{"id":2893,"date":"2008-05-06T17:21:41","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T01:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2893"},"modified":"2008-05-06T21:35:45","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T05:35:45","slug":"i-call-emma-for-the-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2893","title":{"rendered":"I Call Emma For The First Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Gina:&nbsp; Dad will be there too<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; both Dads<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; let me talk to your father<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my dad and his dad<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; have the talk Luke<br \/>\nANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp; heh fill me in&nbsp; whats on with our emma ?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Luke you need an adjustment<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; we want to see those gorgeous eyes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; anyone got emma&#8217;s #?<br \/>\nWELSH:&nbsp; someone just got banned i&#8217;ve never seen that before in the moral leaders room?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; you are our moral center<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; but you are off kilter<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; don&#8217;t use that # you found on the bathroom wall last night<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ringing<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ringing<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what do I do with an 18yo girl who wont pick up my call?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; spank her?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Do you know that she really is a she?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; some say toyboy<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; don&#8217;t laugh your a s s off&#8230; there won&#8217;t b anything to spank<br \/>\nANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp;&nbsp; your a goood pr guy kuke. hope she is sensible<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Tomorrow Luke&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks ASAP<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I want you now<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I know I felt the vibrations<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; 1 800 emma now<br \/>\nANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp; oops luke.MORAL LEADER<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; kiss your tzitzit<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i dont recognize that part of myself<br \/>\nWELSH:&nbsp; bk<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; mm<br \/>\nANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; wb<br \/>\nANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp; WHAT A SKIT<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol huffy Levi <br \/>\nguest91:&nbsp; still off your medication there fruitcake?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; There will be blood<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; no slurp \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that wrong?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; no \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i was gonna wait till emma&#8217;s bday to call<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but gina shoved me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; OOPS!<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Sorry<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; should have given us the heads up<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; can you hold out until then?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Luke who does the laundry?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; me now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; emma soon<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; quarters?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; y<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; or your saving them for the vibrating bed<br \/>\nUser ANYTIMEASAP changed their name to atlanticcurrent.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; would you like a vibrating bed emma?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; she&#8217;ll settle for a bed<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hmmm nope<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; water bed?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Whoa yeah!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; she settle for a settle<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol that didnt sound good<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; hey luke, I&#8217;m gonna build a shelter for the homeless<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; you know, to give your momma a place to live<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks 93<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how about me?<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; you can join her luke<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; you look fit for it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; got any grub, mate?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not really luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You should have soup<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i need me sum emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; yep<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; slurp slurp<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp;&nbsp; luke is gettin a pot belly !!!<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp;&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Emma stirs his pot<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; bubbling over<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp; HES BREEDING SOMETHING YUCH<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; whats in your movie que<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; what&#8217;s that you&#8217;re eating luke, gruel?<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp; GINA WHERE ARE YOU\/<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Bedtime.. Gnight Gina, Luke xoxoxoxoxox<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Take care <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gnight<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; that looks like sugar pps<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; xoooooooooooooooooooooooooos<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; xxxxxxxx<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; looks like something you might find on a pub step on a sunday morning, luke<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Bye Emma XXXXXX<br \/>\nUser Emma left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i miss that girl<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she does strange things to my heart<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and other parts of me<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; you mean you get colonic spasms too luke?<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; what an image<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp; huh <br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; mind you, come to think of it, I can tell by the look on your face<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; She did the room proud in your absence Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how so?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Leading in your place<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; well you often look like you&#8217;re pinching a loaf when you&#8217;re on cam<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; as a good Rebbitzen does<br \/>\natlanticcurrent:&nbsp; off now , night loonies <br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; kinda like you need&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;well, a good s**t<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; to put it bluntly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that bad?<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; not at all<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; floaters<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; do you after extra milk left?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; have*<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; rice milk<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; all gone<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; ewwww gross<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; sounds like Luke&#8217;s watching &#8216;Debbie Does Frankenstein Whilst Meeting The Abbots&#8217;<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; if you know what I mean<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; and I think frankenstein does<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that wrong?<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; so tell me luke, when you hit 40 and realised that adolescence was never going to play much of a part in your life, did you feel any form of concern?<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest96:&nbsp; as a moral leader you rate 00000000000000000000000000000<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; I feel about as morally led as a nun up a garden path by a pimp into a cucumber field<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I can relive my adolescence with emma<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but make it more fun<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; more successful<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; I think emma is the only advocate you&#8217;ve got luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll be the quarterback and she&#8217;ll be the cheerleader\/homecoming queen<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; sounds just peachy luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and I&#8217;m flying to ireland to take her to her prom<br \/>\nguest95:&nbsp; you give change luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Meet the parents<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; this old hairy jew shows up on her doorstep, tells pops he met Emma online<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; they&#8217;ll like a hard working boy like you luke<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; the irish have a reputation of loving loser wastrels with no form of self-maintenance<br \/>\nguest96:&nbsp; fire away lukey boy, you cant take advantage of the irish<br \/>\nguest96:&nbsp; you must justify a means <br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sure when emma&#8217;s folks see&nbsp; your living habits, they&#8217;ll be only too pleased to take you in <br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; you can wrap tefillin for them luke<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; how nice would that be huh?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll tell pops i hang out on a cam all day and take paypal donations<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; God will provide for me and his daughter<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be thrilled<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; God = pops<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; I wonder how the semitic politic will fare in the roman catholic land of Ireland luke?<br \/>\nguest96:&nbsp; irish history would suit your ideals<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i wonder if he will be cool with me hanging out in kollel for a few years<br \/>\nguest96:&nbsp; whats with the baby crying<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; it&#8217;s the main course 96<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; it will be ready by the time luke finishes his starter<br \/>\nguest99:&nbsp; you need a shave buddie<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Luke you have your hands full t&#8217;night<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; have you ever had sex with a woman luke?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; good luck<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; xxoooxxxooxoo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m waiting for marriage<br \/>\nUser Gina left the room.<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; or anything remotely resembling it?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; as g-d wants<br \/>\nguest93:&nbsp; really?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nope<\/p>\n<p>\nShirl:&nbsp; busy on phone huh?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; whats the topic?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; smiles<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; leah kleim<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; rabbi abuse<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; what is leah kleim?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; controversial blogger<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; why can&#8217;t i see you typing?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; can now<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; oh i see now<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; its very bright though<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; turn down light<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; ah much better<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; tell me about yourself<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i live in Canada<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; work?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; quit my job&#8230;new boss was not nice<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what r u good at?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; music and art<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; but that was not my job<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ur a good writer<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; painter<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i worked at a law office<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what would you do for work if you knew you couldn&#8217;t fail?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i didn&#8217;t fail at the law office..it was injustice<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i know, but whats your dream job?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i had a dream job, part-time and knew the job like the back of my hand<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; doing what?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; reception\/secretarial&#8230;i&#8217;m a people person<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; painter?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i have a fine arts degree but have not painted for a few years<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; why?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; good question&#8230;.i guess its because of computers<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; they distract you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you write much?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; and you get addicted to them<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i think i would be a good writer if i did<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you have a blog?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; no, i hate blogs<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; why?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; because i&#8217;m a private person<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what do you want to do with your life?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; have not figured that out<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; when did you graduate college?<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; are you a writer?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes, of blog lukeford.net<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; and you write about?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; judaism, hollywood myself<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; what of Hollywood?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; check it out!<br \/>\nUser Shirl left the room.<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; had a quick peek<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; i just turned up my speakers, did you say something?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; just chatting on phone<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; mainly listening<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/lukeford.net\/essays\/contents\/photos.htm<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; those are hollywood photos<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; are you talking to someone who came into this site?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;r u afraid of emotional intimacy?&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; this is the first time i&#8217;ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, don&#8217;t use txt msg shorthand in a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hey arab<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sorry<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; from the heart<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m just trying, Luke, I&#8217;m trying&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I will make an angry jihadi of you yet<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; why anger?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke should be angry.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Hi Shirl<br \/>\nShirl:&nbsp; hi pal<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; But yes, Luke should be angry.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; palestine is the funniest, shirl, you just have to give him time<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: Gina:&nbsp; Dad will be there too Gina:&nbsp; both Dads YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; let me talk to your father YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my dad and his dad Gina:&nbsp; have the talk Luke ANYTIMEASAP:&nbsp; heh fill me in&nbsp; whats on with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2893\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[6584,6579,6583,2930,30472,6578,6576,6580,1863,897,2611,902,6586,6575,668,1688,647,6577,6581,6585,6582],"class_list":["post-2893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-18yo-girl","tag-bathroom-wall","tag-bk","tag-dad","tag-emma","tag-goood","tag-gorgeous-eyes","tag-kilter","tag-levi","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-lmao","tag-lol","tag-medication","tag-moral-center","tag-moral-leader","tag-moral-leaders","tag-nbsp","tag-pr-guy","tag-skit","tag-slurp","tag-welsh"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"From my live cam chat: Gina: Dad will be there too Gina: both Dads YourMoralLeader: let me talk to your father YourMoralLeader: my dad and his dad Gina: have the talk Luke ANYTIMEASAP: heh fill me in whats on with our emma ? 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