{"id":2896,"date":"2008-05-06T21:44:58","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T05:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2896"},"modified":"2008-05-08T08:40:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T16:40:14","slug":"luke-2-electric-jewgaloo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2896","title":{"rendered":"Luke 2: Electric Jewgaloo"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

palestine4ever:  "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?"
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nShirl:  this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, don’t use txt msg shorthand in a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies
\nYourMoralLeader:  hey arab
\nYourMoralLeader:  sorry
\nYourMoralLeader:  from the heart
\npalestine4ever:  I’m just trying, Luke, I’m trying…
\npalestine4ever:  I will make an angry jihadi of you yet
\nShirl:  why anger?
\npalestine4ever:  Luke should be angry.
\npalestine4ever:  Hi Shirl
\nShirl:  hi pal
\npalestine4ever:  But yes, Luke should be angry.
\nYourMoralLeader:  palestine is the funniest, shirl, you just have to give him time
\nShirl:  time is of the essence
\npalestine4ever:  He was cast out by the protestants, and the Jews will never show him their secret handshakes.
\npalestine4ever:  He is probably the only man on this planet to take Dennis Praeger seriously, and Prager laughs at him.
\npalestine4ever:  This would make me angry.
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nYourMoralLeader:  Shirl, P is the best. P, shirl is great.
\nYourMoralLeader:  Allah is great!
\npalestine4ever:  I’m pretty happy we don’t have Luke on tall buildings with a sniper rifle.
\npalestine4ever:  Shirl is probably great
\nYourMoralLeader:  Shirl, this is your new online home!
\nShirl:  lol
\npalestine4ever:  Despite my frustration with your religion, I abide by your value judgments, Lucas.
\nYourMoralLeader:  gonna watch the last few minutes of There will be blood
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, I have a new theme song for you
\nShirl:  i don’t care what religion people believe in, i take people as they are
\npalestine4ever:  There is truth there, Shirl
\nYourMoralLeader:  what’s the song?
\npalestine4ever:  But all the same, Luke is the poorest Jew in the world.
\npalestine4ever:  Here you go:
\npalestine4ever:  http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6PuUflTcJzA
\npalestine4ever:  Sammy Hagar’s opus to Sly’s armwrestling movie
\npalestine4ever:  OVER THE TOP, LUKE
\nYourMoralLeader:  ok
\npalestine4ever:  It’s so goddamned awful that you must like it.
\nYourMoralLeader:  i love the abba song by that name
\npalestine4ever:  It’s got that whole Kenny Loggins\/Dangerzone\/80s bouffant hair thing that is the soundtrack of your life
\nShirl:  lol
\npalestine4ever:  ROCK ON, LUKE.
\nYourMoralLeader:  shirl, what’s the soundtrack of your life
\nYourMoralLeader:  ?
\npalestine4ever:  Shirl, though it is not apparent, Luke is definitely Rocking On at this moment.
\nShirl:  does he dance?
\npalestine4ever:  Is there a song in your head even when you’re not aware of it?
\nShirl:  can’t see him, only his shadow
\npalestine4ever:  Like little passages when you’re walking down the street and the like?
\npalestine4ever:  GROOVE BABY!
\nShirl:  go luke go
\npalestine4ever:  Luke is gettin’ his jack on
\npalestine4ever:  LUKE 2: HYMIE BOOGALOO
\npalestine4ever:  LUKE 2: ELECTRIC JEWGALOO
\npalestine4ever:  There we go, that’s the title.
\npalestine4ever:  So Shirl
\npalestine4ever:  What brings you to this armpit of the internet?
\nShirl:  i wish i had luke’s energy
\npalestine4ever:  He was sick as a dog not 24 hours ago
\nShirl:  it was just a spur of the moment boredom thing
\npalestine4ever:  I enjoy ending my night here. It’s like Bedtime with Luke, but not gay.
\nShirl:  lol
\nShirl:  where are you pal?
\npalestine4ever:  It’s also the greatest procrastination folly I’ve come across
\npalestine4ever:  The glorious midwest at this moment
\npalestine4ever:  ROCK ON, LUKE!
\nShirl:  which part    state?
\npalestine4ever:  Chicago currently.
\nShirl:  oh ok
\npalestine4ever:  Electric Jewgaloo: that will be your claim to fame.
\npalestine4ever:  That is, if you don’t mind being the Jewish William Hung.
\npalestine4ever:  It’s the end of the video that gets me
\nShirl:  my daughter is in LA right now
\nShirl:  she did a gig there
\npalestine4ever:  Sammy and Sly are about to throw down
\nShirl:  she is going to Nashville to live for awhile
\npalestine4ever:  But they realize, hey, the power of rock unites us
\nShirl:  she is a musicain\/songwriter
\npalestine4ever:  Your daughter’s in country\/western, Shirl?
\nShirl:  no
\nShirl:  she is more like Jewel or Cheryl Crowe
\npalestine4ever:  Luke may have some insights based upon his canny coverage of the entertainment industry.
\npalestine4ever:  Like he could ask her "What do you love and hate about being a singer\/songwriter?"
\nShirl:  is Luke the trustworthy type?
\npalestine4ever:  Actually, yes.
\nShirl:  easy to say
\npalestine4ever:  I’ve had a huge problem with subletters here.
\npalestine4ever:  Luke would probably not only leave my condo in the condition it was in, it’d probably be better.
\nShirl:  a neat freak huh?
\npalestine4ever:  Like he’d build some nice shelving or put in a Torah educational center or something
\npalestine4ever:  Nah, he keeps the small rules
\npalestine4ever:  (and breaks the big ones)
\nShirl:  rules are made to be broken
\npalestine4ever:  Jails are made to be filled. \ud83d\ude42
\nShirl:  what is similar about a tornado in Texas and a divorce in Tennessee?
\npalestine4ever:  They both wind up with women’s underwear on the front lawn?
\nShirl:  good one
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, I think you should work out a deal with these guys: http:\/\/reasonradionetwork.com\/
\nShirl:  answer:  someone’s going to lose a trailer
\npalestine4ever:  They seem like quite moderate Nazis.
\npalestine4ever:  lol, good one
\nYourMoralLeader:  I don’t understand There Will Be Blood
\nYourMoralLeader:  what’s the moral?
\npalestine4ever:  Never seen it.
\nYourMoralLeader:  Please do and report back, it won the Oscar for best picture
\nShirl:  what kind of keyboard is that, it looks like an accordian
\nYourMoralLeader:  safetype.com
\npalestine4ever:  Here’s a fun game
\npalestine4ever:  Go to video.google.com and type in the name of your favorite movie
\npalestine4ever:  from the results, select "duration: long"
\npalestine4ever:  Chances are good that our future Chinese overlords have pirated it.
\npalestine4ever:  I’m serious, I’ve been catching up on everything I’ve missed with weird Chinese subtitles
\nYourMoralLeader:  whoa
\nYourMoralLeader:  This is not good for the Jews. Will have to tell the Elders about this.
\npalestine4ever:  HAHA, TAKE THAT JEWS.
\npalestine4ever:  I AM DOWNLOADING NATIONAL SOCIALISM<\/p>\n

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