{"id":2794,"date":"2008-04-22T07:04:35","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T15:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2008-04-22T12:14:16","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T20:14:16","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2794","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kevin Roderick reports<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Regarding this afternoon’s item<\/a> on a shortage of matzoh for Passover, mileages vary:<\/p>\n

\"\""I noticed the shortage too! I live in a very Jewish neighborhood…..near Pico\/Robertson…closer to Pico\/Fairfax. At my "ghetto" Von’s, there’s usually a huge Passover display in the front of the store. This time, there was a small display with every kind of matzoh EXCEPT Manischevitz! I ended up with some delicious Israeli wheat matzoh for my kugel. I’m thinking of eating tortillas the rest of the week. They aren’t leavened, right?"<\/p>\n

\"\""i find the matzoh shortage blurb had to swallow. i checked with some observant jewish friends who said they nor others they know had any problems at all. and there was plenty on the shelves of the gelson’s i shop at."<\/p>\n

\"\""I am glad to know that we are not the only Jewish family in town that cannot find matzoh (or, as the manager of our local market put it, "Passover crackers".)<\/p>\n

\"\""Kevin, please protect my identity to save me from ridicule at ****** HQ….But…I can affirm the shortage of Matzoh…I went to TWO different grocery stores last night and could not find any matzoh. Both in the WeHo\/Cedars-adjacent area….Pavillions at Santa Monica and Robertson, and Ralphs and Beverly and Doheny. The managers said there was none to be had."<\/p>\n

\"\""I got a chuckle out of your items on the ‘matzoh shortage’ in Los Feliz. As a former resident of that neighborhood I can state that while it’s a great place to live on many counts, it has none of the things a more than "semi-observant" Jew needs. I’ll be happy to supply directions to Fairfax, Pico-Robertson or my own shtetl of Valley Village, where you can’t turn around this time of year without tripping over a box of matzoh!"<\/p>\n

\"\""Aren’t there any Kosher tortillas? Aren’t they flour, water, and salt?"<\/p>\n

\"\""Hi Kevin, this isn’t the first year of shortages. I noticed it last year. So this year I purchased those multi-box packages as soon as they come out. Cause if you run out in the middle of the week, you’re up a Red Sea without a paddle. Thanks for all the coverage, kosher-for-passover or otherwise."<\/p>\n

\"\""U mite wanna add that the WSJ reported on shortage of kosher for passover margarine last week."<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

QuixoticLass:  I went to Catholic school for 9 years
\nEmma:  Really
\nQuixoticLass:  half my family is catholic
\nEmma:  You weren’t born Jewish?
\nQuixoticLass:  my mom is Jewish
\nEmma:  Oh right
\nEmma:  Did you like your school?
\nQuixoticLass:  but I was also baptized catholic, so I’m covered.
\nEmma:  Ah that makes sense
\nQuixoticLass:  I didn’t like my school because I was short and shy and had a boy haircut
\nQuixoticLass:  and no friends
\nEmma:  I know how that feels \ud83d\ude42
\nQuixoticLass:  I was one of the poor kids
\nQuixoticLass:  at a rich school
\nEmma:  Aha
\n1GiantTesticle:  which school was that?
\nQuixoticLass:  they can all kiss my grits now
\nQuixoticLass:  St.Paul the Apostle in Los Angeles
\n1GiantTesticle:  Why did you go there? and not public schools?
\nQuixoticLass:  because my dad was louder than my mom
\n1GiantTesticle:  What does he now think of his decision?
\nQuixoticLass:  I don’t talk to him now as he lives in an alternate reality
\n1GiantTesticle:  And dear old Mom?
\nQuixoticLass:  mom is glad I survived catholic school to become a normal person
\nEmma:  What do you mean?
\nQuixoticLass:  you know, I feel a little uncomfortable talking to a giant testicle
\npoop:  i did a catholic school and look what came of me
\nQuixoticLass:  perhaps its my catholic school upbringing
\n1GiantTesticle:  What’s wrong with talking to me?
\nQuixoticLass:  usually I address testicles in pairs.
\n1GiantTesticle:  Don’t you view all men as essentially one giant testicle?
\nQuixoticLass:  I do not view all men as giant testicles. no. 
\nQuixoticLass:  then I’d be too afraid to rough house
\nEmma:  You’ll find my footprints in the sand
\nQuixoticLass:  Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy
\nQuixoticLass:  now it’s Pretty in Pink
\nEmma:  \ud83d\ude42
\nQuixoticLass:  what year were you born?
\nEmma:  Whats your favourtie colour?
\nEmma:  1989
\nQuixoticLass:  ha Pretty in Pink is from before that.  scary
\nEmma:  lol I know alot of the oldies
\nQuixoticLass:  I like jewel tones
\nQuixoticLass:  "oldies" oy.
\nEmma:  You know what I mean!
\nQuixoticLass:  not that I’m an "oldie but goodie"
\nEmma:  Indeedy
\nQuixoticLass:  wait, let me put my teeth back in so I can properly ream you for that<\/p>\n

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