{"id":2811,"date":"2008-04-24T09:35:51","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T17:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2811"},"modified":"2008-04-25T08:53:26","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T16:53:26","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2811","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"

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guest16:  Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now…
\nguest16:  so she could spend her cash wining  and dining you
\nguest16:  and buying you little trinkets
\nYourMoralLeader:  yay
\nYourMoralLeader:  her sis’s a travel agent
\nguest16:  matching chamsas
\nguest16:  matching tatoos
\nguest16:  Kiss me I’m Jewrish = Jew \/ Irish
\nYourMoralLeader:  i love it
\nguest92:  Fill Emma in Luke
\nEmma:  Hiya folks
\nguest92:  Hey Emma our love
\nguest92:  when Luke is willing to share his love
\nEmma:  Luke always shares love
\nguest92:  and willing to share a spot on his futton in the hovel
\npatrick:  i luke how u today
\nEmma:  Hello Patrick
\npatrick:  i like ur flash on ur web site did u make it ur self
\nYourMoralLeader:  ex GF made it
\nYourMoralLeader:  Hi emma!
\npatrick:  o ok sorry 4 asking
\nEmma:  Hiya
\nYourMoralLeader:  NP
\nYourMoralLeader:  no futon, i sleep on the hard floor, it makes me tough!
\npatrick:  so luke u mind measking some thing
\nYourMoralLeader:  how are your online ventures patrick?
\nguest92:  couldn’t you date a domestic housekeeper next?
\nYourMoralLeader:  ask patrick
\nYourMoralLeader:  I thought that was what emma was
\nguest92:  she’s a domestic goddess
\nEmma:  Gee thanks lol
\npatrick:  will i have awebsite  but  i have mebers  part but i dont know how to make cash out of it
\nguest92:  plus being a gr8 horse breeder = gr8 combo
\npatrick:  www.patrick-loughlin.co.uk
\nEmma:  I don’t breed horses…..
\nguest92:  sorry, groomer than?
\nguest92:  you should being breding the 8
\nYourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you want to have a paysite where people pay a monthly fee or you want to make money from advertising or both?
\nguest92:  begin
\npatrick:  i try any thing
\nEmma:  Yes groomer
\nEmma:  So far…
\nguest16:  bride and groom(er) \ud83d\ude42
\nguest16:  or (b)ride and groom(er)
\nYourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you need to keep reading everything you can on making money online. You need to learn html and work on your design skills. You need to make the text bigger, it is hard to read.
\nYourMoralLeader:  You need to add more free content that will attract readers\/search engines.
\nYourMoralLeader:  You need to proof your writing and correct typos etc
\nYourMoralLeader:  You need to think about what things you know, can add to the membership section, stuff that people will be willing to pay for
\nguest16:  Luke is a mayven on such zachen
\nLilithena:  Is anyone else in this chat room a reality TV addict like me?
\npatrick:  i dont no what to do with it
\nguest16:  this room is a reality show
\nLilithena:  People think these are unscripted, but that isn’t so.
\nLilithena:  Sometimes a little scripting is a good thing!
\npatrick:  im so lost when it come to idears i have not told to meany about it cos i still have lot work to do on it
\nLilithena:  God has a script, too.
\nLilithena:  It is the Bible!
\nguest16:  and lots of rewrites
\nLilithena:  It says, if you are real with God, he will be real with you.
\nEmma:  Hey Lilithena
\npatrick:  i like ur site
\nYourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you are a newbie. That’s cool. You should learn html. You should be spending hours every day learning and working on developing these skills.
\nguest16:  really?
\nLilithena:  Hi Emma!
\nEmma:  Hiya lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  Do you have a video camera? You should start a video blog.
\npatrick:  i do know how 2 do html 
\npatrick:  i do
\npatrick:  i was thinking about that
\npatrick:  but not sure to vlog about
\nLilithena:  Do youknow how I know that He is serious?  Becuase He sent us his son Y’shua (AKA Jesus) to die for all our mistakes, out-takes, and things we wish we could re-take
\nYourMoralLeader:  Well, use it to interview people. If these people have valuable information, you can put the most valuable videos in a membership section
\npatrick:  hmmm
\nYourMoralLeader:  Just plug into things you feel passionate about and when you have stuff to say, just turn on the camera and say it
\nLilithena:  And unlike most reality shows, this one won’t end after just a few seasons.
\nguest16:  Patrick don’t give Luke your address
\npatrick:  that a very good idear
\nguest16:  he will bill you
\nYourMoralLeader:  take it around where you live and work and show people your life
\nLilithena:  God doesn’t bill.
\nYourMoralLeader:  develop a following as I have
\nguest16:  and he aint cheap
\nguest16:  its good he doesn’t have a couch in the hovel
\nYourMoralLeader:  if you go to clubs, smuggle your video camera inside, and go into the bathroom and talk about the club etc
\npatrick:  wood that be a good i dear
\npatrick:  im a nurse
\nEmma:  Luke is aware Patrick
\nYourMoralLeader:  If you have sex with girls or boys, just hide the camera, videotape your exploits and then put them in the membership section
\nEmma:  lmao
\nLilithena:  THAT’S not part of God’s plan for you!
\nYourMoralLeader:  you get the idea? capture the most exciting parts of your life that you can share, for me it’s emma
\nguest16:  video giving enemas
\nguest16:  to your patients
\npatrick:  u have kocked  for 6 with that 1
\nEmma:  lol luke
\npatrick:  my good lord luke
\nLilithena:  I would go for somthing different, like bringing people closer to God.
\nYourMoralLeader:  do both
\nguest16:  at the same time<\/p>\n

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\nYourMoralLeader:  Patrick, you are a newbie. That’s cool. You should learn html. You should be spending hours every day learning and working on developing these skills.
\nguest16:  really?
\nLilithena:  Hi Emma!
\nEmma:  Hiya lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  Do you have a video camera? You should start a video blog.
\npatrick:  i do know how 2 do html 
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\npatrick:  i do
\npatrick:  i was thinking about that
\npatrick:  but not sure to vlog about
\nLilithena:  Do youknow how I know that He is serious?  Becuase He sent us his son Y’shua (AKA Jesus) to die for all our mistakes, out-takes, and things we wish we could re-take
\nYourMoralLeader:  Well, use it to interview people. If these people have valuable information, you can put the most valuable videos in a membership section
\npatrick:  hmmm
\nYourMoralLeader:  Just plug into things you feel passionate about and when you have stuff to say, just turn on the camera and say it
\nLilithena:  And unlike most reality shows, this one won’t end after just a few seasons.
\nguest16:  Patrick don’t give Luke your address
\npatrick:  that a very good idear
\nguest16:  he will bill you
\nYourMoralLeader:  take it around where you live and work and show people your life
\nLilithena:  God doesn’t bill.
\nYourMoralLeader:  develop a following as I have
\nguest16:  and he aint cheap
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nguest16:  its good he doesn’t have a couch in the hovel
\nYourMoralLeader:  if you go to clubs, smuggle your video camera inside, and go into the bathroom and talk about the club etc
\npatrick:  wood that be a good i dear
\nEmma:  lol
\npatrick:  im a nurse
\nEmma:  Luke is aware Patrick
\nYourMoralLeader:  If you have sex with girls or boys, just hide the camera, videotape your exploits and then put them in the membership section
\nEmma:  lmao
\nLilithena:  THAT’S not part of God’s plan for you!
\nYourMoralLeader:  you get the idea? capture the most exciting parts of your life that you can share, for me it’s emma
\nguest16:  video giving enemas
\nguest16:  to your patients
\npatrick:  u have kocked  for 6 with that 1
\nEmma:  lol luke
\npatrick:  my good lord luke
\nLilithena:  I would go for somthing different, like bringing people closer to God.
\nYourMoralLeader:  do both
\nguest16:  at the saqme time
\nguest16:  same
\nguest16:  \ud83d\ude42
\npatrick:  i dont think i have it in me to do that
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nEmma:  lol
\nguest16:  the patient has to have it in them
\nYourMoralLeader:  just follow emma around with a camera, sure it might seem creepy but it’d be fun to watch
\nEmma:  lol
\nguest16:  but get frontal views too
\npatrick:  she doo me in
\nLilithena:  John 3:16
\npatrick:  if she new i was doing that
\npatrick:  witha cam
\nguest16:  tho she is cute from behind
\nEmma:  Oi!
\nEmma:  lol
\nLilithena:  John 3:16
\nguest16:  Emma is a good kvetcher!
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\nEmma:  Yeah Patrick start a blog
\npatrick:  have u been doing the online thing 4 long luke
\nguest16:  we could sell hamburgers here with all the in n out
\nYourMoralLeader:  Patrick, been blogging for a living since july 1997]
\nEmma:  Walk in the footsteps of YML
\npatrick:  u most be loaded by now
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  lol
\nguest16:  but tread lightly
\nLilithena:  But what sort of a living has this provided?
\nLilithena:  Some would say a living death.
\nYourMoralLeader:  never made more than $50k a year
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\npatrick:  that do me
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\nLilithena:  Living in a garage, shunned by his former peers
\npatrick:  sign me up 4 that will
\nLilithena:  Chased out of temples by money changers!
\nYourMoralLeader:  Patrick, add more pages to your website, more content, just start pumping it up there so long as it is original
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\nLilithena:  God wants to you make a success of your life.
\nYourMoralLeader:  Do a video interview with Emma about her life and loves and how she was bullied at school and cried herself to sleep every night
\nYourMoralLeader:  Do same with all your sisters – they’re hot.
\nLilithena:  Jeremiah 33:3
\nYourMoralLeader:  Ask them if you can follow them on their dates
\npatrick:  no thaNK U
\npatrick:  R U MAD
\nEmma:  you should be so lucky
\npatrick:  I BE SICK
\nEmma:  lol
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\nEmma:  Why would you be sick?
\npatrick:  looking at there parters
\nYourMoralLeader:  Ask them to dress up in different outfits and act out different characters
\nEmma:  lol yeah sure Luke
\npatrick:  o god no way
\nYourMoralLeader:  Show how they all sleep in the same bed, leave the camera on all night to capture the tossing and turning and awkward moments when Emma snores
\nEmma:  lmao… Luke you starting to sound wierd
\nEmma:  I don’t snore actually
\nYourMoralLeader:  Sell dates with your sisters, auction ’em off over your website
\npatrick:  o my god luke 
\nEmma:  lol
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\npatrick:  i think u r a bit nunts on it
\nYourMoralLeader:  go on dates with their friends, use your secret video camera
\nYourMoralLeader:  Interview your parents
\nEmma:  I might do that
\nEmma:  Actually sounds fun….
\nYourMoralLeader:  Go to a psychiatrist regularly and ask if you can videotape your sessions.
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  Patrick you have to understand Lukes humour
\npatrick:  no joke
\npatrick:  bit dark 4 me
\nYourMoralLeader:  you got any darkies in your village? interview them about racism
\npatrick:  no i dont know any 1
\nYourMoralLeader:  Go watch Borat and then act it out
\nEmma:  You live beside some chinese people
\npatrick:  we live in a city
\nEmma:  lmao borat
\nYourMoralLeader:  go interview hookers
\nEmma:  Outskirts
\nEmma:  There are no hookers
\npatrick:  no i just sleep with them
\nYourMoralLeader:  videotape it!
\nEmma:  It’s a pleasent place
\nEmma:  Pure
\npatrick:  no i wood not only joking i have a good half
\nYourMoralLeader:  No hookers, doesn’t sound pleasant to me?
\nYourMoralLeader:  Where does one go for a rub and a tug in your city? Do a guide
\nEmma:  Belfast red light district
\nEmma:  looool
\npatrick:  ammmm belfast red light zone
\npatrick:  10 pound a go
\nEmma:  where all Loose women float
\npatrick:  ior so i hear
\npatrick:  and thay give u more than a rub
\npatrick:  give u the clap as well
\nEmma:  Speaking of ezperience Pat?
\nEmma:  experience
\nEmma:  The clap?
\nYourMoralLeader:  use a rubber, mate
\npatrick:  an std
\nEmma:  Patrick is very happy with his lover…arnt you patrick?
\npatrick:  trust me luke u never see me with a woman of the night in this life time
\nYourMoralLeader:  Yes, Patrick, I believe you.
\npatrick:  i hope so too
\nYourMoralLeader:  Go interview priests about child molesting.
\nYourMoralLeader:  Which types of kids are the most fun to molest.
\nEmma:  luke lol
\npatrick:  will i used to be 1 luke
\nEmma:  S
\npatrick:  but never whent the hole way
\nYourMoralLeader:  a molested kid or a priest?
\nEmma:  lmao!
\nYourMoralLeader:  WHERE DID THE BAD MAN TOUCH YOU?
\nYourMoralLeader:  show us on the doll
\nEmma:  lol
\npatrick:  ur sick
\npatrick:  lol
\npatrick:  ur so dark 
\nYourMoralLeader:  I’m glad you didn’t go the hole way.
\npatrick:  and very fast on the ball
\nEmma:  He is just winding you up….
\nRamBam:  Emma’s cute when she’s speaking Hebrew
\nNanostep:  Luke has turned over the intellectual inquiry of his blog and his mind… for this??<\/p>\n

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