{"id":2899,"date":"2008-05-07T09:43:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T17:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2899"},"modified":"2008-05-08T08:38:09","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T16:38:09","slug":"im-live-with-rev-des","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2899","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live With Rev. Des"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>RevDesmondFord:&nbsp; sinkers or floaters today, boy?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi dad, all sinkers<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; as i suspected. your brother Paul Ford came up floaters every time, he did.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; look at my miserable layabout of a son. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I recall the time he actually said he preferred Olivia Newton-John&#8217;s cover of Bob Dylan&#8217;s &quot;If Not For You&quot; over George Harrison&#8217;s. I should have throttled him.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I woke with a tickle in my throat,&quot; my boy writes. We all know what that tickle is: another man&#8217;s penis. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; the very sight of you sickens me, son.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; My boy&#8217;s taste in music is like his taste in everything else: uninformed. Besides destroying my Bubble Puppy album in an act of blatant poncery, he also traded off my copy of Iron Butterfly&#8217;s Heavy LP for some candy&#8230;which I forbade him from eating.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; How&#8217;s your &quot;reality show&quot; going, boy? Where&#8217;s your &quot;crew?&quot; Or is it another fiction you&#8217;ve manufactured for the benefit of your &#8216;audience?&quot; <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP, BOY!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It&#8217;s going full throttle ahead, anyway, should have a meeting on it in the next month. I want you to be a big part of it. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; We should have regular on-camera meetings where you teach me about life and manliness.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you are pathetic. a liar and a coward.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; UNION WAS RIGHT. By the waym, who converted you?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; who converted you, Sunny Jim?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; A better idea would be an on-camera beating of the kind I regret never giving you when you were a child. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the matter, boy? are you digging up some more anti-semitic nuggets for your &quot;blog&quot;?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Perhaps an even better idea would have me force-feeding you a burst cane toad as a practical lesson against stealing food intended for the homeless. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son Luke Ford is both mentally ill and a scumbag. i can&#8217;t say i&#8217;m shocked, but i&#8217;m bitterly disappointed.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; yes, my son has grown into a sad excuse for a man who violates even the most basic tenets of the religion he&#8217;s falsely adopted. hypocritical bugger you are, son&#8230; i ought to clout you one on the side of your noggin.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Collected any Paypal donations today, boy? A bloody, grub-eating abo has more self-respect. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no donations yet today for my mission<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i wonder what sort of craven expression will pass across your smug, bloated visage as i smash your face&#8230;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Had anymore dreams about eating snake sandwiches?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i will break your bloody neck, boy.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; who converted you, son? SPEAK UP!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rabbi Gadol<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; what did Rabbi Union have to say about you, bloody liar?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; he said i was deceitful<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; HE WAS RIGHT<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; that is why you were thrown out of the RCC conversion program, isn&#8217;t it, boy?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; I gave you every advantage in this world, boy, and look what you&#8217;ve done with them. Nothing. Let me clear things up for you: You are not special. You have no &quot;mission.&quot; The only thing you&#8217;ve done in this world is to disappoint your step-mum and myself. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; So your &quot;conversion&quot; was self-administered, eh? <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; typical of your fraudulent posturing.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Everything about you is false, boy. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i wonder if it galls you to know deep down that you have no legitimate connection to Judaism &#8211; no cultural right, no intellectual understanding. Nothing.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Rabbi Union&#8217;s assessment of you was fair-dinkum DEAD ON, mate.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; I taught you better. You should thank good fortune that your late mother was able to talk me out of smothering you upon your birth. It&#8217;s something I regret to this day. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and how did you repay your mum? by giving her cancer.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; she learned the hard way, I s&#8217;pose.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Be careful or I&#8217;ll give you cancer too dad.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; You ARE cancer, son.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Are you threatening me, boy?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPEAK UP.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dad, have you seen There Will Be Blood. I don&#8217;t understand it.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; only in the Internet age would a worthless ponce such as you be given any attention.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; There&#8217;s a lot you don&#8217;t understand &#8211; but that won&#8217;t stop you from vomiting up your uninformed opinions and speculations .<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Been stealing food from the mouths of the homeless lately? There will be no more helpful cheques from home, boy.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; I recall my shame every morning: Paul and Ellen and Gill&#8230;floaters everytime. But not you, you worthless drongo.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i can see the mental illness on your hideous face, boy.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; there&#8217;s only one solution for you: pick up that gun and shoot yourself.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; But perhaps it&#8217;s my own fault for not staking you to a termite hill when it might have done some good. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Off your medication, boy? There&#8217;s nothing wrong with you that a little hard work and Weet-Bix won&#8217;t fix. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; but of course, you have no job.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s talk more about your fraudulent &quot;conversion,&quot; by the imaginary rabbi. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; fill us in on the details, you c**t.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I&#8217;m WAITING<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s talk more about your fraudulent &quot;conversion,&quot; by the imaginary rabbi. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; LET&#8217;S HEAR IT, SON!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Look at my boy. His smug, leering face is forever my shame. <br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp; Looks like past Evangelical upbringing to me&gt;<br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp; Who ccould ever survive that.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; as opposed to my son&#8217;s fraudulent &quot;conversion,&quot; by the imaginary rabbi?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; UNION WAS RIGHT.<br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ahhh yes, trying to find a better way.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Speak up, Sunny Jim! Tell me about your fake conversion. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Your adherence to &quot;the truth&quot; is tenuous and selective at best. Speak up, ponce.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; or are you struggling to find some flippant, anti-Semitic response (your idea of &quot;provocative&quot; writing.)<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Typical of my boy. He falls silent when he knows he&#8217;s been found out. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Fraud!<br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp; Speak up Luke defend yourself!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi guys<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; build me up buttercup<br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp;&nbsp; he has spoken!<br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp; feel free to speak Rev<br \/>\nguest17:&nbsp; how can you say god is a superstition&#8230;that is blasphamas<br \/>\nguest188:&nbsp; so is typing in red<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; It&#8217;s like the time I found his supply of forbidden candy. When I confronted him, he just sat there not saying a word. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Until I fetched him a mighty clout to the ear. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 17, just quoting a line from the movie There will be blood<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; And then all he did was whimper. His sister Ellen was more of a man.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dad, build me up. I need your love not your hate.<br \/>\nguest17:&nbsp; oh so that&#8217;s ok then&#8230;i am back in love with you<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i notice that when all else fails, when no excuses remain, my ponce of a son resorts to his tiresome act of quoting pop lyrics or movie dialogue in a manner that only he would consider &quot;witty&quot;.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Listen, Sunny Jim, my hands are full enough trying to set my boy on the straight and narrow. I don&#8217;t need another self-involved lackwit trying my patience. And from what you have to say, you&#8217;re even more pathetic than my boy. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; And just becasue you&#8217;re a shut-in with Internet access does not make what you say interesting. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you lot make about as much sense as a pack of bloody abos.<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; fyi . the beard is starting to look like its fuller than your head! \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Why was Luke Ford thrown out of the RCC conversion program? And what was Rabbi Union&#8217;s assessment of Luke Ford&#8217;s character?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; My boy remains silent on the issue of his false conversion. So typical. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Self-administered conversion = no conversion at all. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Speak up, boy! What do you have to say for yourself? You pose as a &quot;writer&quot; but you seem to have no words of your own. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; have you had much success getting people to open up to you with this kind of harassment in the past?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; bedtime for bonzo<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Listen up, sheila, when I start with the harassment, you&#8217;ll fair-dinkum know it. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Here&#8217;s a fair-dinkum question for you: Who converted my son to Judaism?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; because, it&#8217;s going to leave you empty and unfufilled to continue this way.&nbsp; You know that don&#8217;t you?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Of course, my boy still refuses to address the topic at hand. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; well, he&#8217;s sleeping.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Typical of my boy: a lazy layabout. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; It sickens me to see that you lot embrace a slimy, dishonest anti-Semite such as my son Luke Ford.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Only on the internet.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; I would have thought that you&#8217;d have disowned him by now<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; That you people buy into his nonsense only makes me wish I had flushed him down the pot the moment he came into this world. Just as I would have done to any sinker. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; why even acknowledge that he&#8217;s your son?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; why support a liar and an anti-semite?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Disown him? That&#8217;s not the SDA way, you giblet-headed sheila. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; lovely<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; and calling people names is?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; interesting.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you have not answered my question &#8211; which, unlike my son&#8217;s professed Judaism, is legitimate.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; I have seen no proof that he is either a liar or an anti-semite.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you don;t know much about him, do you?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; what could possibly compel you to defend such a low and fundamentally dishonest creep?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; That speaks more to your inability to discern the obvious, sheila. My son&#8217;s gotten by his whole life by preying on dimwitted women like you. <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; is luke alive?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; he&#8217;s sleeping<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; call 911! <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; luke wake up little rosebud! <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; I love it.&nbsp; I&#8217;m dimwitted and giblet-headed.<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; nappy time for the lukester .. how cute .. <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; doesn&#8217;t look like he&#8217;s moving to me .. <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; somebody call the cops for a welfare check ..<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t know his address<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; do you toss around in your sleep?<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; I guess he doesn&#8217;t snore?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; I wouldn&#8217;t know that.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hey emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey Lass<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; you&#8217;re lucky you missed revdes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Revdes?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; RevDesmondFord<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; pfffr him<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; that guy really knows how to throw insults around<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Agree<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that&#8217;s how he shows his love<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; like emma&#8217;s dad<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; he&#8217;s the kind&nbsp; of guy who makes me want to argue back, but it would be more expedient to just shoot him.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Funny.. my dad dosnt show his love quite like that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes Lass<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; like the scene in Indiana Jones where Indie is up against the guy with the machete<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; What kind of self-involved asshole leaves a camera on so people can watch him pretend to sleep? <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; one who&#8217;d like you to say interesting things so he can copy the chat to his blog and get more hits.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; so you should talk about high traffic things like porn and politics<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Now that my boy has returned from fair-dinkum Sandland, let&#8217;s ask him to explain to his slow-witted audience about his fake conversion from the imaginary rabbi. Speak up, lad!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I talked to emma today for first time, her voice is not too annoying, I can live with it whispering in my ear.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I can just about live with yours too hun<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Speak up, boy! You seem to have no problem prattling on with the sheilas about specious topics. Tell us the truth about your imaginary rabbi. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; bloody christ, what a slimy c**t i sired.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; in most cases, imaginary rabbis are better than real ones.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Yes, of course, let&#8217;s not blame Luke for his complete lack of ethics, courage or ability to speak the truth. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; &quot;Instead of marrying gay men, many women would be better served by taking a class in creative expression.&quot;&nbsp; -Luke Ford<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; written 2 years ago<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;s blame the rabbis instead! such evil people! let&#8217;s endorse my son&#8217;s persecution of all Jews.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; quoting my son like he&#8217;s a fair-dinkum scholar or a wit&#8230; now there&#8217;s your dictionary definition of pathetic.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; congratulations.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; And just a word of warning to Emma: my boy&#8217;s a fair-dinkum ponce. but you don&#8217;t seem to be the brightest penny in the roll&#8230;<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; she&#8217;s very shiny<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: RevDesmondFord:&nbsp; sinkers or floaters today, boy? 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