{"id":2853,"date":"2008-04-29T17:44:54","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2853"},"modified":"2008-04-29T18:39:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T02:39:28","slug":"rev-des-joins-my-chat-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2853","title":{"rendered":"Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don&#8217;t you think &quot;it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should get me some of that&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I would think&#8230; (what a faggot)<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am hurt<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sorry<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Keep doing it Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You may get lucky<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How about having a box of sanitary napkins on the floor of my car?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Wow<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, luck is where preparation meets opportunity<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You really are desperate<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; OK, I&#8217;m just kidding here&#8230;.trolling for laughs<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sure you are hun \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; For starters, I do not own a car<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But LUKE ows a van&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Stick them to your trousers then<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, how do you feel about men who wear shorts<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I see nothing wrong with it<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nothing much wrong with it<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What about men in really short shorts<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hmmm<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; If they are wearing tight short shorts<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not good&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Strike two against me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No actually its wrong&#8230;.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Short shorts<br \/>\nUser RevDesmondFord entered the room.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Here we go&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, you need to hold more press conferences<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Bless you.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;m glad to see that somebody called my out my sinker of a son.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Rev, you seem to be a sturdy son of the Southern Cross.&nbsp; How is it that your son turned out as he did?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; After all, the apple does not fall far from the tree<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i believe it started when he gave his mum cancer.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Not nice<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I blame it all on his odd diet.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; look at the little ponce now -playing dress up with his kipah. phony.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I mean, what Jew wont eat beef?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; that is irrelevant as my ponce of a son is not, and never has been jewish.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; his brother paul is much more successful.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; One day soon he will be a celebrity and you will think differently of him<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He&#8217;ll have a hot teenage wife, too<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; one day soon i&#8217;ll gut him from stem to stern.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi Dad<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It&#8217;s been too long<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Listen up, dunny Jim.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Floaters today, dad<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; BLOODY LIAR!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; how does it feel to be a slimy, creepy little anti-Semite obsessively pretending to be Jewish, son?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i fair-dinkum enjoyed that chap&#8217;s indictment of you today.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he was dead on.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your misguided friend Emma should smarten up.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s my only joy, dad<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I couldnt get any smarter if I tried<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your weak response to the truth: &quot;Because it&#8217;s FUN!&quot; i assume this is your &quot;hee-hee&quot; personality manifesting itself again, boy. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes dad<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dont worry, I&#8217;ll crash soon and get all self-loathing<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i should have beaten that out of you with a cricket bat when you were a child.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; My boy has proved himself a great poofy poonagger!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that bad?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; look at that smug face, the phony &quot;jewish&quot; costume. you loathsome little anti-semitic twat, i ought to make you eat a burst toad.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol burst toad<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You raised me a vegetarian, dad.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I say a man who attracts so much female interest cannot be a loser<br \/>\nmelissa:&nbsp; were u from urself<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Listen, Emma, I&#8217;d crack a fat and rub you raw&#8230;with or without the frosty whole milk. My boy wouldn&#8217;t know what to do with it. Anyone seen the shots of him being whipped by a particularly loathsome trollop while he writhed in his tighty-whiteys? Ponce. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you still haven&#8217;t answered my question.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; and Union is still right about you.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the question?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; how does it feel to be a slimy little anti-Semitic freak obsessively pretending to be Jewish?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; RevDesmondFord, ever hear of hell?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; you should go sometime&#8230;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; please elaborate, boy. Let&#8217;s hear your excuse for this behavior.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; are ytou his dad?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; yes, i am Luke&#8217;s Dad. Not that I&#8217;m proud of it.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; I&#8217;d like to stomp my silly poofter of son like a car tyre bursting a cane toad. <br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; Do you realize that Luke is a celebrity to us and we dont like whem people come in and bash him<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; a &quot;celebrity&quot; for what reason, nancy? for his distinguished history of plagiarism, his shoddy pseudo-journalism, or his deranged anti-Semitic obsessions?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; who is nancy?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gonna watch the movie &quot;Amazing Grace&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I feel like it is my story and our story, dad<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son hides like the coward he is.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I wish we could watch it together.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; there&#8217;s my son&#8217;s hideous, leering face. i wish he&#8217;d just kept hiding.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; he is beautiful<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Holly Randall&#8217;s got a bum as big all outdoors, mate.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; a man of such faith as yourself Rev should find the beauty of anyone, esp your son<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; listen to his effeminate cackling.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; I Love You Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I love you too!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; let&#8217;s discuss your pseudo-intellectual right-wing opinions, son.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I can&#8217;t help being effeminate<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes dad?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hey pops<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gonna run for US Senate in 2010 for CA? Will you be my spokesman?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; hahahahaha<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; My son listens to Air Supply. I listen to AC\/DC. So does his brother Paul and his half-caste children. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i was well pleased to see the remarks from that gentleman on your website today.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Anybody seen Aussie celebrity chef Kylie Kwong? That slit-eyed sheila can slather my toast with vegemite any time. <br \/>\nUser Cami left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dad, I&#8217;ve missed you so much. I wwant to be just like you.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my son thinks his self-published anti-semitic tracts make him a &quot;celebrity.&quot;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; what a c u n t you are, son.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; aaaahhhhh<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; not very nice<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; &quot;pseudo-intellectual ultra-right Nazi newspaper that presents itself as a legitimate intellectual exercise, but is really an attempt to connect half-truths in such a way as to provide one opportunity after another to introduce your own narrow world view.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPOT ON, MATE!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; This is not journalism. This slimy, slanderous, ugly, and unskillful. And I think your attempts to project something other is &#8211; to the trained eye &#8211; just another attempt to find an audience of untrained and moderate intelligence readers who will buy into<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPOT ON AGAIN!<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; well, my c u n t of a son, i&#8217;m glad there are a few people out there who see your obvious true nature.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;m sure your flock of chat room retards will continue to bolster your needy little ego in the manner to which you feel entitled. c u n t.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; One of these days, boy, I&#8217;ll show up on your doorstep, cuff you a great clout upon the ear, and proceed to stomp you flat&#8230;and then you&#8217;ll replace all the food you&#8217;ve stolen from the homeless&#8211;double&#8211;and then you&#8217;ll eat one of your own sinkers just for good measure.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; This is not journalism. This is slimy, slanderous, ugly, and unskillful. <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; And I think your attempts to project something other is &#8211; to the trained eye &#8211; just another attempt to find an audience of untrained and moderate intelligence readers who will buy into your assertions and distortions as the &quot;real deal.&quot;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; SPOT ON!<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; this room is one fooking mess<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; your a pig luke<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; my swinish son is an impotent crackpot.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; but i&#8217;m glad somebody called him out on his rot.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; And I think your attempts to project something other is &#8211; to the trained eye &#8211; just another attempt to find an audience of untrained and moderate intelligence readers who will buy into your assertions and distortions as the &quot;real deal.&quot;<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; cleanup<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; This is not journalism. This is slimy, slanderous, ugly, and unskillful. <br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; RevDesmondFord is blowing of steam in here towards Luke, because he not getting his c o c k sucked at home<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;m here to tell the truth &#8211; something which my son claims to seek.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; UNION WAS RIGHT<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; he doesnt seem too receptive to you now does he?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; tell us about Rabbi Union, son<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; that&#8217;s how my son copes with the truth: very selectively.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; I dont understand why you would confront him in such a public place<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; what a pig.<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; he dosent like the truth<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; he sure doesn&#8217;t, sunny Jim!<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; what a messy pig<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; Jim Dumps was a most unfriendly man, Who lived his life on the hermit plan; In his gloomy way he&#8217;d gone through life, And made the most of woe and strife; Till Force one day was served to him \/ Since then they&#8217;ve called him &quot;Sunny Jim.&quot;&nbsp; <br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; i bet he smells<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; hey, c**t!<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; yes, satan?<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; i&#8217;m addressing my son.<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; but that is my name<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; pseudo-intellectual ultra-right Nazi newspaper that presents itself as a legitimate intellectual exercise, but is really an attempt to connect half-truths in such a way as to provide one opportunity after another to introduce your own narrow world view.&quot;<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; FAIR-DINKUM RIGHT!<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; why do you keep repeating yourself Rev, you hit the bong too much today?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll continue to repeat those words until my son acknowledges the truth.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; notice how he turns away<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; cant look us in the eye<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; what a sickening slob.<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; ewww<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; Perhaps, had you actually graduated from college, and developed the skills appropriate to journalistic integrity, you might have been better able to balance the &quot;darker&quot; stuff you love to dwell upon, and balance that out with real insightful conclusions <br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; rather than the spurious ones you make with gleeful abandon.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your entire act springs from your resentment &#8211; at not being accepted by real journalists, at being reviled by even the porn industry, at your failure with women, your Mum&#8217;s death from the cancer you gave her in the womb&#8230;<br \/>\nguest78:&nbsp; no wonder he never go married<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp;&nbsp; I should have throttled you at birth. To my shame, I let your dead mother talk me out of it.&nbsp; I regret it to this very day. But I&#8217;ve got an abo bull-roarer that I&#8217;ll use to great effect when i see you, boy.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live chat: ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don&#8217;t you think &quot;it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2853\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[2525,676,30472,6111,721,6108,1584,902,647,6102,6104,6105,6081,2587,6103,6101,6107,6106,6109,6100,6110],"class_list":["post-2853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-cancer","tag-chat-room","tag-emma","tag-hmmm","tag-jew","tag-laughs","tag-live-chat","tag-lol","tag-nbsp","tag-odd-diet","tag-own-a-car","tag-ows","tag-perfume","tag-ponce","tag-press-conferences","tag-sanitary-napkins","tag-sinker","tag-southern-cross","tag-starters","tag-tight-short-shorts","tag-trousers"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"From my live chat: ChaimAmalek: I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don&#039;t you think &quot;it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should get me some of that&quot; YourMoralLeader: yeah? 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