{"id":2851,"date":"2008-04-29T17:20:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2008-04-29T17:51:25","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:51:25","slug":"new-york-is-quiet-we-have-our-shvartzes-under-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2851","title":{"rendered":"New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy?
\nYourMoralLeader:  Hymie
\nChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days
\nYourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur?
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  How are things in Hymie town?
\nEmma:  Hymie?
\nChaimAmalek:  (Luke, I fear she’s another Jew hating antisemite….like all hot shiksas…doing this only to spite the Jewish woman!)
\nEmma:  lol… I dont hate jews
\nYourMoralLeader:  prove it to this jew!
\nEmma:  Jes are freinds
\nChaimAmalek:  Things are quiet in NY.  We have our shvartzes under control
\nChaimAmalek:  Of course, it might be the quiet before the storm, much like India before the great Sepoy Rebellion
\nChaimAmalek:  You can never tell what those people are thinking.  Just look at Rev. Wright
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, is it too soon for you to begin thinking about Miley Cyrus?
\nChaimAmalek:  About how you would bring her closer to God?
\nYourMoralLeader:  who dat?
\nChaimAmalek:  See Emma, he exists on a higher plane.
\nEmma:  Ahuh
\nChaimAmalek:  I am trying to package Luke for reality TV, but that’s the problem
\nEmma:  Package him?
\nChaimAmalek:  Sell him as a concept to the Jews who run television
\nEmma:  Ah
\nYourMoralLeader:  What’s the problem?
\nEmma:  lol
\nChaimAmalek:  They say he is not authentic enough
\nChaimAmalek:  Or they want to tart it up with slutty females
\nChaimAmalek:  I want it kept on a higher plane
\nYourMoralLeader:  Emma’s as tarty as I wll go
\nChaimAmalek:  Gawker has an interesting article about a Dartmouth lecturer who is suing . . . her students for being racist and violating Title 7
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, I admit that even though I am postsexual, I still try to fool the ladies into thinkingI got game.  So when I go out, I sometimes wear women’s perfume so that women willthink I am dating women.  I ask you as a disinterested third party, how effectiv
\nChaimAmalek:  is that strategy?
\nEmma:  lmao
\nEmma:  Its pathetic
\nChaimAmalek:  You sure?
\nEmma:  Yes
\nYourMoralLeader:  That is pathetic
\nYourMoralLeader:  sheesh
\nYourMoralLeader:  do you smear lipstick on your cheek too?
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  LMAO
\nChaimAmalek:  I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should get me some of that"
\nYourMoralLeader:  yeah?
\nEmma:  I would think… (what a faggot)
\nChaimAmalek:  I am hurt
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  Sorry
\nEmma:  Keep doing it Chaim
\nEmma:  You may get lucky
\nChaimAmalek:  How about having a box of sanitary napkins on the floor of my car?
\nEmma:  Wow
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, luck is where preparation meets opportunity
\nEmma:  You really are desperate<\/p>\n

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From my live chat: Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader:  Hymie ChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur? Emma:  lol YourMoralLeader:  How are things in Hymie town? Emma:  Hymie? ChaimAmalek:  (Luke, I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[6075,6071,6077,6080,30472,30283,6069,6076,6074,721,5072,664,1584,902,6068,647,6081,6070,6079,6067,803,6072,6073,6078],"class_list":["post-2851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-ahuh","tag-antisemite","tag-closer-to-god","tag-dartmouth","tag-emma","tag-gawker","tag-hate-jews","tag-higher-plane","tag-india","tag-jew","tag-jewish-woman","tag-lecturer","tag-live-chat","tag-lol","tag-miley-cyrus","tag-nbsp","tag-perfume","tag-quiet-before-the-storm","tag-reality-tv","tag-sepoy-rebellion","tag-shiksas","tag-slur","tag-spite","tag-tarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}