I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed:<\/p>\n
From my chat room<\/a>:<\/p>\n palestine4ever: LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed: From my chat room: palestine4ever: LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM palestine4ever: He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke. palestine4ever: As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually … Continue reading
\npalestine4ever: He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke.
\npalestine4ever: As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually interrupts his orders for what you should do with your life with insults against you
\npalestine4ever: this time it was just 100% Holly
\nEmma: He obviously likes Holy
\npalestine4ever: Holly was his "white whale"
\nYourMoralLeader: He’s nuts over her
\npalestine4ever: That is, if Captain Ahab’s ambition was to get an aussie jew laid
\nYourMoralLeader: http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/mymidrashicspace
\nYourMoralLeader: Would you learn Torah from this woman?
\npalestine4ever: In an instant.
\nYourMoralLeader: I love the Boondock Saints – great movie.
\npalestine4ever: Which is probably how long it’d last.
\npalestine4ever: West Lafayette, Indiana…
\npalestine4ever: So she goes to Purdue
\npalestine4ever: Because I can’t imagine why anyone else would live in that hellhole
\npalestine4ever: Emma
\nEmma: Yes?
\npalestine4ever: What is the Irish view on Michael Flatley?
\nEmma: Great dancer
\npalestine4ever: You know, "The Lord of the Dance"?
\nEmma: In his day
\nEmma: I have it on dvd
\npalestine4ever: Did you know he used to be a Golden Gloves boxer?
\nEmma: Yes
\npalestine4ever: He beat the crap out of my best friend
\nEmma: lol really?
\nEmma: Gee
\npalestine4ever: Yes
\npalestine4ever: In the ring, though
\npalestine4ever: I go every year
\nEmma: Of course
\npalestine4ever: They treat him like a God there
\nEmma: I bet
\npalestine4ever: Supposedly he gives them a lot of that Lord of the Dance money
\nEmma: I have always wanted to do that
\nEmma: River dance thing
\nEmma: Looks cool
\npalestine4ever: http:\/\/www.chicagogoldengloves.com\/images\/flatley.jpg
\npalestine4ever: I don’t know anything about dance, but…
\npalestine4ever: the girls have nice hair \ud83d\ude41
\nEmma: lol
\nEmma: Curly
\npalestine4ever: Yes, and they wear a lot of make-up.
\nEmma: Yes they are on stage
\nEmma: Need to be seen
\npalestine4ever: The beard is giving Luke a kind of Amish look
\npalestine4ever: I really want to tell him to go build me a barn.
\nYourMoralLeader: Your MySpace is coming along M
\nEmma: lol
\nEmma: Is it
\nEmma: I havn’t touched it much..
\npalestine4ever: Why isn’t Amalek on MySpace?
\nEmma: added another pic though…
\npalestine4ever: For some reason I imagine him with like all 5 people on Friendster or something
\nEmma: Not the best of photos
\nEmma: Where you from P?
\npalestine4ever: oh me?
\nEmma: Yes you..
\npalestine4ever: sorry, I was admiring RussianDragon’s soccer hooligan photo below
\nEmma: lol
\npalestine4ever: I’m usually in the Midwest or Mexico
\nEmma: I see
\npalestine4ever: Though it appears that it will probably be the Midwest for awhile :-\\
\nEmma: mm
\npalestine4ever: I’d mention something about the job market, but nothing could be more irrelevant in Luke’s chatroom
\nYourMoralLeader: I like the new photo M
\nYourMoralLeader: It’s a different side to you
\nYourMoralLeader: smug and superior and punishing
\nEmma: lmao
\nElShaddai: oh I thougfht this was the Chaim Amalek chatroom
\nYourMoralLeader: I see some hints of bosom in that photo
\npalestine4ever: Luke, call Chaim and tell him to come back
\nElShaddai: I must have clicked the wrong link
\npalestine4ever: He’s probably at home weeping over a picture of Holly right now
\nYourMoralSchvartze: more caustic jewish humor!
\nEmma: Tiny bit
\nYourMoralLeader: Oh, what treasures lie beneath, just out of view.
\nYourMoralLeader: I believe!
\nEmma: lool
\npalestine4ever: Luke has no game.
\npalestine4ever: Now go build me a barn!
\nEmma: All sha’ll be revealed in time..
\npalestine4ever: More revealing, please.
\npalestine4ever: Luke, what steps have you taken in my absence to improve the Luke Ford brand?
\nYourMoralSchvartze: the Lord of the Prances!
\nYourMoralSchvartze: my favorite!
\nYourMoralSchvartze: Not!
\nYourMoralSchvartze: faggotry aplenty!
\nYourMoralSchvartze: luke goes to a kibbutz
\nYourMoralSchvartze: hilarity ensues
\nYourMoralLeader: You will have a pivotal role, P
\npalestine4ever: Honestly, my role is better played by Chaim.
\npalestine4ever: He’s got that whole "malevolent yoda" thing down
\npalestine4ever: I’m just hear to name the Jew, as Tom Metzger says I must
\npalestine4ever: tumblr is moving to a subscription add-on model
\npalestine4ever: You should sell the "Luke Ford community"
\npalestine4ever: because no one I know has this many crazies in their orbit
\npalestine4ever: a friend of mine saw your former friend mary carey last week
\npalestine4ever: she was falling-down drunk and proclaiming her bisexuality to all and sundry
\npalestine4ever: I Fear That We’ve Failed Mary Carey
\npalestine4ever: very VERY from the pictures I saw
\npalestine4ever: although it looks like she moved up to a Z cup from the perspective of the photos
\nEmma: z cup?
\nEmma: can she walk?
\nYourMoralLeader: Emma’s a D!
\nYourMoralLeader: naturally
\nEmma: lol
\nYourMoralLeader: and she’s smart
\nEmma: I dunno about D
\npalestine4ever: http:\/\/www.5chicago.com\/blog\/042008\/0417.jpg
\nEmma: But smart
\npalestine4ever: that’s my friend’s blog with a photo
\npalestine4ever: she doesn’t walk, she staggers
\npalestine4ever: just like a shot zombie
\nEmma: Well she must give herself bruises when she staggers
\nUser SimonSmith entered the room.
\nEmma: Hi Simon
\npalestine4ever: SimonSays NOTHING
\nEmma: True
\nEmma: He is wise
\npalestine4ever: "Silence is the friend that never betrays"
\npalestine4ever: Although it makes chatrooms much less interesting
\nSimonSmith: hello everybody
\nSimonSmith: my computer flipped
\npalestine4ever: But they didn’t have chatrooms in Confucius’ day<\/p>\n