{"id":2892,"date":"2008-05-06T12:43:10","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T20:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2892"},"modified":"2008-05-06T21:11:35","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T05:11:35","slug":"emma-doesnt-want-to-be-invaded-on-her-wedding-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2892","title":{"rendered":"Live Chat With Emma"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  i’m sick mentally and physically
\nEmma:  Whats wrong?
\nYourMoralLeader:  just a cold, feeling better actually
\nEmma:  Good
\nYourMoralLeader:  what’s new?
\nYourMoralLeader:  how’s pops?
\nEmma:  Fine
\nEmma:  Thanks
\nYourMoralLeader:  have u told him about us?
\nEmma:  No
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nEmma:  He would freek
\nYourMoralLeader:  he’ll be pleased to hear about the reality show coming to visit him
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  Yeah thats springing it on him gently
\nEmma:  =]
\nEmma:  How is your day going?
\nYourMoralLeader:  just got acupuncture
\nYourMoralLeader:  emma, you never share any drama from your life, i want drama!
\nEmma:  Im not a drama queen
\nEmma:  There isnt much drama lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  tell me something about ur life
\nEmma:  What do you want to know?
\nEmma:  What do you want Luke!
\nYourMoralLeader:  i want to know more about you
\nYourMoralLeader:  but it’s like pulling teeth!
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  hmm
\nYourMoralLeader:  r u afraid of emotional intimacy?
\nEmma:  No
\nEmma:  Are you?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nEmma:  Ok then
\nEmma:  I hope we can communicate better  when we meet
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  I just want to be close to you
\nYourMoralLeader:  is that too much to ask?
\nEmma:  No
\nYourMoralLeader:  i don’t want to invade you
\nYourMoralLeader:  till we’re married
\nEmma:  Is that what you call it…
\nEmma:  Invade
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  what do you call it?
\nYourMoralLeader:  when two irish love each other and want to express their love in a concrete way, what do they do?
\nEmma:  On my wedding night I dont expect my husband to invade me
\nYourMoralLeader:  how about plough?
\nYourMoralLeader:  boff?
\nEmma:  loool
\nYourMoralLeader:  plunder?
\nYourMoralLeader:  shtup?
\nEmma:  plough lmao
\nYourMoralLeader:  pork?
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  No Luke I dont want you to plough me
\nEmma:  Or pork me
\nEmma:  Or plunder me
\nYourMoralLeader:  how about f**k?
\nEmma:  pfffffft
\nYourMoralLeader:  how about make sweet tender love?
\nEmma:  You sure have a way with words
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  Thats better
\nYourMoralLeader:  how about root?
\nYourMoralLeader:  what do the irish call it?
\nYourMoralLeader:  what did your parents teach you about the act of marital intimacy?
\nEmma:  suirí a dhéanamh
\nEmma:  My parents never spoke of this with me
\nYourMoralLeader:  I need to have a talk with them.
\nEmma:  Why?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I need to round out your Catholic education with some Jewish insights.
\nEmma:  hmmm
\nYourMoralLeader:  for my TV show
\nEmma:  Your tv show is about you…
\nEmma:  Your day to day life
\nYourMoralLeader:  it’s more about aking the Gospel of Luke into Ireland
\nYourMoralLeader:  and converting the savages
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  which irish hero do I most resemble?
\nYourMoralLeader:  saint?
\nEmma:  Your in a class of your own Luke. I don’t think you resemble any irish<\/p>\n

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From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader:  i’m sick mentally and physically Emma:  Whats wrong? YourMoralLeader:  just a cold, feeling better actually Emma:  Good YourMoralLeader:  what’s new? YourMoralLeader:  how’s pops? Emma:  Fine Emma:  Thanks YourMoralLeader:  have u told him about us? … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[31112,6559,6557,6558,6555,897,902,30089,647,6561,4826,6556,6554,6560],"class_list":["post-2892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-acupuncture","tag-boff","tag-cold-feeling","tag-drama-queen","tag-emotional-intimacy","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-lol","tag-love","tag-nbsp","tag-plough","tag-pops","tag-pulling-teeth","tag-queen-emma","tag-wedding-night"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}