{"id":2882,"date":"2008-05-05T14:44:52","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T22:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2882"},"modified":"2008-05-06T12:41:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T20:41:14","slug":"from-the-book-of-levi-invasion-is-not-insemination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2882","title":{"rendered":"Invasion Is Not Insemination"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

ahib:  Careful, guest62, or I shall make you vanish
\nEmma:  lol
\nguest62:  do not threaten me you oaf
\nEmma:  Calm down \ud83d\ude42
\nRoyScotalnd:  half catholic- half jewish=100% human
\nQuixoticLass:  of course human
\nUser guest62 was banned by broadcaster\/admin.
\nUser guest62 left the room.
\nQuixoticLass:  but she’s doomed to a life of religious confusion just like me
\nSahib:  I warned him
\nEmma:  hmmm
\nSahib:  Memsahib!  How are you?
\nEmma:  Why was he banned?
\nYourMoralLeader:  My reality crew is coming to ireland to meet emma’s parents
\nYourMoralLeader:  Sahib asked me to
\nEmma:  No their not lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  we’re gonna film my asking pops to take emma to CA
\nSahib:  Is this about a man who woos a woman from afar?
\nEmma:  Dont think so \ud83d\ude42
\nYourMoralLeader:  how much would i have to pay for permission to film them meeting me?
\nRoyScotalnd:  emma- ye cal-i-fornie bound?
\nEmma:  I doooooooooooooooont think so Lukey
\nRoyScotalnd:  Go easy Luke- the irish are past masters at resisting transportation!
\nSahib:  Offer her a sack of potatoes
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’ll buy you from them
\nRoyScotalnd:  a FULL sack#?
\nRoyScotalnd:  ye too profligate!
\nSahib:  I didn’t suggest Idaho potatoes, mind you
\nSahib:  Emma, you know Sahib just kids
\nRoyScotalnd:  if I’d a Hoe I’d grow my own
\nRoyScotalnd:  <<< guess some jokes just don’t travel
\nSahib:  Did you know that Gandhi opposed vaccination against smallpox?
\nRoyScotalnd:  No i didn’t
\nSahib:  It’s in a book on the rise and fall of the Raj I am almost done with.
\nSahib:  The man preached passive resistance to Hitler, advising the British people to let the Germans invade and do what they wished
\nSahib:  Imagine if he had been facing off against say, the French.
\nRoyScotalnd:  In this country many parents are aginst the triple mmr injection
\nEmma:  I have plenty of spuds thanks
\nSahib:  Fear of autism?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’ve advised Emma
\nSahib:  Emma, you look very healthy.
\nYourMoralLeader:  to let me invade and do what I wish
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m like Gandhi
\nEmma:  Invade?
\nYourMoralLeader:  so to speak
\nRoyScotalnd:  AYe- thanks to the specious claims of ill-trained epidemioligists
\nSahib:  No Luke, if you were like Gandhi, you’d be advising her to let OTHERS invade and do what they wish
\nYourMoralLeader:  no way jose
\nEmma:  Your speaking in parables
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’m like jesus
\nEmma:  Indeed…
\nSahib:  "Invade" is polite talk for "spraying semen along the cervix of said damsel"
\nYourMoralLeader:  oy ve
\nYourMoralLeader:  watch it
\nEmma:  hmmm
\nYourMoralLeader:  that isn’t what I meant
\nEmma:  I know
\nRoyScotalnd:  very astute sahib
\nEmma:  Someone is just being smart
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’m sick
\nSahib:  Sahib favors smallpox vaccination, unlike Gandhi.
\nYourMoralLeader:  my HIV is acting up
\nSahib:  Sahib also favors industrialization
\nEmma:  Mentally or physically?
\nYourMoralLeader:  both
\nRoyScotalnd:  and howabout interior ddt spraying sahib?
\nEmma:  Take a nap
\nSahib:  Luke suffers from Weltschmerz
\nSahib:  The pains and cares of the world weigh heavily upon his sensitive soul
\nRoyScotalnd:  nme- lebenschmerz!
\nRoyScotalnd:  on a good day
\nQuixoticLass:  That’s not what you meant?  what did you mean then?
\nSahib:  He meant what I say he meant.  I am Luke’s redactor
\nEmma:  Lets boogie
\nYourMoralLeader:  yay
\nYourMoralLeader:  no spraying
\nEmma:  lol
\nSahib:  One day I will gather this all into a single book – the book of Levi.
\nEmma:  lol
\nRoyScotalnd:  nice word that- didn’t know it
\nSahib:  As "Luke " is taken
\nQuixoticLass:  haha
\nRoyScotalnd:  chapter 501 sahib?
\nSahib:  Levi 5\/5\/08: Invasion is not insemination
\nSahib:  It is all very complex
\nQuixoticLass:  depends on what your definition of the word is is
\nRoyScotalnd:  is true?
\nSahib:  There will be plenty of room for commentators of tomorrow
\nQuixoticLass:  very Clintonesque argument
\nRoyScotalnd:  we all redact in different waysom.
\nSahib:  There must be a start to it, though
\nSahib:  Emma will help me
\nEmma:  blah
\nSahib:  We will each draft a manuscript
\nSahib:  Then I will try to stitch them together
\nRoyScotalnd:  judging by todays commentators- history has little chance of success
\nSahib:  In my version, Luke will be "Levi" and in hers, Luke will simply be Luke
\nEmma:  Bless you
\nQuixoticLass:  salud
\nSahib:  That sneeze was caused by pollen, the male seed of the plants luke eats
\nEmma:  lol
\nRoyScotalnd:  gesundheit
\nSahib:  Thus one sees a sneeze as parable for vegan gay sex
\nQuixoticLass:  hahahaha
\nSahib:  Nasal rape
\nEmma:  Dont die
\nRoyScotalnd:  invasion of the bogey snatchers<\/p>\n

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