{"id":2850,"date":"2008-04-29T17:12:59","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2850"},"modified":"2008-04-29T17:52:08","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:52:08","slug":"should-lukefordnet-be-short-concise-like-my-davening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2850","title":{"rendered":"Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  hi Emma!
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m a sensual semite!
\nEmma:  Hey Luke!
\nYourMoralLeader:  hi
\nYourMoralLeader:  what have i missed?
\nEmma:  Nothing… it’s dead in here without you.
\nYourMoralLeader:  aww
\nYourMoralLeader:  i thought it was dead without you
\nUser ChaimAmalek  entered the room.
\nEmma:  Hiya Chaim
\nYourMoralLeader:  my leader
\nChaimAmalek:  Hello Emma
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, your blog of late has too many big words and long sentences that become huge paragraphs
\nChaimAmalek:  I want my lukeford.net short and concise, like my davening
\nChaimAmalek:  Pared down
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, who would you like to see become the next US President: Obama, McCain, or Clinton?
\nEmma:  I don’t pay any attention Chaim
\nYourMoralLeader:  Pay attention to this baby!
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, your presence here intoxicates me so that I may forget to vote this November
\ne, like my davening
\nChaimAmalek:  Pared down
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, who would you like to see become the next US President: Obama, McCain, or Clinton?
\nEmma:  I don’t pay any attention Chaim
\nYourMoralLeader:  Pay attention to this baby!
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, your presence here intoxicates me so that I may forget to vote this November
\nEmma:  Pay attention to what Luke?
\nChaimAmalek:  I sense your potent pheromones ever from this vast remove
\nEmma:  You?
\nEmma:  Oh right he means him
\nChaimAmalek:  If I were a married Mormon man living on a compound in Texas, I would want you to be my next wife.
\nChaimAmalek:  Or my first wife
\nChaimAmalek:  Emma, will you marry me?
\nChaimAmalek:  PLEASE?
\nEmma:  No
\nChaimAmalek:  My heart is crushed.
\nEmma:  Sorry Chaim
\nEmma:  I only have eyes for Luke
\nChaimAmalek:  As will be two of Obama, Clinton, McCain come NOvember
\nChaimAmalek:  But Luke is on an ethereal plane, far above matters of the flesh that animate other men and which delight women
\nYourMoralLeader:  true
\nEmma:  Your point is?
\nChaimAmalek:  I see you together on your honeymoon, Luke having eyes only for the tiny print that is the commentary on the Talmud
\nEmma:  lmao
\nYourMoralLeader:  I love G-d so much!
\nEmma:  mmm
\nChaimAmalek:  Even during coitus, he is apt to be dictating his new commentaries.
\nYourMoralLeader:  My work is v. important
\nguest65:  That’s a great line.
\nChaimAmalek:  Not for nothing are the priests of Rome celibate
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke was meant to be a priest, aloof from the passions of ordinary men
\nguest65:  YLM is the new Rashi; he’s so devout that even during coitus, he expands the torah.
\nEmma:  How is your day going Chaimy?
\nYourMoralLeader:  Hymie
\nChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days
\nYourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur?
\nEmma:  lol<\/p>\n

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From my live chat: YourMoralLeader:  hi Emma! YourMoralLeader:  I’m a sensual semite! Emma:  Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader:  hi YourMoralLeader:  what have i missed? Emma:  Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader:  aww YourMoralLeader:  i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[1541,4422,30472,6065,1584,647,6064,4060,6066,5596,3580],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-blog","tag-davening","tag-emma","tag-hiya","tag-live-chat","tag-nbsp","tag-obama-mccain","tag-paragraphs","tag-presence","tag-semite","tag-sentences"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}