{"id":2932,"date":"2008-05-11T12:26:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T20:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2932"},"modified":"2008-05-11T13:23:52","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T21:23:52","slug":"are-you-calling-for-tech-support-or-for-sex-she-asked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2932","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Are You Calling For Tech Support Or For Sex?&#8217; She Asked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Or for companionship?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Companionship,&quot; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;That&#8217;s the politically correct answer.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Are you available for manual labor?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No. What about my needs?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>CharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; Best name for a punk rock band in many a moon: &quot;Hymen Holocaust&quot;<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Or for companionship?&quot; &quot;Companionship,&quot; I said. &quot;That&#8217;s the politically correct answer. &quot;Are you available for manual labor?&quot; &quot;No. What about my needs?&quot; CharlieTheAbo:&nbsp; Best name for a punk rock band in many a moon: &quot;Hymen Holocaust&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[7059,7060,7062,7061],"class_list":["post-2932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-companionship","tag-correct-answer","tag-manual-labor","tag-tech-support"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}