{"id":2764,"date":"2008-04-16T11:38:33","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T19:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2764"},"modified":"2008-04-16T18:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T02:25:00","slug":"live-on-my-cam-im-smiting-my-scrotum-with-a-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2764","title":{"rendered":"Live On My Cam, I&#8217;m Smiting My Scrotum With A Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">here<\/a> to join the fun.<\/p>\n<p>He who is without sin, let him throw the first comment.<br \/>\nEmmaHugeFan:&nbsp; through cleaning Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nVicky:&nbsp; It looks rather messy<br \/>\nVicky:&nbsp; But I don&#8217;t see any mold on the walls<br \/>\nEmmaHugeFan:&nbsp; you posted you had to clean your &quot;rooms&quot;. Which rooms would those be?<br \/>\nguest18:&nbsp; Sr. Ford, where are you from?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; bathroom and here<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; aussie<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; this<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; is<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; a<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; sneezing<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; coughiong<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; wheezing<br \/>\nguest18:&nbsp; Would you prefer to talk in German then?<br \/>\nguest112:&nbsp; ?<br \/>\nUser guest112 changed their name to RabbiGadol.<br \/>\nguest18:&nbsp; Sr. Ford, are you from the area around Vienna per chance?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Help me rabbi, Satan has me by the balls!<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know how.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Help me, Emma, Satan has me by the balls!<br \/>\nEmmaHugeFan:&nbsp; guest18 he is australian not austrian<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I read lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Please help me overcome my lustful desires for you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; please gain 40 pounds<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you&#8217;d look more jewish then<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t think so<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; This is not the way a Jewish man should be.<br \/>\nEmmaHugeFan:&nbsp; smite your scrotum with a stone luke. that will cure what ails you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hi Rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke, why do you libel Jewish women so?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Were you not born to a Jewish woman?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Sorry, I forgot.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, please state your intentions with respect to Luke<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I hate to see you taking advantage of him <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Which would be very easy for you to do<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I already have Rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; He has aspirations<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dont have to explain myself<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; exactly!<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Levi, I know this sounds extreme, but whenever you think about her, masturbate until the feeling ebbs and you can resume fiddling with your ad on Jdate<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you rabbi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Does anyone know if Russian Dragon is still alive?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course he is<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why wouldnt he be<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But to avoid spilling your seed on the ground, which the Torah forbids, spill it into a cup and drink it, which the Torah does not forbid.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke, Levi, you stopped attending my classes.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; too busy rabbi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; on my cam<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; This is just like being an alcoholic, this craving for young shiksa flesh.&nbsp; It must be fought endlessly<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; whats with the beard?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it is a sign of my dedication to Torah<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; did you get that shirt in high school luke?<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; plenty of dedicated people are cleanshaven<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; elementary school<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; It starts with a chat.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I question that, Inbal<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; how so?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; clean shaven leads to dancing with shiksas<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; The 911 hijackers were clean shaven, all of them<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; true<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; got to go<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; but i shall return!<br \/>\ninbal:&nbsp; smile!<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, are you willing to eat matzah this passover to the exclusion of bread?&nbsp; It would be good practice for you.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A dry, tasteless food that Jews eat on Passover<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Are you willing?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sure<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yay<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She&#8217;ll try anything once!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; True <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Self release Luke.&nbsp; Release the force.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes be strong Luke<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Do this twice a day whenever you feel that Satan has you by your scrotum<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, are you sure you are 18 and not 17 or 16?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Positive<\/p>\n<p>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Because if you were, Luke could end up in prison<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; For?<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; We might see Luke on 48hrs<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; &quot;To catch a blogger&quot;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Love that song&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ace of base!<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; &quot;Mister Ford, did you know that this girl was 14?&quot;<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; &quot;But she didn&#8217;t look a day under 17!&quot;<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Sigh&#8230;.try to focus on cleaning up and thechometz<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; The Holy Father will be here soon<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; Not sure how I ended up on your cam stream, but I&#8217;m not stalking you!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hi Dennis<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; You&#8217;re my moral leader<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Everything I am today is because of you!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Even though I was never a pupil nor a friend.<br \/>\nUser RabbiGadol left the room.<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; wWere you at my roast?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; No, how did it go?<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; I was I was humbled<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; That is not like you<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; My ex was there&#8230;.scared the hell out of me!<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; My broadcast is going international?&nbsp; I&#8217;m excited!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry about any misunderstandings we&#8217;ve had over the years.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t mean to hurt you. I love you.<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; We&#8217;re both naricissitic sociopaths!&nbsp; I love ya too.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; awwww<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; hate to break this to you Dennis- but Luke debuted international<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; what are you stroking just off camera luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dennis, Satan has me by the balls. What should I do?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Grab his<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 18 and Irish &#8211; dangerous curves ahead!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; thats an awfully limp wrist there<br \/>\nDennisPrager:&nbsp; My articles to commentary keep on getting rejected.&nbsp; Is there no justice in this world?<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; Praeger you need to face the music-<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; the world has passed you by and Luke Ford is the new face of Judaism today<br \/>\nChubbyWood:&nbsp; thats reassuring<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; is he wearing a Masonic apron?<br \/>\nChubbyWood:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I dont see a brick nor a mortor<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; or a Mormon garment?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; I LOVE YOU LUKE!, But I must go now, love the sqats baby<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; is that cloth continuous from front to back? it looks like anal floss<br \/>\nChubbyWood:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; its nice to see someone so narcisistic innit<br \/>\nChubbyWood:&nbsp;&nbsp; a man that obviously&nbsp; has so little to do yet finds we would enjoy watching<br \/>\nChubbyWood:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; almost scarey<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; almost<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; Luke have you asked Emma to loan you money yet?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not yet, i can only remember once doing that to a woman and it was my ex 1994<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she wanted me to move out of her place only my car was in the shop and i needed $500 to fix it and get it out so I could sleep in it!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Whoa I think this has been your longest yet Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; All the other money I got from my women, I earned it honestly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you Emma, I was thinking of you in church.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You don&#8217;t go to church Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shhhh, don&#8217;t tell my rabbi.<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; Luke is that the very desk at which you went to war with Tim Case and Brandye Alexander?<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Why do you blog instead of living a grace-centered life?<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; that&#8217;s the des i love!<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; is that the keyboard from which you got Brandye fired from her job at the cemetery?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I want to earn my way to heaven<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Gina, call me babe<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll make you a minister yet!<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; good works are nothing luke<br \/>\nWillieD:&nbsp; it&#8217;s hard to believe that was 10 years ago<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Why do you wash your soul with legalisms instead of grace?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; insecurity?<br \/>\nWillieD:&nbsp; luke, seriously, we need you to start showing up at the porn events again&#8230;just take some pictures&#8230;we don&#8217;t care what you have to say<br \/>\nWillieD:&nbsp; &#8230;but the Camera of Death needs to come out of hiding<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; There are ways of recovering your foreskin!<br \/>\nYourMoralSchvartze:&nbsp; the&nbsp; CoD is one of the things that makes life worth living<br \/>\nWillieD:&nbsp; c&#8217;mon, you have no soul&#8230;remember the photo of randi wright pi**ing on herself?&nbsp; that was golden&#8230;so to speak<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Marry Emaa&nbsp; and come back to the faith.<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; every song is for emma<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; theme from deep throat?<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Emma will love you even more if you get back your foreskin.<br \/>\nDesmondFord:&nbsp; Only a Jewess would have a problem with a foreskin.<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; oh- a retraction in progress<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; this is blogging at its finest<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; this is the face of humility<br \/>\nguest63:&nbsp; turn the volume up yourmoralleader i love a bit of gossip<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; that dirty laundry on the flor?<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; haha principal fu manchu!<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; Luke is being pranked<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; dont forget to ask them for money Luke<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; floof this is live action blogging<br \/>\nfloofin:&nbsp; transcendent, i&#8217;m sure<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; yeah &quot;I gotta run off&quot;<br \/>\nElCojones:&nbsp; run off right to my keyboard<br \/>\nWillieD:&nbsp; luke, did you know the drummer for def leppard only has one arm?<br \/>\nfloofin:&nbsp; doesn&#8217;t stop him from beating his women though, what an overachiever<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Luke what was your fav subject at school?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sex ed<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; smart ass<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it depended on the teacher but journalism, history<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to join the fun. 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