{"id":2873,"date":"2008-05-04T17:22:56","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T01:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2873"},"modified":"2008-05-05T07:15:06","modified_gmt":"2008-05-05T15:15:06","slug":"i-call-upon-single-jewish-women-to-identify-jewish-men-like-luke-ford-force-their-way-into-his-home-and-extract-the-necessary-semen-by-any-means-necessary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2873","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I captured Emma during an online war, rabbi, so first I&#8217;ll have to shave her head and let mourn for her family for a month<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; i will sit shivah<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Shhhhh&#8230;..goyim are here<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; goy avek<br \/>\nRabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:&nbsp; this online war was not a holy war<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes it was rabbi<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; only one hole<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it was for peace<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; piece<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Barak Hussein Obama &#8211; good for the Jews?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; Emma = good for the Jews?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; next first lady <br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; luke + emma =&nbsp; bad for klal israel<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Plus, the news that Barbara Walters was having an affair with a US Senator from Massachusetts, and a shvartze at that.<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; Luke and Emma had nothing to do with that<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; This was in the seventies<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; luke\/emma&#8217;s offspring = moshiah is officially here<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Just a disturbing day for Israel<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Every time you joke about Luke and Emma, a Jewish woman cries.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rabbi, does God love us unconditionally? Does he love me and Hitler the same?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; A Jew knows not to ask such a question.<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Judaism is not Romper Room<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; therefore he asks <br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; i am that jewess crying in my borscht<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; The sight of a Jewish man (sort of) extolling the virtues of a gentile virgin can only bring tears of anguish to the Jewish woman of a certain vintage who bought into feminism.<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; luke + hitler = my last date from hell<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Little did she know that her &quot;liberation&quot; would be so bitter.<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; where&#8217;s Emma when you need her?<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; jewish woman of a certain vintage &#8211; who the hell talks that way<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Emma is a modest young girl<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; luke is a man of modest means<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; good shidduch<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; perfect match<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Another victory for 88<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Jewish women need to grab the bull by the balls<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I call upon single Jewish women to identify Jewish men like Luke Ford, force their way into his home, and extract the necessary semen by any means necessary<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; i thought by the horns &#8211; <br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Leave no semen for the shiksa to use<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; give me a good tip on how to extract his semen if he does not cooperate <br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; this will be my new mission<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; thats it&#8230; a good tip<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; he does not have one<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; First, use your sexual powers<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; now step 2<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; be a pussy cat<br \/>\nUser guest63 left the room.<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; as luke is really not jewish he will be a tough nut to crack<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; or his nuts are up his crack<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; You will not be able to seduce him with that sort of attitude<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Think of Lot&#8217;s daughters<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; you are right mea culpa<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; i will take my special seducer pill &amp; will show lots of cleavage &#8230;that should get me my seaman<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; &amp; i will procreate for the good of israelites everywhere<\/p>\n<p>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank the good L-rd<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma&#8217;s here<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hiya hun<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; User Emma, the power of your fresh eggs has cowed us all<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Your pheromones can travel even via interweb<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The lofty issues we discuss here are no laughing matter, Emma<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; fresh eggs vs powdered <br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Man desires fresh eggs.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hmmm yes Luke<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; its not all that its cracked up to be<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; emma, what are your feelings about being the center of discussion here while you are gone?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I am?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; She is the center of attention as the human egg is the target of a multitude of individual sperm cells, each vying with all the others for the chance to be the one.<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; right&#8230; your name is NEVER mentioned here \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Well that would depend on what it is you guys discuss about me<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; your virtues<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Im sure Luke has you guys under hand<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Your fertility.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Exactly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Please 14<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; There also is some talk of your yicchus<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yichus = lineage<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Luke is big on such talk.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lineage?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; = yichus emma<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; family tree<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; But mostly when you are not here, Luke and I discuss what most old men talk about&nbsp; &#8211; politics<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I am not old!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I think I&#8217;ll go for a walk<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; and nose hair<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; alte kakers &#8211; all of you<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; True that<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; sinkers \/ floaters<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Luke, are any more cats missing from your neighborhood?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Good, because I don&#8217;t think Emma wants a fur coat that badly<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; fur is murder<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; peta <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Where you walking to Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; to bed<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Do you want a new fur coat Emma?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; say tefilat haderach<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Ermine?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dont like fur<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Its itchy<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; So I went to the Nigerian street vendor outside the building and purchased a $2 bottle of perfume and sprayed some on myself<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You idiot<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I then returned to the group of women, and suddenly they were interested in me<br \/>\nRabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:&nbsp; post-sexual chaim?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Because I had the smell of women on me.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I will believe it when i see it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Its all in your head hun<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I did not pursue them because I am unable to have sex, but the concept was proven.<br \/>\nRabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:&nbsp; why can&#8217;t you have sex?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; what scent?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; One of them held my hand<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lool<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I am post-sexual<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Cute<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; So you see, it works.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; My cam isnt working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nRabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t need any fancy perfume<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Where is the salvation!<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; just man scent<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Men who want to appear to be &quot;with it&quot; should spray themselves with cheap women&#8217;s perfume to get some attention<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; mine works<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Too many in your room<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Someone leave lol<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; InStyle Impression of Pleasure is what I used<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh thats not being &quot;with it&quot; Chaim<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; At least one of those women wanted me.&nbsp; she invited me up to her hotel room but I demurred<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Facts are facts, Emma<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; still no minyan here<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And dreaming is dreaming<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Chaim<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Or as JBS Haldane once put it, &quot;The universe is not only queerer than we imagine,&nbsp; it is queerer than we can imagine&quot;<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; maybe she just wanted to steal your perfume<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Emma, I am just reporting the result of a social experiment I undertook recently<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Spread the good word<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; results are inconclusive<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I am doing that right here<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; We are proud of you<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Were I sexual, I&#8217;d have had coitus that night<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; i&#8217;m so proud<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; what does it mean to be post-sexual?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; It means that I no longer feel any desire to have sex<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not gettin any<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; are you getting any, Emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No comment<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; oh c&#8217;mon<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; give us a hint<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How about take the hint?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the hint?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Emma, the rules are different between men and women<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Explain<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Has Luke went to bed yet?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; For example, spraying myself with women&#8217;s scent (perfume) attracted women who felt, subconsciously, that I was a man whom other women desired. On the other hand, when a woman sprays herself with male semen, it does not thereby make her more appealing to&nbsp; men<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; So donot seek to emulate me in this.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Try some lipstick too Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Maybe a nice wee frock too<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; women are from mars &amp; men are from penis&#8217;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh and dont forget the handbag<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; and stiletto heels<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Emma, the idea is not to look like a woman, but to look like a man whom women want<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; And have touched<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; intimately<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Women respond favorably to this; men do not<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; venus \/ mars<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; You need to know these things if you are going to have luck with Luke<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; yeah like you are a maven on this chaim<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I have deeper knowledge than some might suppose<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dont need advice with that thanks<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; how deep?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; I draw upon the wisdom of experts<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; You don&#8217;t, Emma.<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; You have your youth on your side<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nRabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:&nbsp; why do that if you can just walk around with hot chicks on your elbow<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; Emma has good perfume<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Just be myself is my moto<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; and good &quot;scents&quot;<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; yes, that will work for you<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; But for Emma, this chat room would not exist<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nonsence<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It exisisted before me<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; i&#8217;m learning so much on how to pick up a guy i think i am about to kill mysel<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; non scents<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Yeah, and it attracted maybe two or three people<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; phermones hormones = i am moaning<br \/>\nguest76:&nbsp; you do it all the time<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke still here?<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Blogging is not easy, Emma.&nbsp; A man must have ample sleep to do it well<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; just be yourself is your motto? but it doesn&#8217;t seem to be working<br \/>\nEmmo:&nbsp; as you&#8217;re not &quot;getting any&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; My choice Emmo<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; my hat goes off to you emm<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; &amp; nothing more<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; It works well when nature wants it to work well<br \/>\nUser guest78 left the room.<br \/>\nguest66:&nbsp; your taiva = the teva<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; Women need to be ingenue-like<br \/>\nguest14:&nbsp; feminine, girlish, sexy, and wear clean tasteful clothes<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, dammit<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; you already alienated half of the female of the species with your former employment<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; now you&#8217;re going to alienate the few that are left with your &quot;religion&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; just stop it and become a nice protestant<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m more successful than ever with the ladies<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; she clearly is getting grossed out by your abnormal facial growth<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oh<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I love G-d more than Emma<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; now, you and i, as followers of esoteric creeds, can nod in understanding at this<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; but how will the wee catholic girl explain to momma that &quot;God will smite him if he cuts his bush&quot;?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; who cares what the goyim think<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; it&#8217;s not like abstaining from meat on friday<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; you should, my friend<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; the yentas won&#8217;t have you<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; that&#8217;s pretty clear<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i want you to dance at my wedding<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; in shallah<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; you, the poor but honest man, picked the one religion in which money plays a crucial role<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; you are the only poor Person of the Jewish Persuasion that I have ever met<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; all these things are in the hands of Allah who is all merciful<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; this saddens me, because you&#8217;d be bangin&#8217; Islamic nookie left and right<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; they all want nice light-skinned children<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; while I believe Prof. Kevin MacDonald spoke well on the Judaic practice of insular selection<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; and I will dance at your wedding<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I will even wish a Mazel Tov in shame<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; and throw glasses around or whatever you folks do<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; that chair dance thing is pretty dangerous though<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; where are the jewesses that come here?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; it&#8217;s a sausage fest<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no young hotties except for chavi<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; ahem<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I said &quot;jewesses&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; so this safira<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; what are you in mourning for?<br \/>\nUser guest89 left the room.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; something that happened to someone else&#8217;s relatives, I&#8217;m sure<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it is not clear<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; various views<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; when we are told to be sad, it is easy<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I should have guessed. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; dont need specifics<\/p>\n<p>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I should have guessed. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; dont need specifics<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I will show you the way, Luke.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Oppress women, make any show of their sexuality a crime&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; beat them with whips and hoses if they transgress&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; and they&#8217;ll be tigers in the sack. This, I assure you.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Then you won&#8217;t have this &quot;demographic problem&quot;.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You speak truth<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; See, you understand.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Wonder what switch tunred in Emma&#8217;s head that made her come back in here?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Being an outsider gives you a new perspective.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Was she gone?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; keep coming back<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I only got to the &quot;cut your beard&quot; bit when I was so flummoxed with rage I had to enter.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I wonder what is the psychology of the beautiful young woman who finds me attractive?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I will NOT permit Judaism to kill your unborn children that you&#8217;re going to have.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Never again<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; That&#8217;s an interesting question.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; And like all things female, we must have more information on her relationship with her father.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Why do young people like to go eat at 2am after four hours of karaoke?<\/p>\n<p>russiandragon:&nbsp; she is young and hot<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; and quite nice<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; he&#8217;s a big boy<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; His heart will grow harder, more jaded, more bitter.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i think he needs a good nubile shag<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; she needs some lifelessons<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He really needs to find a good sugar mommy though before his faux twinkness fades.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; well both are possible<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Look at Don Johnson<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; the young girl for nubile romping<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He passed on hot chicks when he was hot<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; the sugarlady to save his ass<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; then he was reduced to being arm candy for some 75 year old rich woman<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; That is Luke&#8217;s best option<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yup<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; but the longer he waits, the older the woman will be<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; another 10 years and he&#8217;ll be strapping her iron lung on his back for dates<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; he can try the anna nicole smith style<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; poor emma though<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Exactly.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Right now, I think he can get women who at least were once hot.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Down the road, you wind up with the 85 year old version of a librarian.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i think he should shave the beard<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Dragon, I was enraged to see his beard came between Luke and Emma.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; She is so soft spoken, that this must have been bothering her immensely.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; she says not<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; she LIES!<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; she says she likes a saisoned beard<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i think your right again<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Being Oirish, I think she means, like, a Sean Connery beard<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; not the &quot;Chevy Chase as crazy hippie on the drug beach in Fletch&quot; beard<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; and he&#8217;s too immersed in his religion for emma<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t see her being the good jewish balabusta<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; waiting for the husband comming back from his shul<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; mm<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; She&#8217;d be hated among the plain yentas in the community.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a life of loneliness, with her only lifeline to the outside world being Luke.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i have no idea about that<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; true<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; C&#8217;mon, a blue eyed Irish chica? Every non-fashion model in the Orthodox world would hate her.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; llol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; probably<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; You know what the way out of it is?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i&#8217;m not at home in the jewish world<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Burqa.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN OUR BURLAP SACKS.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; well the eyes would still be visable<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; her eyes r to kill for<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; True but we covet blue eyed devils.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Living with Luke or making yoghurt out of goat&#8217;s milk?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going with the goats, mannnn&#8230;.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lool<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I will continue to attempt to reform Luke&#8217;s life.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; This is my goal.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i fear young emma doesn&#8217;t know what she&#8217;s getting her self into<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; First, if he insists on being unemployed, I will try to push him in the direction of at least using the formidable talents he has<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; And then I&#8217;ll get him to convert to Islam and all of that (insh&#8217;allah)<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; you are a wise man palistine<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; As are you, Dragon<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; thk you<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; =)<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s actually really good at what he does, though you don&#8217;t see it much on lukeford.net anymore.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s one of the most coldblooded ba***rds I&#8217;ve ever read, which is admirable for what he does<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; he&#8217;s good, but it doesn&#8217;t really earn a descent stable living<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; he should quit his dayjob<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; nope, hence the energy that should go into writing is diverted into trying to capture more and more clicks<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes <br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Oh well<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s survived thus far (much to many people&#8217;s surprise)<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; this virtual relationship with emma is good and well<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;d be better off moving to Ireland though than vice versa \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; but what about real life<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; what would he do in ireland<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; The same he does here, I guess&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; but with a whole new crowd!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; LA is a cesspool<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; it&#8217;s 5 am here<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; =)<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yup<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; yikes<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; and luke is a sinker<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i went to the movies<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; had some drinks<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Let us make our alliance to save Luke at another time.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; very interesting conversations<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; for shame!<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; ok palistine my friend<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; sleep well<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; alrighty, though, see you<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I captured Emma during an online war, rabbi, so first I&#8217;ll have to shave her head and let mourn for her family for a month guest66:&nbsp; i will sit shivah guest14:&nbsp; Shhhhh&#8230;..goyim are here &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2873\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[3141,6365,6361,6360,1026,1336,6362,6364,1055,3109,3771,5072,1397,6363,897,822,6359,700,2270,6358],"class_list":["post-2873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-anguish","tag-barak","tag-barbara-walters","tag-borscht","tag-gentile","tag-goyim","tag-having-an-affair","tag-holy-war","tag-jewess","tag-jewish-man","tag-jewish-men","tag-jewish-woman","tag-jewish-women","tag-last-date","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-luke-ford","tag-man-sort","tag-rabbi","tag-us-senator","tag-woman-cries"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - 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