{"id":2854,"date":"2008-04-29T21:30:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T05:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2854"},"modified":"2008-05-01T07:22:13","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T15:22:13","slug":"smart-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2854","title":{"rendered":"Smart People"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was planning to stay home tonight to work on myself (if a guy ever tells you that, it means he’s boffing someone else).<\/p>\n

But I got a last minute invite and went to see Smart People<\/a> (at the Laemmle Regency<\/a> where tickets before 6pm are only $3:50 and $6 normally).<\/p>\n

I went into hysterics. I was louder than a hundred black men.<\/p>\n

I couldn’t breathe.<\/p>\n

My date was hushing me. People in the theater were turning around to look at me.<\/p>\n

I was yelling at the screen "Oy ve!" Occasionally, I let loose with the f-word and "Watch out!"<\/p>\n

I don’t know what came over me.<\/p>\n

I didn’t sleep last night.<\/p>\n

So I felt kinda drunk tonight.<\/p>\n

I couldn’t stop cracking up.<\/p>\n

I don’t know why but the sight of naked man ass just makes me scream with laughter.<\/p>\n

The last time I went this nuts over a movie was 1999’s Walk on the Moon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Evan Gahr emails: “I found the characters depressing and the supposedly witty dialogue quite pedestrian. The characters
\nwere so self-absorbed they lacked any sense of irony, which made the movie all the more
\nunfunny.”
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