{"id":2774,"date":"2008-04-17T06:23:40","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T14:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2774"},"modified":"2008-04-17T17:29:17","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T01:29:17","slug":"im-cleaning-for-passover-live-on-my-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2774","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Cleaning For Passover Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">here<\/a> to join the discussion.<\/p>\n<p>DesmondFord:&nbsp; Howdy! Today, I watch in cold silence. This is my only statement.<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; what is he doing doesnt he realisehe as people watching<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; if he goes to that bloody fridge or bathroom again<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Lukie, do you think these legalism you are drunk with will save you?<br \/>\nwelshdragon:&nbsp; does luke work in a chip shop?<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; not sure why<br \/>\nUser guest157 left the room.<br \/>\nwelshdragon:&nbsp; he&#8217;s got the white jacket thing going on under his top<br \/>\nwelshdragon:&nbsp; curry and chips please,and a can of coke&#8230;<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; all he done since i came on is eith go to the bathroom or the bloody fridge<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; he shouldn&#8217;t have it on if he not going to chat<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; I am here to do battle.<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; Hello Emma<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I wish you were with me right now Emma<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; would that you were American and jewish<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so you could clean my place while I blog and study the sacred texts<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; If Emma were there, and jewish, she could call a maid for you Luke<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; If Emma were there, she would take advantage of Luke.<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; yes- she would take all his money<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; She would bring his association with the Jewish temples of Los Angeles to an end, and send him into exile.<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; if Luke blogs without cable access, would anyone listen?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; There, he would profit immensely from his specialized knowledge, writing books damning Praeger&#8217;s people, and vaulting into the popular consciousness<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Satan would thereby win.<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; The Jewish Race cannot afford a defector like Luke.&nbsp; Simply put, he knows too much.<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; he is blowing someone behind that small wall<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Yet here, in this chat room, is the honey trap that could make it all happen<br \/>\nmema:&nbsp; she is the anti-prophet<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Temptation that no man of his years is capable of resisting.<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Temptation that makes the women of Jdate lose their allure.<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Temptation that leads to another Holocaust.&nbsp; Not today or tomorrow, but remember &#8211; it all begins with a glance.<\/p>\n<p>HollyRandall:  have you ever considered the fact that this Emma girl might be a 40 year old man?  <br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  I&#8217;ve cammed with her and checked her out most closely <br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  she&#8217;s all woman, you cynic. You just dont want me to be happy.  <br \/>\nHollyRandall:  Luke you can&#8217;t be so stupid that you really think a relationship with an 18 year old, who is silly enough to fly to America to meet a man more than twice her age that she met on the internet, is a good idea.  <br \/>\nHollyRandall:  I mean I know you&#8217;re insane but I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re stupid.  <br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  It&#8217;s a great idea. I adore her. We&#8217;re going all the way.  HollyRandall78 is away at 1:46 P.M.   Luzdedos1:  We have a lot in common.  <br \/>\nHollyRandall:  delusional personalities? is that what you have in common?  <br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  I&#8217;m sorry that I hurt you so deeply. There will come a day when you can love again&#8230; Meanwhile, my heart is open to this girl. Our wedding night will be special in a way secular people will never understand.  <br \/>\nHollyRandall:  i forgot, it&#8217;s impossible to talk sense into you<\/p>\n<p>Luzdedos1:  You have no more sense than I do, miss.<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  that USED to be the case<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  but i&#8217;ve changed a lot in the past year<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  not that i&#8217;m perfect or always make the right decisions<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  at least this whole thing will  make your blog more interesting<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  and that&#8217;s what matters, right?<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  Anyway, Holly, this catty jealousy is very unbecoming!<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  oh quit it Luke<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  you know that has nothing to do with it<br \/>\nHollyRandal:  i&#8217;d love to see you settled down with a mature woman your age, not some random barely-legal girl you met on the internet<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  i mean, c&#8217;mon<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  what&#8217;s wrong with 18?  that innocence? that lack of cynicism? that native irish goodness?<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  why do old women so resent it when I connect with younger women?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  lack of maturity and self-awareness<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  you really think she knows what she wants in life right now?<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  this is my chance!<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  before she does!<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  Christ don&#8217;t be creepy<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  why should I change?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:  because obviously the way you&#8217;ve been acting has not worked out for you<br \/>\nLuzdedos1:  yes mom<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; I guess it&#8217;s an inside joke cause I just don&#8217;t get it<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; I your cam always populated by nut jobs?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;m the biggest nut job<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp;&nbsp; This music definately re-afirms your hetrosexuality<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; You are wrong to think that. Luke is just ashamed that his old man is here trying to lead my son back to the light&#8230;and away from the darkness of Old testament theology.<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; when was the last time you had a real job<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Luke. Repent. Repent, my son.<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; You can get your foreskin replaced.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 11 yrs<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; exellent, I wish I could get by doing this, how do you manage?<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; Do you still watch porn ect or have you totaly dropped anything to do with it ?<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Ask Emma.<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp;&nbsp; Are your neighbours building a shed or something?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; building shed<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no, dont watch porn except for rare occasions<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; crazy, was the industry addles with drugs when you were blogging about it?<br \/>\nOldTesticleTheologian:&nbsp; I got rid of my Chametz today. Luke took it, made a sacrifice on his backyard altar, so I am now totally free of it.<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; Luke, does this not bore you?<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; how can you do this for so long each day?<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; I dont even think he speaks ?<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; he occasionaly does, I&#8217;ve seen it.<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; surely you could put this time to better use<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; How&#8217;s it hanging?<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; I think I see a bit of chometz in your beard.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; You need a comb to get it out.<br \/>\nOldTesticleTheologian:&nbsp; I have some chometz I&#8217;d like to put in you tough Jewish chick.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; You need to be pinned down and made to do what HaShem wants a Jewish man to do.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; But first, you need another Bar Mitzvah.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Because I don&#8217;t yet see a man over there.<br \/>\nOldTesticleTheologian:&nbsp; I have been saving all of the foreskins I have collected over the years as a mohel.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Also, that haircut reminds me of woodcuts of medieval monks.&nbsp; Same do&#8217;.<br \/>\nOldTesticleTheologian:&nbsp; I made a small change purse out of them&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Now you look like a Greek Orthodox monk.<br \/>\nOldTesticleTheologian:&nbsp; When I rub it, it turns into a suitcase.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Whatever became of those boyish good looks?&nbsp; Are you trying to hide your face?<br \/>\nOldTesticleTheologian:&nbsp; Luke carries that suitcase as he carries out his holy mission in life.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; None of my friends go in for beards.<br \/>\nfrodo:&nbsp; nah i dont like beards either <br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; I mean, Oprah needs a beard, but you?<br \/>\nguest172:&nbsp; how did you make your break with Lukeford.com, and how did you ever get to interview so many starlets of that era?<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; What manner of seder are you having this year?<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Luke, why don&#8217;t you ever do interviews of Jewish rockers?<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Expand your domain beyond your pastors<br \/>\nEmmaHolic:&nbsp; Would you still date Luke even if he hasn&#8217;t seen the light of Christ?<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Typing.&nbsp; Where&#8217;s the Jewish man who spends his day with power tools, wrenches, and hammers?&nbsp; Why do they always spend their days in deep thought, typing?<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; I want a man of action, not a manipulator of words.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Which temple sports the men of action, Luke?&nbsp; Because that&#8217;s where you will find me and my sisters.<br \/>\nEmmaHolic:&nbsp; jewish chick I&#8217;ll act on you with my power tools&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Luke has a very rich interior life.&nbsp; He thinks a lot about Luke, and has a man-bag that he dangles over his shoulder.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; Like most Jewish guys in LA.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; No wonder so many of us are going Mexican.<br \/>\nToughJewishChick:&nbsp; A man with a leaf blower is going to be better able to protect us when we are pregnant than a man with a blog.<br \/>\nguest186:&nbsp; I want info on this guy who divroced his wife and 9 kids and married a model from arizona and then moved to baltimore<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Cyber sex is part of the problem, not the solution.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; WHAT IS THIS?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What is what<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This image<br \/>\njvc:&nbsp; dont dump me emma for chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke in repose?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He is watching a movie<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; i just felt horny emma thats all<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Which movie?<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; emma a sexy name hehe<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; National Treasure<br \/>\njvc:&nbsp; u are emma a national treasure<br \/>\n1LongDong4U2Ride2HomePlate:&nbsp; Did Luke take his Meds today ?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; My days are all the same.&nbsp; A man without a woman, but a computer for his love.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You know, should you ever visit Luke, you could stop off here in New York first, and . . . . <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And not happening \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Think of me as Luke&#8217;s gatekeeper<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, you could come with your sister.<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; im goin to bed<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll bet SHE would be all over me.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Maybe<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; the hovel doesnt look any cleaner to me&#8230;wtf???<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Her heart belongs to someone Chaim&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m everything Luke is, and , um, more.&nbsp; Lots more<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I know thats dissapointing<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to go Red.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Mao got laid by young women until the day he died.<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; is he watching a nick cage movie?&nbsp; what a doosh&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No use feeling sorry for yourself Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I must foment and lead a Red revolt against the hedge fund managers of Wall Street<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; holy crao!!!&nbsp; it&#8217;s national treasure&#8230;the worst film of all time<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It&#8217;s pretty entertaining, even if rather dumb.<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; floored could star in the sequel i&#8217;m writing &#8216;magna carta&#8217;<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; GIZ A SNOG BABE<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; XXXXXX<br \/>\njvc:&nbsp; lol jv<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; not u<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll pass thanks<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp; oh ok<br \/>\njvc:&nbsp; wot about me then emma<br \/>\nJVR:&nbsp;&nbsp; jv i bin nocked back omg<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\njvc:&nbsp; well it does happen jv<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; the ira steals the original magna carta because it contains codes to the close of the FTSE for the next 1000 years<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; luke, have you exercised with the snapple jugs yet today?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma &#8211; I met you on the level, and I will depart from you on the square.<\/p>\n<p>pass thanks<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; She is going to ask you for money to fly to LA, but stop off&nbsp; here in NY so that I can deflower her.&nbsp; Then she will travel on to LA to break up with you before returning here to me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What an imagination you have Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And her sister will be joining us<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I thought Laura would be in there somewhere<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I will put them to work as secretaries for hedge fund managers, managing their money.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; A jew must make a living.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, what is your relationship with the colored people of Ireland?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The Black Irish.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t judge people based on their colour Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Because, I want to prepare you for our wonderful diversity<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; tut tut<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If Luke were black, would you date him?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I know I would not.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Because?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Because that would be gay<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m just kidding!&nbsp; I am an old time liberal who frets about the relationship between Jews and African Americans<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; So I would think not <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m always building bridges, just ask Luke.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sure you are Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Cynic.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Chaim why are you single?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Im dying to know<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am the best friend the Black Man has in this room<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Fat, small weewee, no money, etc.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; short, too<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women don&#8217;t like that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Poor guy<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women have called me &quot;needle dick&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What does that mean?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; also, &quot;Pokeyman&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women are strange.<br \/>\nMoses:&nbsp; i must depart now, my people&#8230;i&#8217;m having dinner with noah&#8230;you just don&#8217;t turn noah down on that kind of thing<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I think you know what that means<br \/>\nUser Moses left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The only women I can get to date me, or at least that I used to were off the internet<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; and you know how that goes.&nbsp; Craigslist!!!!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sure you will find someone Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am post sexual.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I may joke about this, but I have no genuine sexual thoughts<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Well I will cancel my trip to nyc<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; For me, consideration of sex = dreaming of eating giant squid meat.&nbsp; Never happens<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Some may regard this as a vulgar comment, but my genitals are like the World Trade Center.&nbsp; A once potent edifice that is now merely a memory.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Of course, I was more Building 4 or 5 rather than Towers 1 or 2, but you get the idea.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; So let&#8217;s have no more sexual banter between us.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I get the idea<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lets not<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Luke, are you more than me?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; h0<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Instead, let us discuss you.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Discuss me<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; I thought you were two giant testicles&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, what are your dreams?&nbsp; Why horses?&nbsp; Does Luke have an interest in horses to replace the interest he once had in dogs?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I have many dreams<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Luke likes versions right off the assembly line&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Horses are great animals<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I think horses should be freed, all of them, save those ridden by police and comely young women.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And as for Luke Being interested in them&#8230; hmmm<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You would need to ask him that<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; rather than old and worn ones&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes!&nbsp; Just do a google on Catherine the Great and Horses for more.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Horse enjoy being ridden by me<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Luke oftern boasts he understands horses a lot<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How tall are you, Emma?<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; You know why Emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; 5,4<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; A good height for horses.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m around your height.<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Emma, you know why?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Very small Chaim<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; He claims to be hung like one.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Some people may think little of you&#8230;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I cannot help it that I am the prototyple of the short, swarthy Jew.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Good things come in short supply<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; That&#8217;s why I cling to Luke, to be near a Jew I can look up to.<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Emma. that news should make you happy.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I hear violins<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; When we are together, I hide, but am nearby.&nbsp; I spend the time scratching my wrists and such<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Also, I have lots more hair on my back than on my head.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh dear<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You should try waxing<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Luke. You still making the claim about being hung like a horse. Or has the animal changed?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I still make that claim.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And if I see a penny on the ground, even if it is embedded in dung, I must pry it out and stuff it into my pocket.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Emma. He&#8217;s your man.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; My pockets smell a bit.<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; You like horses and he&#8217;s hung like one.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I can imagine<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But I cannot afford a laundry service.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I typically wear clothes until they begin to itch.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Mites.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Lots of mites.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not good Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And he laughs and laughs, at what? At whom? Why?<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; I wear my underwear until I have to peel them of.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Because your funny Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He laughs at my misfortune.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; &quot;The Jews are our misfortune&quot; has a different meaning with me<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Chaim, have you ever met our Moral leader?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He laughs with you Chaim<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; What is he like in person?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Several times, I have made pilgrimage<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Indifferent<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He jealously guards all of his social contacts<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Emma, so, is Luke the ideal man for you?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I asked him to pimp for me once, but he refused<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Instead, he wanted me to go to a lecture on the talmud<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; because he&#8217;s hung like your favorite animal<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I went, but was not allowed in.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He once took me to dinner with his fancy pants Jewish friends who ignored me.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Do you face rejection often Chaim?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; They asked&nbsp; &quot;where did you go to school&quot; and as I could not give an impressive answer, I was ignored<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I feel for you<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Only here on the internet can I say, &quot;I am somebody&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You ca be anyone you want to be <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Not so<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s new haircut makes him look like a monk<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He cut it himself<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Yes, he does all that stuff himself, including his circumcision<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, what is the minimum \/ maximum circumference of a man&#8217;s p**nis that you regard as within your desired range?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How low will you go\/ how hight?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I need to know<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; Emma. you know what a circumcisiion is?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes I&#8217;m aware<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What is your minimum?<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; how did you ever hear of it in Ireland?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke is pretty huge, so don&#8217;t fear offending him<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; We do not live in caves <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Im not going to ask how you saw Lukes manlyhood Chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I saw the bulge<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You looked<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; It was at temple, and Luke spied an especially valorous woman<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How could I NOT look?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; That&#8217;s why I ask this question.<br \/>\n1GiantTesticle:&nbsp; His buldge is the talk of many blogs.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I think your in denial<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How long is too long?&nbsp; What is too short?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of your feelings for Luke<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to join the discussion. DesmondFord:&nbsp; Howdy! Today, I watch in cold silence. 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