From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential act of artistic creation." Or, as Balzac himself once put it after climaxing during intercourse with many of his lovers: "This morning I have lost my novel!"<\/p>\n
I got my latest issue of Orthodox Action today and read it live on my cam<\/a>:<\/p>\n YourMoralLeader: i can’t believe emma’s in the latest issue of penthouse <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential … Continue reading
\nguest30: emma’s has the centerfold with all the staples (not stables)
\nbipolardragon: for the articles
\nQuixoticLass: oy vey
\nEmma: gee wizz
\nbipolardragon: emma would be a very good penthouse pet
\nguest30: luck is reading the parsha hashavua in penthouse
\nbipolardragon: she has the eyes to arden any jewish perv
\nguest30: the eyes always have it
\nguest30: eyes are the mirror of the neshama
\nguest30: lukes eyes are soulfull too dontcha think??
\nguest30: all that pent up sexuality just waiting to get out
\nguest30: the mag is already dog eared
\nbipolardragon: it’s been manhandeled
\nguest30: don’t forget to leave it in shul when you are done ok?
\nguest30: breastlover chosid
\nYourMoralLeader: i’m stealing that
\nbipolardragon: it’s the jewish edition
\nbipolardragon: i see no nudes
\nbipolardragon: it’s the kosher penthouse
\nguest30: glatt kosher has been supervised by the rabbis
\nQuixoticLass: glatt kosher penthouse? they checked the girls lungs for blemishes?
\nguest33: tie me kangaroo down sport tie me kangaroo down
\nbipolardragon: hi berlin
\nguest30: girls lungs are checked by the rabbi otherwise she is treif
\nbipolardragon: i have a friend who lives in you berlin
\nguest30: luke i hope you didn’t throw away in the trash emmas pic in penthouse
\nguest30: that would be a travesty and a shanda
\nMoses: luke, what time are you suntanning today? I need to take a screen shot of that.
\nsarah: moral leader????????????????? wat morals do you teach
\nYourMoralSchvartze: yes leader….hold forth on something
\nsarah: i dont understand
\nsarah: jesus
\nguest30: yes oh leader spill your words of wisdom not your seed
\nsarah: u look stoned
\nguest30: he is a pillar in the community
\nQuixoticLass: he is a pillar in his hovel
\nguest46: are you suffering from a long, prolonged, derrangement of the sences in order to obtain the unknown??
\nQuixoticLass: he’s not a vicar
\nsarah: well wat does he do apart frm sit there
\nYourMoralSchvartze: LOL we’ve been asking ourselves taht for a couple of months
\nguest30: he sitting looking pretty
\nYourMoralSchvartze: what the fsck does luke do all day
\nQuixoticLass: earlier he was "reading" penthouse
\nsarah: coz he aint preaching to us ………. ha
\nEmma: He works hard and looks handsome
\nguest30: he works hard for the money so hard for it honey
\nsarah: ru half chineese
\nEmma: Nope.. I see perfectly
\nguest30: love is blind
\nsarah: u must be joking
\nsarah: ur telling me lol
\nguest30: emma give him a haircut & a shave when you come…
\nEmma: He dosn’t need it
\nguest30: then & only then you can say he looks handsome
\nguest30: go ahead & wipe on the teeshirt
\nQuixoticLass: when I first met him he was clean shaven
\nQuixoticLass: came and sat down in front of my desk
\nsarah: i dont c the point in just sitting there not saying nuffing ffs
\nguest30: we are here to entertain him – the leader
\nguest30: that is what he hath commanded to his followers & we must obey orders
\nguest30: wipe away
\nguest30: sticky fingers
\nsarah: go ahead
\nguest30: wipe it on that hairy chest of yours
\nsarah: that sweaty hairy chest yuk
\nEmma: He dosn’t have a hairy chest
\nguest30: how do we know this emma?
\nguest30: have you run your lawn mover through it ?
\nEmma: Havn’t you seen him change on cam?
\nguest30: ah yes you are right
\nguest30: & you still want him?
\nguest30: chest hair is not your thing
\nEmma: yep
\nYourMoralLeader: of course
\nYourMoralLeader: ::)
\nYourMoralLeader: and I want her
\nEmma: \ud83d\ude42
\nYourMoralLeader: in the worst way
\nEmma: lol Luke!
\nguest30: do you want him more emma as he wipes away on his shirt…it is such a turn on
\nEmma: I hope not
\nguest30: oi vey is mir
\nQuixoticLass: You’re scaring her Luke
\nguest30: i am going to donate more money to the emma fund right away…it is tzedakah well given
\nguest30: kenst brechen
\nguest30: in yiddish it means i want to gag
\nYourMoralLeader: Desperately, very much, as in He wanted a new trumpet in the worst way. This usage replaced worst kind. [Colloquial; second half of 1800s]
\nguest30: not in the biblical sense
\nYourMoralLeader: http:\/\/www.answers.com\/topic\/in-the-worst-way<\/p>\n