{"id":2854,"date":"2008-04-29T21:30:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T05:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2854"},"modified":"2008-05-01T07:22:13","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T15:22:13","slug":"smart-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2854","title":{"rendered":"Smart People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was planning to stay home tonight to work on myself (if a guy ever tells you that, it means he&#8217;s boffing someone else).<\/p>\n<p>But I got a last minute invite and went to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0858479\/\">Smart People<\/a> (at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laemmle.com\/viewtheatre.php?thid=5\">Laemmle Regency<\/a> where tickets before 6pm are only $3:50 and $6 normally).<\/p>\n<p>I went into hysterics. I was louder than a hundred black men.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t breathe.<\/p>\n<p>My date was hushing me. People in the theater were turning around to look at me.<\/p>\n<p>I was yelling at the screen &quot;Oy ve!&quot; Occasionally, I let loose with the f-word and &quot;Watch out!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what came over me.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t sleep last night.<\/p>\n<p>So I felt kinda drunk tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t stop cracking up.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why but the sight of naked man ass just makes me scream with laughter.<\/p>\n<p>The last time I went this nuts over a movie was 1999&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120613\/\">Walk on the Moon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Evan Gahr emails: &#8220;I found the characters depressing and the supposedly witty dialogue quite pedestrian. The characters<br \/>\nwere so self-absorbed they lacked any sense of irony, which made the movie all the more<br \/>\nunfunny.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was planning to stay home tonight to work on myself (if a guy ever tells you that, it means he&#8217;s boffing someone else). But I got a last minute invite and went to see Smart People (at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2854\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[6115,6113,6114,6116,6117,638,650,6112],"class_list":["post-2854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-black-men","tag-boffing","tag-f-word","tag-last-time","tag-nuts","tag-oy-ve","tag-sleep","tag-walk-on-the-moon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}