.
\nCraigsList:  Ten bucks a day is what – a fifth the minimum wage?
\nCraigsList:  This just is not the highest and best use of your time
\nCraigsList:  You need to put your life in my hands, and do what I say.  I want to be the Col. Parker to your Elvis.
\nCraigsList:  I want to make you the Elvis of bloggers
\nUser CraigsList changed their name to CharlieTheAbo.
\nCharlieTheAbo:  My motto: "Every Abo needs a Jew and every Jew needs an Abo"
\nCharlieTheAbo:  I think Leah Kleim is trying to smoke me out.
\nYourMoralLeader:  hi
\nYourMoralLeader:  Plese help me
\nCharlieTheAbo:  You sound nuts this morning. What’s whith the grunting at the start of every message?
\nYourMoralLeader:  Communicating with the mother ship
\nCharlieTheAbo:  Have you gone scientological?
\nCharlieTheAbo:  Why do you grunt?
\nCharlieTheAbo:  Even we Abos don’t do that
\nCharlieTheAbo:  This is no way to make a living, and you don’t anyway, so why not try something different?
\nYourMoralLeader:  have faith, the TV show will come
\nCharlieTheAbo:  So say a bunch of Jews on the make
\nCharlieTheAbo:  "Don’t worry, Jesus, as soon as the Romans grab you, we’ll put up your bail money and sneak you into Persia."
\nCharlieTheAbo:  I want Leah Kleim in here<\/p>\n

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