{"id":2805,"date":"2008-04-23T13:57:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T21:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2805"},"modified":"2008-04-23T14:29:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T22:29:54","slug":"im-used-to-keeping-the-people-in-my-life-in-separate-compartments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2805","title":{"rendered":"I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have pets. I have honeys. I have stars.<\/p>\n

Now they’re all coming together in my chat room<\/a> — the conflicting worlds of Torah and Onan. Perhaps I’ll bring them together into a kabbalistic synthesis that makes me a lot of money.<\/p>\n

Or not.<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek:  Emma, if Luke proves to be too hard a nut to crack, will you try conversion to Judaism?
\nChaimAmalek:  Think of all the OTHER jewish men out there conversion would enable you to appeal to.
\nCarlNKarcher:  Luke, who’s singin?
\nEmma:  def leppard!
\nChaimAmalek:  I used to sing, youknow.
\nEmma:  All them years ago
\nChaimAmalek:  I was a backup singer for The Stooges and New York Dolls
\nYourMoralLeader:  Normally I have the people in my life in separate compartments. In here, they all come together.
\nYourMoralLeader:  It’s teaching me to be a more integrated person. Stressful but good.
\nEmma:  It’s like one big ball of fury
\nYourMoralLeader:  yes
\nEmma:  A funny big ball of fury though
\nEmma:  You are the queen bee Luke
\nChaimAmalek:  Who here is from the world of Torah?  Who here is from the world of Onan?
\nYourMoralLeader:  Both
\nChaimAmalek:  So you currently are in the world of Onan?
\nYourMoralLeader:  no
\nChaimAmalek:  Do you have visitors from the world of Onan?
\nCarlNKarcher:  How come no one names their kid Onan?’
\nCarlNKarcher:  I’m sure someone would get a rise out of it.<\/p>\n

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