{"id":2772,"date":"2008-04-16T17:19:46","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T01:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2772"},"modified":"2008-04-16T18:18:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T02:18:21","slug":"daniel-webster-is-arguing-with-the-devil-over-my-soul-live-in-my-chat-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2772","title":{"rendered":"Daniel Webster Is Arguing With The Devil Over My Soul In My Chat Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Wholesome fun for the whole family!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>xptisgay:&nbsp; good lord, luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yo<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; are you butt nekkid?<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; ooooh my tming is perfect lukeee<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; luke, have you ever been to cam4.com?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; they do have a few non-sex cams<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; ffs u ever going to shave?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; he&#8217;s going to audition for Geico caveman<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; hmmmm our luke is not at all as we he appears <br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; this guy still doesn&#8217;t have a job, right?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i babysit<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; fair enough<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I was a bum for years myself<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; needs to tidy his room<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp;&nbsp; yeah what age group<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; my sister is a maid, I could send her over<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; can we xchange services?<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp;&nbsp; senior r junour<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; that would be up to her, I guess<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; him her<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; you might have to put up a few hundred for airfare<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; u got the wet hair look going on Luke?<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; jesus thats enough rising luke boy<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; luke rising<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp;&nbsp; gee darlin hes sweatin<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; luke, I was trying to find an ass shot of Vannessa Del Rio<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; would you have one handy?<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp;&nbsp; choking <br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; whata the signifigance of the little hat on ya head luke, why do u wear it?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I tried to take my gf in college to a Vennesa Del Rio appearance, but she chickened out at the door of the XXX theatre<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; yes i know that but why do they wear them?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; it only matters to the Turks<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; kosher pizza?<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; spunk rag?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; repeat please<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; there is a kosjher pizza joint in Chicago<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; maybe moore<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; jez<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; can I say that?<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; it appears u can lol<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; this Jewish girl got mad at me because I referred to Jesus of Naz as Jesus Christ<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; goddam Hellinized b**ch<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; mr webster<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; I have come to advocate for the soul of Luke Ford<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; you are getting into the Bananarama lately<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; where u been last few days luke?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; When Satan arrives in this chat room, I will present my case.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; get any good stock picks late, Luke?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; IBM was up big after-hours<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; webby u a weirdo?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; &quot;88&quot; is a curious appellation<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; it&#8217;s random, I think<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; I know that certain extremist groups use it to stand for the letters &quot;HH&quot;<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; not HH unless he changed it to that<br \/>\nguest88:&nbsp; u flirting with me?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; oh sure<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; But that does not preclude innocent use of it.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; 88 keys in a piano too<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; sure<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp;&nbsp; the oiche ( NIGHT ) surely brings out the weeeros..<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I was b**ching out some guy on YouTube who has it in his handle<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; he was a silly savage<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Has Satan quit?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; Satan is at Happy Hour<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Has his Succubus abandoned her mission?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; I saw many a mitzvah tank today.<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; What is there Pico-Robertson?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; upscale Jews?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; or Orthodox<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Torah Jews, savage<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Upscale, God-fearing.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know much about LA Jewry<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; rich ones are in Highland Park<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Jews who mix money and Maimonides<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Where do your poor Jews live?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; also in Hyde Park<br \/>\nUser guest88 changed their name to WELDHDRAGON.<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Hyde Park is surrounded by savages.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; orthodox are in west rogers park<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; I see in this man Luke a poor Jew.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; yeah, but he&#8217;s a convery<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; But a man who is rich in social connections: friends, family, etc.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; Luke would live in Hyde Park for sure<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Hyde Park is not inviting.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; there aren&#8217;t too many aussies in Chicago<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; where are there lots of black people in chicago?<br \/>\nguest92:&nbsp; lincoln park is nicer<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I must be stones spelling like that<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I am from Lincoln Park originally<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; South Side, West Side<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; but from the Richard Speck era<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; All around the town<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; South Side is how I roll<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; that&#8217;s where I am<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll meet you for chicken and waffles<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Once, the sons of Abraham ruled the South Side of Chicago.&nbsp; This was the time of Leopold and Loeb<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Then came the great migration<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; and the Italians<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; I GUESS LUKEY YOUR HOLDING A&nbsp; DATING SITE NOW&nbsp;&nbsp; WHOA<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; the Chinese are taking over<br \/>\nWELSHDRAGON:&nbsp; WELSH?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Chinese?&nbsp; Which neighborhoods?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; Chinatown, oddly enough<br \/>\nUser guest92 left the room.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; but moving into Armour Square, Bridgeport, etc.<br \/>\nTIMESUP:&nbsp; WHAT TIME IS IT IN LA ?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; China is absorbing the world.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; buying a lot of proprty<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; those suckers will buy anything<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; From Russia to American, their tight family structure and genetics are overrunning the rest of the world.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; crap townhouses built against the 24\/7 railroad tracks<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Mister Ford, it seems that the menace has receded.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; luke, where do you live?<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; But Satan often chooses not to quit.<br \/>\nUser TIMESUP changed their name to FBI.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; in the valley?<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I used to live in Burbank<br \/>\nFBI:&nbsp; MLMASO<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I&#8217;m glad that the Mexicans chased out the white trash<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; ever been to Hughes Market?<br \/>\nFBI:&nbsp; ERASES THE THE DARK CLOUD<br \/>\nUser guest91 left the room.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; did you ever see J. Edgar Hoover in a dress?<br \/>\nUser DanielWebster left the room.<br \/>\nFBI:&nbsp; ASS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; the social event of the week in Burbank used to be the latest episode of Dukes of Hazzard<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; I see that draught in Australia is causing the price or rice to rice across the globe.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; I&#8217;m familiar with spelling<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; rice used to be a dead contract at the Chicago Board of Trade<br \/>\nFBI:&nbsp; SPEAK AGAIN<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; drought<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; you could buy a rice seat for $300<br \/>\nUser WELSHDRAGON left the room.<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; used to trade in new Orleans<br \/>\nFBI:&nbsp; I DONT GIVE A DAMM&#8230;.<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Have you completed the cleansing operations that your faith requires, Mr. Ford?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; tomorrow<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; FBI, you might learn something<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; When does your holiday commence?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi Nina<br \/>\nNinaHartly:&nbsp; hi Luke<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nNinaHartly:&nbsp; how are you<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Nina Hartly, I know about you<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; Ashley Blue will be here soon<br \/>\nFBI:&nbsp;&nbsp; HES PART OF&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nDanielWebster:&nbsp; Years ago, I read the interview you gave to that rag<br \/>\nNinaHartly:&nbsp; I&#8217;m naked right now<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; cool, I&#8217;m wearing socks<br \/>\nNinaHartly:&nbsp; I&#8217;m wearing shoes and a hat<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; like that Frog on UPN<br \/>\nxptisgay:&nbsp; altho I don&#8217;t think that he had shoes<br \/>\nNinaHartly:&nbsp; Luke, do you remeber my movie Wet Pink<br \/>\nNinaHartly: can you get me to speak in your orthodox temple<br \/>\nNinaHartly: I posed the info about when I spoke at a different temple<br \/>\nNinaHartly: there was a jewish jornal article<br \/>\nNinaHartly: did you click on that link<br \/>\nNinaHartly: can you talk to your connections and get em to speak at the temple you go to<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader: no<br \/>\nNinaHartly: can you plull the strings so no one will you know you arranged it<br \/>\nNinaHartly: I think the orthodox have a lot to learn from me speaking at their temple<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; lukester .. what up homey! <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; the hair .. one word &#8212; comb! <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; ok .. two words .. comb and brush <br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; and the beard &#8230; have you ever heard of the &quot;don johnson trimmer&quot; they were really popular when Miami Vice was hot! <br \/>\nguest96:&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t think Orthodox Jews believed in heaven<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Only hell<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; btw.. in other news .. LA mag will printing a correction about that fluff Mirthala story .. they got a lot wrong in the story . but hey it was a fluff piece .. so they don&#8217;t care&#8230;<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; call me if you want the deets .. <br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; I daven twice as hard<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; I got to bloggerelbow.com! <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s your # mirtha?<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; sorry only tony knows that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; call me!<br \/>\nMirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:&nbsp; ok .. but first I must find you the &quot;don johnson&quot; trimmer pic (this is true!)<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Sandra Tsing Lo has an interesting piece on public schools in the Atlantic Monthly<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; But she tastes not the glory of blogging.<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; Also, these goyim shave off all their hair down there as well.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wholesome fun for the whole family! xptisgay:&nbsp; good lord, luke YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yo xptisgay:&nbsp; are you butt nekkid? TIMESUP:&nbsp; ooooh my tming is perfect lukeee xptisgay:&nbsp; luke, have you ever been to cam4.com? 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