{"id":2788,"date":"2008-04-18T10:33:16","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T18:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2008-04-21T17:00:59","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T01:00:59","slug":"come-chat-with-chavi-the-hot-24-yo-convert-to-judaism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2788","title":{"rendered":"Come Chat With Chavi &#8211; The Hot 24 Yo Convert To Judaism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">We&#8217;ll rock you!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"The image &ldquo;http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1184\/1404227186_3ea78ebf28_m.jpg&rdquo; cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1184\/1404227186_3ea78ebf28_m.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chavi, are you the copy editor convert to judaism?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha! Yes &#8230; I am. Who told you?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Though, I have mostly defected from journalism for the time being<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; DBerger<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what are you doing these days?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; for work?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; He sent me links to your articles on conversion<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I work at&#8230;as an assistant and sometimes editor, but am heading to grad school in the fall at UConn for Judaic studies<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i linked &#8217;em up on lukeford.net<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; ahh! wow, thanks<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; i&#8217;m just heading over there<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that&#8217;s awesome, why UConn?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Well, it was Brandeis\/UConn\/UMich &#8212; and Uconn was the most welcoming and offered the most funds<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; cool<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; any particular professor?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Stuart Miller was particularly enticing. He&#8217;s a second temple\/talmudic scholar; just a really intelligent fellow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you want to be a prof or teacher?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Definitely a professor, though we&#8217;ll see where it takes me. I could end up working in a day school or in the community somehow<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Did Dberger tell you about the jewsbychoice.org site?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it&#8217;s cool<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i have a lot of friends who are converting<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; we are truly the coolest of the cats<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Your site is massive! It might take me months to dig through everything \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; See, and that&#8217;s something I&#8217;m considering .. when I head off to school I&#8217;m going to try to implement Chavi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My Hebrew name is Levi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; That&#8217;s what my orthodox friends call me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Luke ford is fine for the goyim<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ahh! Levi is a stellar name<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; True<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; My generic, Midwestern name will never fade into oblivion<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hi Levi<br \/>\nUser guest19 left the room.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Those in Nebraska\/Missouri will always know me as such<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi Emma!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes,<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I split up my life<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Although, I chose Chavi because it means the same thing as my given name<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I have friends in different areas and don&#8217;t seek to bring &#8217;em together, that makes me v. nervous<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You shoulda seen my mom at the conversion ceremony &#8230; oy she was so confused<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she was in the mivkeh with you?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; oh no! the public ceremony at the shul<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; the naming and presentation part of the conversion<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; The mikveh would have blown her mind<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; &quot;Are you being baptized!?&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma&#8217;s a nice 18yo christian girl in ireland, I&#8217;m trying to lure her to the dark Jewish side.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I had a friend recently go to Ireland (he&#8217;s also a convert) and attended shul there, though I&#8217;m not sure which one<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I believe he was in Dublin<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; emma&#8217;s in teh sticks<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Cool<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I imagine Hebrew with an Irish accent is beautiful <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; only met one jew in her life<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yikes! I know how that goes \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; ha ha<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; yES SIR<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Only 6,000 Jews in Nebraska, 60 at my college, and I knew about 10 others my own age who were Jewish<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m embedding subliminal messages in these rock songs I play on here to prey on Emma.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Emma, we&#8217;re awesome, come on \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; working so far<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chavi, what were the toughest parts about becoming jewish? for me it was losing my foreskin.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a sore issue for me.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha! You actually did the circumcision!? Mazel tov on that. So I&#8217;m assuming you converted Orthodox?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, just kidding about the foreskin, i was circumsized at birth and I did it myself! I also cut my own hair<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; For me it was dealing with everyone thinking it was a big joke &#8230; and then the whole Christian friends more or less disowning me<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Phew, lol &#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I can imagine it would be Luke<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I was worried for a second<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You did it yourself?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Even the ritual circumcision hurts my brain<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Liar<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i was precocious kid, just 8 days old<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; good thing i have my own office at work<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; else the laughter would garner funny looks<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m following you via Twitter now, FYI<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chavi, have you lost friends, lost touch with friend due to your conversion?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; cool!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; A lot of my high school friends looked down their noses at me. I ejected myself from a forum with newspaper friends from the college paper becuase they were constantly making Holocaust and Jewish jokes and poking at me and my decision<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; But for the most part &#8212; the true friends have stuck around<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thats good<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Football?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Throwin&#8217; around the old PIG SKIN?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that wrong?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; everything I do, it&#8217;s a sin<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; With Pesach around the corner, even!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; For shame &#8230;<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; So do you freelance now? Or &#8230;?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i blog<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and sin<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; and Yom Kippur is so far away!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; but *yay* for no hell!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; G-d must be angry with you<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Probably &#8230; he&#8217;s probably angry at Barack Obama<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; For being so AWESOME.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Didn&#8217;t the rabbis teach you to be so pure in thought and word and deed?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Well thats good no injuries Chavi&#8230;<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Aye. The lesson of lashon hara. I&#8217;m a gossip, I know!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You&#8217;ve always been the one to blame!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll make a good Jewish mother someday<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Adonai! Forgive me, please!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Take it out on Kansas!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I would have said Texas, but I didn&#8217;t want to offend Ted<br \/>\nTed:&nbsp; hahaa! we had our fair share of storms and tornados lately!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I can imagine. Has it gotten steamy hot down there yet?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Not sure where you are &#8230; but man. Austin is so humid and Houston is just downright miserable in summertime<br \/>\nTed:&nbsp; no, still nice weather between storms<br \/>\nTed:&nbsp; in the 60&#8217;s and 70s<br \/>\nTed:&nbsp; Hello Mr Putin.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Vladimir Putin? Such grace has entered the room!<br \/>\nUser VladimirPutin changed their name to ChicagosBestBoy.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Chicago&#8217;s Best boy?<br \/>\nUser ChicagosBestBoy changed their name to VladimirPutin.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hey Vlad<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; I&#8217;m many in one.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; EPLURBUS UNUM<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Chavi, we&#8217;ve had ElShaddi and Jesus Christ in here<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I guess that would make me Chicago&#8217;s Best Girl<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha! Have you had Xenu, though?<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Where in Chicago?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; I wish I had thought of Scientology first.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Vlad, why did you divorce the wife of your youth and hook up with some slutty 24yo?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Where in Chicago? Everywhere!<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Ask Luke about his Emma<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Where.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t divorced my wife, Vlad<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Presently: Hyde Park<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Typically: Lakeview<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Surrounded by violent people of color<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; now now<br \/>\nSweeTCaKesSs:&nbsp; you&#8217;re married<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Chavi, have you ever walked south of 61st street?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; brb<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Nope, and I don&#8217;t care to!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Violence = not so much fun.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Luke, I see this as God&#8217;s way of bringing women to Judaism<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; chat?<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Women with the genes the Jewish people need<br \/>\nSweeTCaKesSs:&nbsp; u looked better without the beard luke <br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; We have enough people who can argue and do taxes, we need more who are not strangers to water, who can ride horses and the like<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Vlad has lost me<br \/>\nUser Ted left the room.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Well Chavi, there is a deep backstory here, and you are new to this.<br \/>\nSweeTCaKesSs:&nbsp; Luke ????<br \/>\nSweeTCaKesSs:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude1b u there?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; He&#8217;s hot for your shiksa genes\/jeans, Chavi.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; It all begins with a date.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi sweetie<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Indeed, I am new<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha!<br \/>\nSweeTCaKesSs:&nbsp; hiii ;D <br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Also Emma&#8217;s.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; off limits, Vlad!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hit on Chavi<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You know I searched far and wide to find some Jewish genes, and all I could come up with was Huguenot and Quaker genes<br \/>\nSweeTCaKesSs:&nbsp; u looked better without the beard \ud83d\ude1b not saying u look bad though<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; So you&#8217;re interweb predators looking for a hot date!?<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; I have some black in me, for real.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; I have a test from National Geographic that proves it.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Oy &#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The others are, Chavi, but not me. I&#8217;m taken with emma.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; No joke.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Emma, do you have red hair?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; This chat is my way to be a light unto the nations!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Phew<br \/>\nUser SweeTCaKesSs left the room.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; People with naturally red hair are the elite of the human race<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I was always envious of the redheads<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I met an Irishman last week, man alive was he gorgeous<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Redheads are the most beautiful of them all<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; It is the rarest and fairest of colors.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; in my opinion<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy, cant stand &#8217;em<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; I toally agree.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why Luke<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; The only thing better is strawberry blond hair.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t like that hair color.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Brunettes Unite!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Even strawberry blonde?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; unless you have it, Emma, then I would adore it.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Pasty skinned brunettes, unite faster!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Not my thing, emma.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; the best is strawberry blond\/copper color red<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yuck<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Luke likes his women hairless anyway<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; ha ha ha ha<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Im naturally strawberry blonde Luke<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; the best!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmfao!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gonna learn to love it<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; Emma, have my babies and we will make red heads.<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; It could be via artificial insemination<br \/>\nVladimirPutin:&nbsp; FedEx goes everywhere.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; omg your face Luke<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I feel like I&#8217;m in college<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Go West! Life is peaceful there!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, what sort of dinner item do you bring to a seder?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My divrei Torah<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I fear you have bread crumbs in your beard<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Your sister removed them last night.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Have you guys seen the matzo song video?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, remember to shave off ALL of your hair when you meet luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no,<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; link?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; mmm<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; buy a wig for your head<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Never listen to Amalek, Emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Im not<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; http:\/\/mamaloshen.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/easy-passover-with-matzo.html<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke listens to AMALEK all the time<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; check it yo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t stop off in NY either, Emma, and tell me later it was to see a friend.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; (I&#8217;m such a blog whore, man)<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; ha ha<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I won&#8217;t Luke<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, do you eat rice on Passover?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; goy<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What&#8217;s the deal with rice on passover?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; like, why can&#8217;t you eat it?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; It&#8217;s kitniyot<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What does that mean?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; too much effort &#8230; you&#8217;d have to search it three times before cooking it<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; It means that the rabbis were in a tissy about confusing the grains and kitniyot<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; So they banned it<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Search it for what?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; To make sure none of the forbidden items got all mixed up into it<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Why would they?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Because s**t happens, Chaim.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It&#8217;s grown in totally dissimilar areas<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ok I&#8217;m off out<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Rice and wheat are NOT grown or processed side by side<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Bye people<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Take care xx<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; In some cases they ARE processed in the same places<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I look forward to your visit emma<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ta ta emma!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; OK, what about other grains?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; The Conservative movement has basically declared the kitniyot rule false<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Keep dreaming<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; let&#8217;s keep it on the down-low<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You know, the orthodox can be wrong. <br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; you&#8217;re watching the video!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; For example, this prohibition on using electricity on the sabbath is rooted in ignorance of basic science<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yah. Everyone can be wrong<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But the orthodox never admit to that<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Sometimes, dear, it&#8217;s about tradition<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not Orthodox, btw<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Not what I hear, chavi.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How can it be a tradition when electricity became an issue only in the 19th Cent?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha! I&#8217;m toying with Mod. Ortho<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Rabbis are ignorant when it comes to whatever is not in the Talmud<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; At least the Satmar etc. are<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Not the Samaritans!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42 They&#8217;re Torah only<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi do you believe in the torah as the literal word of God, or as a composite text written by at least two authors?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; My creed is sola scriptura, sola fide, sola christos<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You know, &quot;Lord&quot; vs. &quot;God&quot;<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I believe that G-d revealed Torah at Sinai, and that it was composed in written form by many authors &#8212; that is undeniable<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; We agree on the latter point at least.&nbsp; How about you, Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Do you believe in female rabbis?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I believe the Torah comes from haShem<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; They are like unicorns<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, do you believe that the Torah in the form we have it was written by two groups of human authors?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women do not belong as rabbis.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not a fan of women rabbis<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Not going to lie about that one<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Ha!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It really is a turn off to see this.&nbsp; Women should be all about arousing their man, which is not proper for a temple<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Mostly because, in my experience, women rabbis are cold and overcompensating to play with the &quot;big boys&quot;<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; What are you eating?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Nor do I believe in women as RC priests, although I would like to see nuns marry priests<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Chaim, Chavi is a lesbian, so stop being insensitive.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I am *so* not a Lesbian &#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; cottage cheese<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t believe in lesbians either<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You know, this week&#8217;s parshah fits in nicely with this convo<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; PS: I LOVE COTTAGE CHEESE!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a vegetarian<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I like steak<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Mm &#8230; steak<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; moooo<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; stab!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Also nowhere does the torah acknowledge the existence of, let alone ban, lesbians or lesbianism<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you like kangaroo meat?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Talmud equates the passages to lesbians as well<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Never had &#8216;Roo meat<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I eat cottage cheese every day<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; SO DO I!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Wow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ever gone down under?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; We&#8217;re like, kindred spirits<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; An entire small carton is my breakfast<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Aussie&#8217;s are the bee&#8217;s knees.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; With two bananas<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; That&#8217;s a mighty breakfast<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Are you eating breakfast right now then?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And fruit juice, diluted with water<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lunch<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Man, a banana sounds good<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m gonna starve for the next nine days<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I must retrieve one<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Nah, you&#8217;ll be fine<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; make some matzo pizza<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Dont most jews gain weight over passover?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; matzo pizza is my favorite thing<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; DC is a dummp<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; VIOLENT<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I used to live there<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; anyone in here dated a black man?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Just you<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Nope. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ur all a bunch of homophobic bigots<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; ha ha ha ha ha<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; DC isn&#8217;t *all* a dump<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; There are some nice spaces<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It is a grim fact of American life that the greater the fraction of a town&#8217;s population that is black, the higher its murder rate<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; homophobic bigots?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Chavi, chaim is on good behavior today. Normally he asks every female who enters these hallowed grounds<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; So why the behaving?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how many diamonds they&#8217;d be in they worked for the emperor&#8217;s club<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I love black people. It&#8217;s queers I hate<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I mostly hate white people. <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I love all people who exalt me<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; And midgets.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, are you white?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yes, I&#8217;m white<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m incredibly white<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m burn-your-retnas white<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; blinging<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; blinding<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; she is white hot <br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Oh yes, ElShaddai<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I once asked a Jewess friend of Luke&#8217;s this, and she said she was not<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how tall?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; RACE TRAITOR was she<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; 5&#8217;4.5&quot; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Hyde Park is like a ghetto, is it not?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Race is a figment of the imagination. We&#8217;re one race. Hippies rule<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You can&#8217;t go south of f61st, north of 47th, west of Cottage Grove, and east is the lake<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Hyde Park has pockets of class. It&#8217;s got some fancy, rich folk &#8212; Obama and Farakkan among them<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yah, pretty much<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I wouldn&#8217;t even make the bounds that broad<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Does Pastor Wright live there?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Probably<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Chavi will go anywhere once<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know, though. This is why I live in Lakeview, though<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You know it!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Which is why I rode the Green Line into the ghetto the other day just for kicks! (I actually missed my stop &#8230;)<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, the most important task for any Jewish women these days is to have many children. <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I need to get started<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Turkey baster: Check<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; is there a shortage of Jews?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I can send you ampules<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, also of white people<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; There is a shortage of intelligent, attractive, sane Jews.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; JDate just isn&#8217;t cutting it<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jdate is craigslist for accountants<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I got laid from JDate&#8212;-loved it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; tell me more<br \/>\nUser guest23 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; yeas<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; never tried it<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; they would not let me on<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; why not?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yah, the thing about Jdate &#8230; is it&#8217;s either people wanting to preach to you, or people wanting to get laid<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I have to be careful, as some of the ultraorthos want to kill me<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; In DC, I went on 5 dates and 4\/5 wanted to hook up.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I hate that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it offends me<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; And the 5th guy? Orthodox and lectured me about why I wasn&#8217;t Orthodox<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; oh please<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not just a piece of meat<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; is there something wrong with hooking up?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; it seems natural<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Well &#8230;<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not my bag<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it becomes meaningless after the first three decades<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It leaves me feeling empty inside<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; If I wanted to hook up, I&#8217;d go to a bar and flash my womanly wiles.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; but blogging fills that void, huh?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The only way Jews and White People can win the ongoing struggle for survival and planetary dominance is to be less picky and have more procreative sex<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Bjs are out then<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; yes they are out as are condoms<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Where are the women? I&#8217;m outnumbered here<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women should limit sex to times when they are ovulating, and then if not married, make a point of having sex<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Chavi, i apologize for amalek taking us into the gutter<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Just like elsewhere on the internet<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am speaking in blunt terms what the Rabbis believe<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You see, I want our team to win<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But for that, we must have numbers.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; chaim how often do you take one for the team?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I&#8217;m thinking, a lot<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; So what you&#8217;re saying, is that I should just start having sex and popping out babies willy nilly?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Palestinian women in Gaza have the world&#8217;s highest birthrates.&nbsp; They use their birth canals as cannon, whereas most jewesses (and educated white women) use theirs as toys.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;d be glad to take this task on. If you promise to raise the little heathens and support them.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Ok its a deal<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I want you to see your birth canal used as a gun, firing human projectiles into the future.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Hrm<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Lol &#8230;<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I have one word for you, and that word is OUCH.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Men have no idea!<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Oy<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I really like that phrase- using their birth canals as cannon. Is that original?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If Palestinian women can do it, why not the Jewss?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, in fact it is original to me<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; thats awesome<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; My contributions to this site and its predecessors are legion<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I bet Luke uses that on his Blog<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; As Luke will affirm<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He has<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I&#8217;m no stranger to your work<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yawn.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Lets talk about you again Chavi<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; So Chavi, I suggest you start up a Chaim Amalek study group<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; you are much more beautiful than myself or Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Of virtuous single women<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s talk about God<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Offering them ampules of my mitzvatastic essence<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Mitzvatastic<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; that&#8217;s a great word<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I coin many<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; How many of you gentleman are married?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am married to my faith<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You must be a priest, Chaim<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Or a nun<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Or the Pope<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I would do a nun if she were hot<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Or a unich?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; none of us are gentlemen<br \/>\nUser guest27 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It is true, I am not that &quot;big&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But it all works.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How torah-centric are the Jews of Hyde Park?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Do they all read the NY Times on Sunday and listen to Extension 720 on WGN?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t a clue &#8230; as I only work here<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I come, I work, I leave<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You live in Lakeview<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; And the Jews there?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Near uptown?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; where is there?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Lakeview is incredibly Jewish<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; There&#8217;s a reform, conservative and mod. orthodox shul in the area<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; And you?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; upper west side of manhattan<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There are Jews here<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Of course there are<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I see them, pulling strings<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Running banks, TV networks, and oppressing me<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Manhattan has Jews?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Running the world, no less<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The real ones are in Brooklyn, Borrough Park <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And Williamsburg<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Where they wear those funny hats<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I might get myself a Felty Hat<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; a stroimel<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Black Hat jews, eh?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There is a special code, &quot;black hat&quot; does not begin to cover it.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; thats a ska group isnt it?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jews are not allowed to listen to ska music.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Because it can lead to mixed danicng<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; This is not Footloose<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; there can be no propogation without dancing and fornication<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, do you drive to get around Chicago?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Chavi have you ever been thrown out of a shul?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Have you been thrown out of TWO shuls?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, what does it feel like to be a human ovum in a chat room, with every male (sperm) vying for your attention?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; ANSWER ME!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; PLEASE?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; D&#8217;oh<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Sorry<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; when it comes to vying for attention chavi stands no chance against our Levi<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Levi is a Jew&#8217;s Jew.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; No, I don&#8217;t drive (no car); never been thrown outta shul; nor two shuls; and I LOVE the attention<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Obviously you&#8217;re not doing a very good job keeping my attention \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; sorry, what did you say?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Oh you are *too* funny<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am busy chatting with supermodels on another channel<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Chavi have you ever been threatened with violence by your Rabbi?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Lol &#8230; no ElShaddai &#8230; <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Has a rabbi ever come on to you?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What about a rebbetzin?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Nope<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Judaism needs to sexualize itself<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Judaism is very sexual<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; has a rabbi ever come in you?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Sex on Shabbos is a mitzvah!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; More fornication, less frumkeit<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; With, you konw, your spouse<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; if there is a spouse, yes<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; ElShaddai &#8212; my gosh<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Wow<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry was it something I said?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You&#8217;re lucky I take after my mother<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Who is a gigantic pervert<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; But really, I&#8217;m a lady<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t hold by this perversion talk<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I was looking at your photo on Lukes site<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I speak of procreation, not perversion<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Whose photo?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Chavis<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; There&#8217;s a photo of me on Luke&#8217;s site?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; How long has this whole operation been going down? <br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Chavi if you are just now learning about Luke\/Levi you have quite a shock in front of you<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What if the rabbis of LA find out about your shiksa infatuation?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; This webcam\/live chat issue<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; about 6 weeks<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; HA!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have a link yet, and I&#8217;ve been here for years<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You don&#8217;t have womanly bits, Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Some say that I am Luke Ford<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, you can&#8217;t know<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But you are right.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Is this like an &quot;I am Spartacus&quot; moment, Chaim?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You have a fun laugh!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am the real Jew of this board.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The only born Jewish male here<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I, not Luke, was initiated into the faith by learning to read the Torah backwards<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; &quot;real Jew&quot; &#8212; that business irritates me<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, Chavi might feel alone in here and put upon.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Maybe Emma wants to join in<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to be kind to Chavi going forward<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rum is gone for a month with the mrs<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Thailand?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nDesmondFordJewishSoul:&nbsp; I decided to come out of the closet. I am going to follow the example of my holy son and become Jewish.<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; i am just me<br \/>\nUser guest31 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The Holy Father is visiting a hoity toity temple this evening<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If I had the sort of $$$$$ needed to hang out with those people, likely I would not be in a chat room<br \/>\nDesmondFordJewishSoul:&nbsp; I decided if the Pope could become Jewish. Why not me?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; ?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Temple Bnai Kesef<br \/>\nUser guest33 (69.209.99.236) entered the room.<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; you look a happy soul yml<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I know the origin of that joy<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m just going to sit here quietly for a few minutes.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Careful study of the sacred texts<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; i dont believe that<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Levi bought Torah as Books on Tape<br \/>\nDesmondFordJewishSoul:&nbsp; Where is Emma today?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How long do you suppose this web cam will exist?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What is your next planned step for riches?<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; how long is a piece of string<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What&#8217;s your next book?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Who *are* all these people!?<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; i am me<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I have told Luke to write a book &quot;How to Date Beautiful Women and Have Sex with them in LA on $15\/day&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It would sell like hotcakes, and that&#8217;s no joke<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; sex always sells<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; Chavi what do you mean &quot;who are all these people?&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yeah, who are these people?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I&#8217;m just curious how people end up here, how they find this site and such<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Or are all of you &quot;regulars&quot;<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; i have been on this site for 2 years now<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I found if off a link on the old National Alliance web site<br \/>\nUser DesmondFordJewishSoul changed their name to RonaldMcDonald.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; some of us come for exercise tips<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The late Dr. William Pierce suggested it to me<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; some for moral leadership<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; some for romance<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I used to think that Luke would help me out where Craigslist failed me, but no such luck<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; I learned about it from an old usenet list<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Interesting. Man I got really sleepy &#8230; I came here because a friend said there was this COOL convert guy on the interwebs<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; That&#8217;s what Eliot Spitzer said<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, you could be writing books that sell, make money, and let you move on to other projects more esoteric.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But he NEVER LISTENS to my GOOD ADVICE<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; so you couldnt find that cool convert and wound up here?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, what Luke needs is a good Chinese wife to whip him forward<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; He could shoot for an Indian wife<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; they have Jews in India<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, that would work too<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What do they look like?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Light, dark?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Did they intermarry?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I find that light skinned Jewesses shun swarthy looking jews like me<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; swarthy?<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; So what you&#8217;re saying is that I should, by pattern, shun you<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; I can handle that<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I can take it<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Chavi, are you familiar with the sad tale of Lauren Winner?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She was Jewish, until she had a dream, and then she jumped ship<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Alas, I am not<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Then I am guilty of semantic pollution<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Forget what I asked<br \/>\nFEELtheFORCEluke:&nbsp; ewwwwwww that sounds messy<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am guilty of much sematic pollution<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Especially through this site<\/p>\n<p>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Park Avenue Synagogue &#8211; that&#8217;s where the Pope is headed this evening.&nbsp; Man, I wish I had that kind of dough<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; ur lookin more like Moses every day<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; don&#8217;t insult me like that<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Moses!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; No, he looks like a Greek Orthodox monk<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; oh sorry didnt know the real one was present<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; orthodox monks have longer beards<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; There&#8217;s lots of Aussie love here<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; His is getting there<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; he needs another three years<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I love those Aussie models, too.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Whatsername and whatshername<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; heston and i were talking about this last night<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; he finally came home to rest last week<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I just read a great book about the Pacific Theater during WW2 &#8211; &quot;Retribution&quot; byt the historian Max Hastings<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; any good?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He says that in the latter stages of the war, the Australians totally let down the side<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Fantastic<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; well what u expect<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; As was &quot;Armageddon&quot;, about the last months of the 3rd Reich<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ye;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; REally, both books are great and worth reading.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; the only books i have time to read these days,a side from torah, is how to make $$$ online<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The Japanese were spectacularly brutal<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; No wonder everyone in East Asia hates them<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yet today they are a nice people.&nbsp; <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Sustained bombing and nuclear attack can do that to a people.<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You&#8217;ve driven YML away<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It was his bladder that drove him away<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; prob. wacking off<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You have a good sense of what Chaim does when he&#8217;s away from the cam, Chaim?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t quite understand your question<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; You seemed quite sure he&#8217;d gone to the pisser, is what I mean. <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, he and I are as close as lips and teeth<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Some say we are one<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; And for those with dentures?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Some say he is someone I hired to be me<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; All lashon horah<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; u know where the urban society of hamsters and beaver proliferate?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Let&#8217;s sing a song<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; obviously the boy did not clean the hovel for passover<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Make it simple<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; To last the whole night long?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The Internationale<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Arise, ye victims of oppression<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; For the empire fears your might<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t cling so hard to your possesions<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; For you have nothing if you have no rights<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Let racist ignorance be ended, for respect makes the empires fall<br \/>\nUser guest38 left the room.<br \/>\nUser ChaimAmalek changed their name to guest124.<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; chavi its a safe bet he&#8217;s gone to the can- thats the only other room in his hovel<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ahh. So it&#8217;s a studio, nu?<br \/>\nElShaddai:&nbsp; he lives in a converted garage<br \/>\nguest124:&nbsp; Luke, how&#8217;s the air ventilation in that apartment?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Ha<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; excellent<br \/>\nguest124:&nbsp; Nothing is far from your toilet<br \/>\nguest40:&nbsp; shalom<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have much of a sense of smell<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Shalom 40<br \/>\nChavi:&nbsp; Assuming the toilet is your mouth.<br \/>\nguest40:&nbsp; shalom Rabbi<br \/>\nCrikey:&nbsp; that wasn&#8217;t half bad for an____ u fill in the blanks<\/p>\n<p>\nMoses:&nbsp; i can see there&#8217;s no sweeping moral change going on here<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; Moish, want change, go part the sea<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; what in the psalms are we looking at anyway?<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; the moral change can only be done by the ML<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; he is busy now<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; busy &#8230;as in trying to finally find a job that pays money?<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; or &#8230;busy as in taking a nap on the floor of that filthy hovel?<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; yeah, but first he has to tan that white ass of his so they&#8217;ll hire him<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; i know a burning bush where he can get that tan&#8230;and a lot more<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; I wouldn&#8217;t now about such things<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; Testy, I&#8217;m still waiting on you<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; honestly, i didn&#8217;t know what that was until it turned over<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; you&#8217;re not so giant anymore<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; he needs to be turned every 15 minutes or so<br \/>\n1giantvagina:&nbsp; least he become well done<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; i thought it was a baleen whale surfacing for air<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; ths is hysterical <br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; why am i so morbidly attracted to this guy&#8217;s world?<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; the same reason people rubberneck at traffic accidents<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; good god!&nbsp; LOOK AT THOSE MOOBS!<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; for adam&#8217;s sake, man&#8230;.get out the snapple bottles fast<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t see any change in skin color<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; hows it goin luke<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; who was that luke<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; im fine thanks luke<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; luke, if you rub some lemon juice on that beard, you&#8217;ll start to look like zztop<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; luke you look lost<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; you look asleep at the wheel of life<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; then you can sing &#8216;jesus just left chicago&#8217; to emma all night<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; it&#8217;s a nice little bluesy song emma, good for a rainy day<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; why is he staring into space?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, is love a flower?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; brb phonecall<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is it a river?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nPharaoh:&nbsp; No Moses, I will not let your people go.<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; luke, have you ever been to colorado?<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; The Leader does not leave his kibbutz in California<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; god took some extra time in making it&#8230;you should go and visit<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; they hovel will still be here when you get back<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; pick up a map from debbie schwartz<br \/>\nguest56:&nbsp; Was it for this that you spoke to the burning bush?<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; ya gotta clean the whole barrel my friend, not just the easy-to-reach places<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; chatting on a web cam all morning is not work!<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; he&#8217;s not just chatting, he&#8217;s turning into a chat cam singer<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; I notice that LukeFord.net is on the lightside post-wise<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t&nbsp; have audio on my computer, but karaoke is also not work<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; ahem, singing<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; for your supper<br \/>\njOHNtHEbAPTIST:&nbsp; john denver is going to make a guest appearance<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; I wonder if he will dance too?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; except that he&#8217;s dead<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, are you California Dreaming?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; John Denver died in a plane crash<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\njOHNtHEbAPTIST:&nbsp; welll&#8230;..thats gonna be creepy then<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; is there any journalism happening<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; where are all of the serious journalists??<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; is this flashback to the 60&#8217;s?<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; that shirt you are wearing is not becoming.<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; how about both sides now?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; this song was more poignant when I didn&#8217;t live in CA<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; i I prefer the black suit<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; he does look good in black<br \/>\njOHNtHEbAPTIST:&nbsp; boxers or briefs?<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; just wait til he changes his pants, you can see for yourself<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; is luke turning into a chabadnik?&nbsp; he looks like he&#8217;s going that way.<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; mr rogers changed his shoes, YML changes his pants<br \/>\njOHNtHEbAPTIST:&nbsp; chabadnik sounds like something you might go to the doctor to have treated<br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; that&#8217;s a good idea john<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; wonder what drug cures you of chabadnikitis?<br \/>\nnanostep:&nbsp; you have three hours left until Shabbat. What do you hope to accomplish before then??<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Why do you want to be a moral leader Luke?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; don&#8217;t disrespect the leader 62<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; peter, paul and mary night<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; where&#8217;s puff?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; leavin on a jet plane<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Leaders earn respect 63<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; our king left us &#8212; oh no!<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; he left to visit his royal thrown<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 62, piss off bloody peasant<br \/>\nAlexanderthegreat:&nbsp; but the great one is still among you<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The Leaders should not lower himself to commune with the rabble<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I only ask that you obey me!<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The same rabble that chose Barabbas!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; We made a covenant!<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; To save tax?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; I do that too<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; O noble leader!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes my child<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; Show us the way!<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Sorry been away for a comfort break rather like leader who seems to be only human himself<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; he&#8217;s going to tell you to look into his eyes.<br \/>\nAlexanderthegreat:&nbsp; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;&gt; that way<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; peasants!<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; 62 you offend the leader<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; I only look into the eyes of females<br \/>\nUser guest66 changed their name to patrick.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Patrick?<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; the way of what though?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey!!<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; I look and see nothing. . . <br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; 62 go home to your wife<br \/>\npatrick:&nbsp; hay si <br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Who says I have or need a wife<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Did you get my emails?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; shame on you 62<br \/>\npatrick:&nbsp; yes <br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke meet my brother Patrick<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; you deny your own wife<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; No emails Emma<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hey Patrick<br \/>\nAlexanderthegreat:&nbsp; hi patrick<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; 62, maybe you would want to be like Rebbe Gafni.&nbsp; he says you should divorce you wife after a few years and find anot<br \/>\npatrick:&nbsp; but kind dont under stand how to set up the google ad word thing<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Do you need another person to give your own lifw meaning?<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; I have no idea what a goy is please explain<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; a non-jew<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, email me your mailing address and I&#8217;ll send Patrick some CDs with more info<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; snail mail<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; I am not a jew why does that matter? are you?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Snal mail?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; I only ask for information<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; regular postal mail<br \/>\npatrick:&nbsp; im so sorru luke i just dont get in kinda goes over my head<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I only have hotmail and yahoo<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; Hail to the Leader !<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; We are all equall before God are we not?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Where do you get regular mail? with a stamp Emma?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; some are chosen<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Yoy may not be I am<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh<br \/>\nmee:&nbsp; hi luke x<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; My home address?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; whatever works emma<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; Bow down before The Leader !<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sheesh, who knew it would be so complicated<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; bow down????<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Leader how much do you pay 63?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; yes &#8211; show respect<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; I want to know how much<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; go home to your wife<br \/>\npatrick:&nbsp; im back<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; You seem to have a problem with this wife thing<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; is it a mitzvah to bow down to our leader?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I just didn&#8217;t get you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; yes it is 613<br \/>\npatrick:&nbsp; luke u mind me asking u some thing<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Snail mail lol!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; go ahead patrick<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; how many mitzvah points do we get<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The Leader tolerates your foolishness<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The Leader is patient<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; So it seems <br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The Leader sees all<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; No he does not I don&#8217;t have a cam<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; 62 was it for this that Moses broke the tablets of stone?<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; 62 he can see you without a cam.&nbsp; All you need to do is look into his eyes<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; strange very strange <br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; NO he was pissed off with the jews for worshiping idols<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; do not look directly at the leader<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; well that made him laugh<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; nice jesus look you got coming on there<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; give it a few more weeks and you&#8217;ll be ready to crucify<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; camstreams is his land<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; tragic loss to the world of moral leadership eh<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; you made my day.&nbsp; You must be the one and only. . .<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; the rattle of empty heads<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; respect for what, or to whom 63?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; silence the Leader may wish to speak<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; can you sing it too?<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; what do you think he will say 63?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; fall on your knees before the leader<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; what pearls of wisdom do you suppose he might impart?<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; I was lost and now I&#8217;m found. Who knew the magic of puff and Luke<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The Leader will not be pressured<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; so 63 belongs in Temple Beth Ignore.<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; hence why I don&#8217;t come here much, unless I am in need of a good s**t and I need inspiration<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; blasphemers<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; infidels<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; yeah yeah we will all burn in hell<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; everyone, silence our leader is singing about the magic of puff<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; shame on you all<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; Hail to the Leader &#8211; Lion of the desert<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; no wonder luke keeps laughin then ehh<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; to see such intellect backing the lower echelons of their own&#8230;..I find it somewhat comforting<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; 63, our leader is speaking the words of the one and only, the master of the universe<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; Frodo there are more things here than in all your abuse<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; kinda tells me that however dumb a c**t you may encounter, there&#8217;s always a dumber one around the corner<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; what about blowing in the wind?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The Leader is gracious enough to laugh at your obscenities<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; either that, or he don&#8217;t f**king understand them 63<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; does he laugh at yours too<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; show gratitude<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; wow our leader is amazing<br \/>\nguest71:&nbsp; has this dazzling concept occurred to you by chance?<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; anyhow I have a business to run<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; he knows where the answers are. ..<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; it&#8217;s not just about looking into his eyes<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; wow that suprises me <br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; I cannot waste more time on these goyims<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; wow, a pesach song &#8212; blowing in the wind<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; The writer of that song is a jew<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; shoe respect<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; the writer of the song wrote it knowing some day our leader would play and sing it to us.<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; Enough of your empty prattle<br \/>\nguest613:&nbsp; wow, now I understand the universe &#8212; our leader spoke the truth<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll rock you! 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