{"id":28078,"date":"2011-01-03T21:10:33","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T05:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=28078"},"modified":"2011-01-04T15:22:03","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T23:22:03","slug":"rabbi-rabbs-on-torah-portion-bo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=28078","title":{"rendered":"Rabbi Rabbs On Torah Portion Bo (Exodus 10:1-13:16)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Luke Ford writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

I discuss<\/a> the weekly Torah portion<\/a> with Rabbi Rabbs<\/a> every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam<\/a> and YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This week’s Torah portion is Parashat Bo (Exodus 10:1-13:16)<\/a>.<\/p>\n

* What is a Torah perspective on sex addiction<\/a>?<\/p>\n

* Rabbi Rabbs talks about Sarah Silverman<\/a>, Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> and Carson Daly<\/a> coming to his comedy shows.<\/p>\n

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John Douglas : Showed the wife your video tonight. Probably the first time she has seen you in years.
\nHer response to your appearance: “Oh my, is Luke homeless?”
\nI said, “No, he’s a Jedi Knight. But I can see how you might confuse the two.”<\/p>\n

TheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Luke does not care.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: So this is yet another sausage fest?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Rabbs, Luke has proven that he is not a friend of yours.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: He does not care about you.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Delete him!
\nGerGrega: Wait what did I miss?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: But first, make him squeal like a pig!
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: How is Luke a real friend?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: What has Luke done for you, Rabbs? You go to the hospital to pick him up after surgery, you get him his drugs, you drive to his home every week. What does HE do for YOU?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Luke, what have you done for Rabbs?
\nDMedic: Rabbs is wondering why people on Facebook don’t participate in important issues that he posts.<\/p>\n

TheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Luke made no mention of Rabbs. Because he does not care.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: He only wants you there in case he needs a lift should his van break down.
\nDMedic: ADHD, neurological disorders and sex addiction. The understanding that the impulse to sin could reside at times in literal illness.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Rabbs has cornered Luke for not caring.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Luke, have you ever seen Rabbs’ place?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: It sounds like you have not.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Why is that?<\/p>\n

DMedic: One of the problems with the internet, you will become fatigued trying to defeat every one…even if you can.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: These guys spend a lot of time discussing their emotions.<\/p>\n

DMedic: lol, I feel that Rabbs I got people on facebook who just stop talking in mid conversation.
\nDMedic: Luke, what was your relationship with your father versus your mother like?
\nGerGrega: I love you Rabbs!
\nGerGrega: Luke is pretty cool
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: How do you guys feel about your new governor?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: These guys are not having a guy talk
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Guys generally don’t talk like this when with one another
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: I knew this would get gay sooner or later
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Yeah, here it comes.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Some people are asexual.
\nDMedic: I think there is a difference between wanting to have sex and feeling like you can barely control it.
\nBubbaMetzia: like an obese person is addicted to food
\nBubbaMetzia: In Hrubiesz\u00f3w, Poland like a hundred years ago some orphans got married in a cemetary in a attempt to stop the spread of cholera.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Could not this point have been made by God skywriting his presence in the heavens in terms all could
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Like, “God, the TV Show” but in the sky for all to see.
\nBubbaMetzia: Sports is a Hellenistic concept
\nBubbaMetzia: not a Jewish one
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: True that. Many fine concepts are goyishe in origin
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: So the Jews looted their way out of Egypt?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Such wild stories!
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: All these fantastic events, and yet they made no lasting impression on Egyptian history.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Luke, don’t you want to be in Vegas?
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: Rubbing up against the harlots?<\/p>\n

BubbaMetzia: are there any tzniusdik strip clubs?
\nBubbaMetzia: lol, how would that even work
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: A guy I know is a direct descendant of the Vilna Goan. He married a Hindu.
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: God found lots of women for Luke, but he rejected them all
\nTheSherifOfTheTorahCorral: I know a woman in Las Vegas who is quite Jewish and works as a stripper
\nBubbaMetzia: At my shul back home there are some Philipino converts
\nGerGrega: They are Orthodox?
\nBubbaMetzia: Conservative<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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