{"id":2810,"date":"2008-04-23T16:26:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T00:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2810"},"modified":"2008-04-25T08:53:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T16:53:54","slug":"im-live-in-my-chat-room-with-rabbi-gadol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2810","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live In My Chat Room With Rabbi Gadol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">my chat room<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>RabbiG:&nbsp; I&#8217;m here to do an audit.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Tzitzit &#8211; check.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Keepah &#8211; check<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Beard &#8211; it grows<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; But I like his cheeky smile<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Virtuous women in chat room &#8211; check<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; ok that&#8217;s just scary when he does that<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; kiss my tzit tzit, is that like kiss my grits?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; All Luke lacks in mastery of Hebrew and Aramaic.<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Finally education \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; QL, I have been hearing rumors of you behavin in an immodest way with a lulav<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I learnt something new today<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t touched a lulav since succot<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Now &#8211; shall we give him a shower ?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Interesting<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; I will present a lesson from Baba Kamma, Chapter 2<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; I had a Yorkshire Terrier called Baba<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I want one of those Jonnie<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; a neighbour reversed over him \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; In the case of a c**k putting its head into an empty utensil of glass where it crowed so that the utensil thereby broke, the&nbsp; whole cost shall be payable.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Read &quot;rooster&quot; for &quot;c**k&quot;<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Laugh, but if you look it up you will see it there.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Forced vibrations and resonance within the Talmud.<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; circumcised?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; The question is, why did the Talmud think to include a discussion of the harmful effects of forced resonance?<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Ahh<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; the rabbis in the talmud are always comparing each other, so and so is such and such number of kav long<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Suppose, for example, this rooster had crowed into the metal work of a bridge, thereby causing resonance that brings down the bridge. Same result?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; because it involved property.&nbsp; we&#8217;re all very concerned aobut our stuff<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Or a rooster masturbating perhaps &#8211; setting up the resonant frequency?<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Ignore that <br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; The lesson is that vibrations can do damage.&nbsp; If a cahk (rooster) can cause such harm, imagine the damage that can be the result of a mechanical vibrator such as cat owning women often possess<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What a picture \/<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; These too, can cause much harm, but unlike the rooster, cannot even be eaten.<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gaining knowledge now <br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Moral knowledge<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Hence, the Talmud warns women away from using a vibrator as a replacement for a rooster.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; What&#8217;s the difference between erotic and perverted?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Rabbi Gedoltzev comments, &quot;but what of the rooster that has no voice, but a sharp beak, and the beak pecks at a glass from the outside scratching it?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; a feather is erotic, the whole chicken is a perversion.<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Quizo &#8211; one involves a rooster<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; This, Rabbi Baz noted, is not complete damage, therefore the damages are less.&nbsp; <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Farm animals and vibrators.. what will be next<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Hence, a small pecker is not as harmful as a vibrator<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; but a vibrator may well be more effective<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; A vibrator is more effective at vibrating, and a pecker at pecking, but which is more harmful to &quot;shalom bais&quot;, household peace?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; depends on if your husband is gay or not<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Tefillin?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; bye everyone!<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gay !<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; byeee<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; HAHA<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; tc<br \/>\njonnie:&nbsp; Night <br \/>\nUser jonnie left the room.<br \/>\nUser QuixoticLass left the room.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What a way to come out<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; I shan&#8217;t touch QL&#8217;s last comment with a ten foot pole<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Keep teaching, rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Intellectuall ambitious students will confirm my quotes here.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Why do we have yom tov sheni?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Why can&#8217;t I eat kitniyot?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Am I allowed to go down on my wife?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep I&#8217;m lost&#8230;<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Who here knows the very first mitzvah recorded in the Torah?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; be fruitful?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Yes!<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Actually, it is be fruitful AND MULTIPLY.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Simply being a fruit is not enough.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Is it kosher to meet an Irish 18yo in a chat room and fly her to LA, convert her, dip her in the mikveh, chupa, shtuppa?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; chupa shtuppa?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; balla walla<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; It is permitted to do as you say, but not to say what you will do thusly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chupa = marriage canopy<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; She is a human being, not a toy, and is entitled to respect.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shtuppa = what happens when a a man and wife love each other and what to demonstrate that love.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Do not be vulgar.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What if your wife is not in the mood, how does one entice her to the mitzvah?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma often has headaches<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Appeal to the Torah<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I feel one coming on now<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; A virtuous woman has no such moods, except relating to her period, in which case sex is forbidden.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Obviously<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Luke, chant a prayer.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Yes, but what do those words mean?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Can you utter them in English?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What did that mean.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; what a mouthful<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Emma, Jews have special appendages within our mouths to utter such words.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I can see that<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Which talmud are you using these days, Luke?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Babylonian or Palestinian?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Babylonian, baby<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Emma, how many hours \/ day do you spend here?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I lost count<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; yep im a gluton for punishment<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; This worries me.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Do you live alone?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I live at home with my family<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Unless you are getting paid for it, it is not healthy to spend time online<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shush<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Well it&#8217;s very rewarding&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Just like getting paid for it<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; You should be studying, gardening, making new friends in person, going to the malt shop and so forth.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I do all of that<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; When?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; During the day<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Then at night you should sleep.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; What time is it by you now?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I sleep when im tired<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; 1:17am<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Time for sleep.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You going to bed?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Goodnight<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; I am not in Ireland.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; What did you typically do at this hour prior to discovering this chat room?<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; What would you be doing if the internet went down across your village?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Read&#8230; <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I would be running to l.a<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yay<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; With a stop in New York?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; give me my arrows of desire<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; To refresh yourself.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; no rg<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Luke hangs out with a rough crowd in LA.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; Bloggers, mostly<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; cool<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; They have crucified more innocent people on their blogs than Pontius Pilate did Jews.<br \/>\nRabbiG:&nbsp; 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