{"id":2901,"date":"2008-05-07T18:02:52","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T02:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2901"},"modified":"2008-05-08T08:36:09","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T16:36:09","slug":"im-finetuning-my-cam-description","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2901","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Finetuning My Cam Description"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Currently it is<\/a>: &quot;Are you a sinner in need of G-d&#8217;s grace? I&#8217;m Luke Ford and I want to be Your Moral Leader! Watch me wrap tefillin, study Torah and engineer sweeping moral change. I write the website Lukeford.net and I want you to look deeply into my eyes. If you do, you&#8217;ll know what to do to change your life and to change your world. Don&#8217;t ask me dumb questions such as &quot;What is tefillin\/Torah etc&quot;? Use Google. Don&#8217;t bother me unless you have something smart to say. Moral change is very demanding. BTW, I am a false prophet and G-d is a superstition.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i reworked my description above, whadya think? powerful? moving?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Yes, the description has something for everyone<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it&#8217;s not too overt in its eroticism?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; I&#8217;m am way turned on<br \/>\nParallel:&nbsp; straight to the point<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank the good L-rd<br \/>\nParallel:&nbsp; couldnt have put it better myself<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; acupuncture&nbsp; this week?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; twice<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How do you know the needles are clean?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; local yocal<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; any sinners in here needing G-d&#8217;s grace?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I feel there&#8217;s a broken heart in here<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; heal me<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What if the previous person receiveing that treatment is say, a porner?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And they don&#8217;t sterilize properly?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my acupuncturists are hot and only use clean needles<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Make me appealing to young shiksas, Luke<br \/>\nParallel:&nbsp; he who is free of sin cast the first stone<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ping<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; ooooohhhhhh<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There is better money in faith healing than in blogging<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; how do you mend a broken heart?<br \/>\nParallel:&nbsp; its good you try to heal folk through thought and self belief luke<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Brooklyn in the house<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But can a man who is as valetudinarian as Luke heal others?<br \/>\nParallel:&nbsp; the mind itself can be a powerful healer<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Dogs have yicchus<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; purebreeds have lots of yicchus<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Best way to mend a broken heart, my child, is to go out and get into action. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, I want you to sing me a love song<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; emma, Luke has just told me to have some action with you<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Your master commands, you must obey<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; that is a sick or weakly person<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Some action with me?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, can I call you on a landline? That would be free for me, while to a mobile costs me 45c a minute<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll contribute to the fund<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; My mum puts a code on the landline lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I noted 4 words I never saw before in Rad: the Making and umaking of British India, which made me want to flog a wog<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; with a cane<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Whilst wearing a pith helmut<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Raj, not rad<br \/>\nParallel:&nbsp; fasinating<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s a code on the landline do?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This new Jewess you located, Luke, the one with nude pics who is Chabbad, is she in New YOrk?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; in illinois now<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Where?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; email her<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Can&#8217;t use it..<br \/>\nUser guest241 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy, why emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How is Gina?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Why is she living with Chabad and posing nude?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; How are you M?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I wish there to be more Jewesses like that in New York<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; kicks?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; fell bad for her kids <br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; feel<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I do well with weirdos<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Mum dosnt want a huge bill<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Good G, you??<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but I&#8217;d be calling you, that cant cost you<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Sorry I missed the phone call<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; how was it?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ecstasy<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; ecstacy is illegal<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; recorded Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nooo<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; laocoon &#8211; what does that mean?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Not in my dictionary<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; We were disscussing my priest<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Why your priest?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m getting a feeling M that your parents are going to be quite a challenge for this old hairy jew<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; what about dad?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Your priest cannot be as horrible a human being as the Satmar Rabbi of Hitler times<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I doubt that Chaim<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Did you see Father Ted M?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; BBC show<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Is that like your priests?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; nooooooooooooo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m feeling very priestsly right now M<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; please help me with communion<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; stick out your tongue<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; body of chr-st<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; you are the brightest penny in Luke&#8217;s pushka<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; probably the only penny<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m transcribing my leah kleim interview, figuring out why she gets naked and if it is good for the jews<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Do you think she has a nice rack?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oops my sisters pc got hacked<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; do you ask this in order to help you philosiphise<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=ae0ktYmI8ps<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She does NOT have a nice rack<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Fake all the way<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; tattoos<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not as nice as M&#8217;s<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Emma, slap him!<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; as fake as her yichus<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; When internet explorer&#8230; ehem thanks Luke. When internet explorer pops open 100&#8217;s of times what does that mean?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; doesn&#8217;t sound good&#8230;.<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; call the doctor<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He just daydreams Gina.. a slap wouldnt cure that<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It means you should be using Firefox<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; true.. and he would enjoy it too much<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; whips and chains are out as well<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she needs Russian Dragon<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shut down her computer<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; install an anti- virus thing<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Someone on her msn im said they would hack her<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; so why would leah kleim NOT be good for anyone??<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m gonna watch blades of glory<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; if she got it wrong on a major story Hugh<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She needs AMALEK in&nbsp; her life<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; too in your face<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; or if she caused a jew to spill his seed<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; whos AMALEK lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Amalek can infuse her with new yichhus<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; she likes chocolate<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I should introduce her to Al Sharpton<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; whats wrong with your shoulder luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He needs a massage<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He has masturbator cuff problems<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; get those quarters<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; blogger elbow<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I meant rotator cuff<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i can no longer tug with my right hand<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You should buy one of those trained capuchin monkeys<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol wtf!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; They know how to do that and MORE<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; lol you dirty lot there is me thinking you are good nicey folks too<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And if your little monkey misbehaves, you spank him<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ok so he looks down and sees a monkey&#8230;. attractive<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; A real man can get it up under any circumstances&#8230;..with enough levitra<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was just thinking what a lovely group we have in here now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You people mean so much to me, I love you!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I even had a shtick ready to go for dealing with that albo situation<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Group Hug!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Caaaaaaaaan you feel the love tonight<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, get that monkey off my back<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; whats the next step after the phone call?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Conversion<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; well im away to work on some quantum physics whilst you lot enjoy yourselves&#8230;bye for now<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; let&#8217;s get things moving before I don&#8217;t fit into my BM dress<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Dont think so Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol g<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; and green is not the new black<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; pfft&#8230; god have mercy on your soul!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Can&#8217;t wait till your parents meet my parents, my dad hates catholicism<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; could be some awkward moments<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Try not to think ahead <br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Luke I hope your rebbitzen won&#8217;t get tossed from shul<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; We have a few hills to climb yet<br \/>\nUser Parallel changed their name to HughParallelEverett.<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; you need her there behind the mechitza<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; for moral support<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; you are the brightest penny in Luke&#8217;s pushka<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; probably the only penny<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m transcribing my leah kleim interview, figuring out why she gets naked and if it is good for the jews<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Do you think she has a nice rack?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oops my sisters pc got hacked<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; is that a personal interview<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; do you ask this in order to help you philosiphise<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=ae0ktYmI8ps<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She does NOT have a nice rack<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Fake all the way<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; tattoos<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not as nice as M&#8217;s<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Emma, slap him!<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; as fake as her yichus<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; When internet explorer&#8230; ehem thanks Luke. When internet explorer pops open 100&#8217;s of times what does that mean?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; doesn&#8217;t sound good&#8230;.<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; call the doctor<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He just daydreams Gina.. a slap wouldnt cure that<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It means you should be using Firefox<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; true.. and he would enjoy it too much<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; whips and chains are out as well<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she needs Russian Dragon<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shut down her computer<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; install an anti- virus thing<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Someone on her msn im said they would hack her<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; so why would leah kleim NOT be good for anyone??<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m gonna watch blades of glory<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; if she got it wrong on a major story Hugh<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She needs AMALEK in&nbsp; her life<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; too in your face<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; or if she caused a jew to spill his seed<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; whos AMALEK lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Amalek can infuse her with new yichhus<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; she likes chocolate<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I should introduce her to Al Sharpton<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; whats wrong with your shoulder luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He needs a massage<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He has masturbator cuff problems<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; get those quarters<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; blogger elbow<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I meant rotator cuff<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i can no longer tug with my right hand<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You should buy one of those trained capuchin monkeys<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; They know how to do that and MORE<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; lol you dirty lot there is me thinking you are good nicey folks too<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And if your little monkey misbehaves, you spank him<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ok so he looks down and sees a monkey&#8230;. attractive<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; A real man can get it up under any circumstances&#8230;..with enough levitra<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, get that prospective monkey off of Luke&#8217;s back.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was just thinking what a lovely group we have in here now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You people mean so much to me, I love you!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I even had a shtick ready to go for dealing with that albo situation<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Group Hug!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Caaaaaaaaan you feel the love tonight<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, get that monkey off my back<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; whats the next step after the phone call?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Conversion<br \/>\nHughParallelEverett:&nbsp; well im away to work on some quantum physics whilst you lot enjoy yourselves&#8230;bye for now<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; let&#8217;s get things moving before I don&#8217;t fit into my BM dress<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Dont think so Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol g<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; and green is not the new black<br \/>\nUser HughParallelEverett left the room.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Whoa the americans sure do think ahead<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; you guys are gonna elope anyway right?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; hurry mitzvah nite is soon upon us<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; M comes out to visit, I&#8217;ll sweep her off her feet, we&#8217;ll go to Vegas, Amalek will officiate she&#8217;ll be Mrs Ford<br \/>\nUser TedStryker left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke even has the crawl space ready <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Emma Ford<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Emma Denise Ford<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmaO<br \/>\nUser guest246 left the room.<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; kids \/ dogs names?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Amalek<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Amalekina<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hell no<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Canan<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Satmarella<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Dadreallina?<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; Chabadella<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Darnell, Yolanda, Vagintillia<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Smashpina?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But that&#8217;s if they are black<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Potato?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Spud<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; spud!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I da ho<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; alaska<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; In America, celebrities name their kids after states, like &quot;Dakota&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I love that name Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Well, if you have twins, you could name them North and South<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; quads; east and west<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Carolina, Virginia, Dakota, Georgia, Florida, <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Woosh<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; remember you need 8<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; plus the pets<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; and your pet names for each other&#8230;.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; 8 children 6 horses 5 dogs <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sorted<br \/>\nUser guest247 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The horses should be named after diceased porn stars<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; and a partridge in a pear tree<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I cannot spell<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; just say dead<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Or you could name them after diseased porn stars and have more names to pick from<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; jewish porn stars&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, what sort of wedding dress will you be wearing?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; omg shut up!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I want you to show some leg<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; it must match Lukes dress<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Not for me, mind you , as I am post-sexual<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not just leg<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course you are<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hey, do they have corporate punishment in Ireland? In school, did you get hit by teachers or by your parents?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, did you know that in certain Jewish circles, it is customary for all the males in attendance at a wedding to have sex with the bride before the groom gets his turn?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke belongs to those circles<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not with you Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Post-sexual<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; No, not with me<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am saving myself for Holly Randall<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; wil she be taking the pics?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Video<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; 8mm<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She will handle the arrangements<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I must stand up here for Emma&#8217;s virtue.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; One day, I will introduce her to Luke as Mrs. Holly Amalek<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You will be there at the door when I do, barefoot and pregnant<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You&#8217;ll lure her with your sweet scent Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; That works<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I have proof<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Poof?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; proof<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes poof<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, I tried it out<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; no canal street cheap crap<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; that&#8217;s what I used.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He used poof<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; can you imagine if you would use the real good stuff?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Same stuff that those sex and the city gals wear<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; No, the idea is to smell of skank<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; an malano blank stilletos<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is why, I speculate, men go to hookers.&nbsp; To get their smell on them so that they can snag females in regular life<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; priming the pump<br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; winner theroy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gnight emma, everyone<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, you face lots of pump priming in the years to come<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Night Lukey XOXOXOXOXOXOX<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; who is leaving?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Pump priming?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; The Pump<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke it seems<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It is a vacuum device that men use <br \/>\nguest47:&nbsp; The Rebbitzen will take over<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; well, well, son&#8230;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;s talk about your false conversion now.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you know, your self-administered &quot;conversion&quot; officiated by the imaginary internet rabbi.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, SUNNY JIM!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; nothing to say, eh, mate?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t think so. Coward.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, BOY!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Let&#8217; talk about your false &quot;conversion&quot;.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; now that your sycophantic cadre of retards and losers is not here, perhaps you can man up and confess the truth.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; for once in your miserable life, you sorry drongo.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i should have left you in the outback for the wombats to eat.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, SUNNY JIM!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; nothing to say. so typical. it amazes me how fair-dinkum stupid your tiny hanful of followers really is &#8211; what&#8217;s even more pathetic is that it makes you think of yourself as the c**k of the walk!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; if i were there, i&#8217;d pluck you and serve you as a fair-dinkum fricasee, i would<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you are a sickening fraud.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; here&#8217;s a hint for you, boy:<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; KILL YOURSELF<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son is a disappointment. a bitter, shameful disappointment.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he&#8217;s spent his whole life trying to honk me off.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; well, i&#8217;ve got news for you, Sunny Jim<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;m going to smash your fair-dinkum face<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;s talk about your self-administered, false &quot;conversion&quot;<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Are you going to let ththe right reverend talk to you like that? <br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I expect a little more from my &quot;moral leaders.&quot;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; expect nothing from this one. he&#8217;s a sickening fraud, as i&#8217;ve said many a time.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and a slimy little anti-semite, to boot. i ought to clout him one but good, mate!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Are you correct, Reverend? He&#8217;s a fake? How so?&nbsp; <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he was thrown out of the RCC conversion program when they discovered his dishonest and deceitful nature.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he garbs himself in the trappings of Judaism as if donning a clown costume, but was never really converted.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; ask rabbi union about him.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son is a self-aggrandizing, self-seeking liar with no more intelligence than a burst cane toad.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and even less integrity.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; But he says he was converted by someone he calls Rabbi Gadol. That&#8217;s false too?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; here&#8217;s a note to you, Sunny Jim: harboring a sick and hateful obsession with the Jews does not make you authentically Jewish.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Why is your boy so silent, Reverend Desmond Was he always that way? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you have no cultural or spiritual che&#8217;s silent because he has no excuse and nothing to say, mate.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; For someone who postures like such a know-it-all on the web, he sure clams up when you make an appearance. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you have no cultural or spiritual connection to Judaism, son. You are simply a fraud running around with your chest puffed out making moral judgments and ducking for cover beneath the cover of a religion you do not understand.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; that&#8217;s true &#8211; he clams right up!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I&#8217;m thinking maybe I was wrong coming to this site. He seems rather weak-minded and girlish. Doesn&#8217;t even stand up to his old man. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he&#8217;s the shame of his family.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Let me ask you, Reverend, when he was growing up, was he shameful to you as well? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he scribbles like a 13-year-old girl with her first diary and passes it off as &quot;journalism.&quot; my son wouldn&#8217;t know the meaning of&nbsp; the word. he hides in his room, stewing in his petty jealousy and trolling the fair-dinkum internet for stoies he can use to<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; stories he can use to defame the Jews. I&#8217;m well-cheesed right about now, I&#8217;ll tell ya!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; when he was a lad, he was a mortifying embarrassment to me and his mum. she died when the boy gave her cancer, but still he persisted in his buggery and theft.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Why do you think he calls himself a &quot;moral leader?&quot; Is he particularly moral? Does he have any followers? To tell you the truth, I&#8217;m not really getting what the deal is with your son. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; mincing about like the ponce he is.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Is there a history of mental illness in your family? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; yes, there is.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Goddammit, I missed Amalek<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; here&#8217;s one of my son&#8217;s anti-semitic sychophants right now!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Is belonging to a cult like the SDA considered a mental illness? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you asked what sort of flotsam my boy attracts &#8211; here&#8217;s your answer!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Oh jesus, are you still on that one dimensional troll?<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Can he explain what the deal is with your boy? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; this creep here likes to spout anti-semitic venom &#8211; he thinks it&#8217;s &quot;clever.&quot; must have got the idea from my worthless son.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; No, I&#8217;m just in favor of better and more dynamic trolling.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i ought to bash their noggins together.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Where did you go wrong, Reverend Desmond? You seem like a reasonable individual. How did your son end up like he did?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; listen to the scumbag tout his own cleverness.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I heard he was scared after Mike Albo dropped him off in East LA, alone and surrounded by brown Mexicans.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Is that right, RevDes?<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; The only cleverness I&#8217;ve seen so far has come from you, Reverend Desmond. I especially liked the bit about Weet-Bix and something you called &quot;floaters.&quot; <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my boy is a coward in all situations.<\/p>\n<p>RevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son is a sinker.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I mean, hey, the irrational hatred of a religious and ethnic group is pretty strange, but a fixation on another man&#8217;s toilet is just damn poofty.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; From what Ive read, the Reverend Desmond was ficated on the droppings of his FAMILY. It was a health thing in the SDA, am I right, Reverend? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; the former can be explained in terms of ignorance and fear. as to the latter, 249 is correct. look it up on yer internet, sunny jim! i used to march my family to the commode each morning to examine their stools.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s brother Paul came up floaters every time. But Luke laid sinkers. Coincidence? I think not. Not at Paul today &#8211; and just look at my jobless, hypocritical fraud of a son.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Look at Paul. RIght, Luke? He&#8217;s a fair-dinkum success. You? Wretched and despised.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Your only ally an anti-semitic halfwit.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, BOY!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Is this because Luke ate candy and sweets in violation of the SDA&#8217;s recommendation to eat grains and legumes? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son&#8217;s only &quot;mission&quot; here is a self-seeking one. i suspect the way he turned out is a result of the candy he stuffed in his god as a child, giggling all the while.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I think, I too, would have force fed hima&nbsp; burst cane toad, Reverend. It&#8217;s the only way the disobedient will learn sometimes. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son&#8217;s gob was always full of sweets.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; his gibbering, mincing antics were a disgrace to the family. i can&#8217;t bear it.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; He sounds like he was perfectly disagreeable lad, Reverend. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; to this day, he fills me with disgust.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not getting much of a sense of admiration for him eiither, reverend. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; the &quot;palestine&quot; chap has clammed up just like my son! i was hoping he would dispense some more of his anti-semitic &quot;witticisms.&quot;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; No, I&#8217;ve just realized that I&#8217;m arguing with a Turing machine.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;s have some more of that smirky, smarmy pseudo-intellectual banter, &quot;palestine&quot;!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Maybe they&#8217;re all working some sort of Internet voodoo to discover your real identity. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; good luck to them!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; tell us why you hate the Jews, &quot;Palestine.&quot; And why you admire my son!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; well?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Yep.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; two simple questions, lad. be quick about it!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Given the level of discourse I&#8217;ve encountered here&#8211;except for you, reverend&#8211;I&#8217;d say that they&#8217;ll come up, as you&#8217;d say, sinkers. <br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I hate the Jews. They&#8217;re an arcane sect that have oppressed my people.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; fair-dinkum right.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t admire your son.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; at least you&#8217;re right in one department.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I believe you should tell us now about his stool, his love for Olivia Newton-John, and about Rabbi Union.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Because it&#8217;s so tremendously stimulating<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; And you can tell that it really gets to him.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Seriously.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;s talk about Dennis Prager instead.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s posted on the front page every single day<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; UNION WAS RIGHT<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Yes, so you told us.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and yet you return, day after day.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I think you should demand Luke tell us what Rabbi Union said.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he still hasn&#8217;t come clean.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; No offense, Palestine, but you&#8217;re more boring than the good reverend. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and never will.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Incredible.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; yes, where did you come frm, &quot;palestine&quot;?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Sigh<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; clearlyt, you are cut from the same cloth as my son &#8211; what with your unerring journalistic instincts in ferreting our my &quot;true&quot; identity!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Well, was fun while it lasted, Luke.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to bet that he came from some southern California suburb. <br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Have fun with the echo chamber.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he&#8217;s quite the detective! and an exemplary anti-semite!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; buggering little s**t-eater.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; we still don&#8217;<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Most likely the product of ignorant parents. No direction. Now he&#8217;s what they call an &quot;Internet tough guy.&quot; <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; t know why &quot;palestine&quot; takes such an interest in my son.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i, for one, would like to know.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I&#8217;d like to hear from the &quot;moral leader.&quot; <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, SON!<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Especially about this conversion issue. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve had enough of this rot! my son is a fraud, and his &quot;fans&quot; are still worse than he is.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Who is this Rabbi Gadol? Is he even real? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; of course not!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; do you expect an honest r esponse from my lying creep of a son? what did rabbi union say about him?<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; You mean the &quot;moral leader&quot; is duping people? Perhaps this Rabbi Union was right? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; ah, yes, that&#8217;s right&#8230;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i see the &quot;palestine&quot; bugger is still hanging on like a leech after announcing his exit in such grand terms.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; another symptom of what you called &quot;internet tough guy&quot; syndrome.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Again, possibly the product of ignorant parents. <br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; These people are certainly silent, aren&#8217;t they, Reverend? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; while my own parenting obviously produced sorry results, i hate to think of who might have spawned such a lowlife turd as this &quot;palestine&quot;.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; suddenly the jew-hater has nothing to say.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I&#8217;m wagering that he&#8217;s not even Palestinian. Maybe an Italian trying to pass?&nbsp; <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; perhaps a self-loathing jew himself. who knows?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; the real issue here is my son and his fraudulent &quot;conversion&quot;.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Do you think he shuns pork becasue of Leviticus&#8230;or because the flesh of swine remind him of mom and dad? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; perhaps he gorged on the flesh of swine so much that he cannot bear the scent.<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; This is a compelling topic, Reverend, and one which your son will not answer for whatever reasons. <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; what topic?<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not making me believe he&#8217;s much of a leader. Especially when he wo&#8217;y answer your direct questions. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; the reason is that he&#8217;s a coward.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; can you believe people buy into his act?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; congratulations, &quot;palestine&quot;. <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; what&#8217;s&nbsp; going on?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my cowardly son has clammed right up. <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; hi everyone<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I&#8217;m finding it hard to believe, given what I&#8217;ve seen so far. However, the Internet is a a haven for all sorts of weirdos. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and so has his anti-semitic friend.<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; this person on here is your son?<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; my first time here<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; have no clue what this is about<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; why are you here?<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I think they must be working that old Internet magic, Reverend Desmond. <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; i&#8217;m up late and surfing the net<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; i like to look at the animal cams <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; then i came over here to see who was online<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve had it with this nonsense. i&#8217;ll return to upbraid my son later. the ponce.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; now bugger off, the lot of you!<br \/>\nUser RevDesmondFord left the room.<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; i am reading this <br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; Welcome to the most confusing place you&#8217;ll ever be. There&#8217;s a &quot;moral leader&quot; who&#8217;s doesn&#8217;t seem to be particularly moral or possess any leadership skills, a guy who claims he hates the Jews, and a Reverend who asks good questions but gets no answers. <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; the person really needs prayer<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; and a life <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; that&#8217;s not a moral leader<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; God is not a superstition<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; not cool to spew hate<br \/>\nguest249:&nbsp; I thought the same thing. he seems rather quiet when confronted by his dad, though. <br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; leader you need Jesus Christ in your life<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; friend&#8230;you need Jesus in your life<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; i will pray for you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I blessyou<br \/>\nguest252:&nbsp; sorry..i dont want nor need<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Currently it is: &quot;Are you a sinner in need of G-d&#8217;s grace? 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