{"id":2756,"date":"2008-04-15T18:08:39","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T02:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2756"},"modified":"2008-04-15T22:25:59","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T06:25:59","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-with-aria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2756","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam With ‘Aria!’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here<\/a> to join the fun.<\/p>\n

Click here to read Aria’s inspiring testimony<\/a>! From XXX actress to born again Christian (now known as Keri)! She has an inspiring message about Passover that you won’t want to miss.<\/p>\n

Click here<\/a> for Keri’s myspace page.<\/p>\n

guest23:   who is there
\nYourMoralLeader:  aria
\nYourMoralLeader:  what’s $$$$
\nguest23:  REVEAL YOURSELVES JUDEN
\nguest23:  Who is Aria?
\nYourMoralLeader:  http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/kerihumble 
\nUser guest23 changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
\nUser guest81 left the room.
\nUser guest80 left the room.
\nChaimAmalek:  Who are you Aria?
\nYourMoralLeader:  ex porn star
\nYourMoralLeader:  inspired many a release for you, pal
\nChaimAmalek:  I am here
\nChaimAmalek:  I have never heard of you
\nChaimAmalek:  Are you Jewish?
\nYourMoralLeader:  Xtian
\nChaimAmalek:  Why is this shiksa in your home?
\nYourMoralLeader:  we’re getting ready for passover!
\nChaimAmalek:  Aria, please take off some clothes
\nChaimAmalek:  And tempt Luke
\nChaimAmalek:  I want to see Luke wrestle with his baser inclinations
\nChaimAmalek:  You are cute.
\nChaimAmalek:  You don’t look like a porn chick
\nChaimAmalek:  Show me some love
\nChaimAmalek:  Come sit on my lap
\nChaimAmalek:  How do I know she isn’t a trannie?
\nChaimAmalek:  Talk english
\nChaimAmalek:  We normally don’t get women in this chat room
\nChaimAmalek:  What’s Luke muttering?
\nChaimAmalek:  I meet women off of Craigslist
\nChaimAmalek:  Hence, I am now asexually postsexual
\nYourMoralLeader:  We will pray for you
\nChaimAmalek:  Get back there on camera
\nChaimAmalek:  Where did she go?
\nChaimAmalek:  Oh man.
\nChaimAmalek:  OK, so who is she and why was she in your apartment?
\nChaimAmalek:  You SOB.  All these women.  You make me sick with envy.
\nUser guest82 left the room.
\nYourMoralLeader:  We just had dinner
\nYourMoralLeader:  Now we’re going to have some dessert
\nChaimAmalek:  What does she presently do to support herself?
\nYourMoralLeader:  massage<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek:  Cats + Ipods + yoga = demographic doom
\nChaimAmalek:  Where are you from?
\nChaimAmalek:  What do you think of Jews?  Are there too many Jews in positions of power in Hollywood?
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke is not very mechancially inclined
\nChaimAmalek:  What is your pedigree?
\nChaimAmalek:  Is Luke about to show you one of his funny animal tapes?
\nChaimAmalek:  This drives me to fury.
\nChaimAmalek:  If this were a better ordered world, I would rule at least a fifth of it.
\nChaimAmalek:  Nice.
\nChaimAmalek:  Very nice.
\nChaimAmalek:  Good child bearing hips
\nChaimAmalek:  Nice form and mass
\nChaimAmalek:  Not to thin, not too fat.  Just right.
\nChaimAmalek:  Strong, too.
\nChaimAmalek:  Look at those arms!  I’ll bet she could beat you at arm wrestling, Luke.
\nChaimAmalek:  She’s a better match for you than Emma.
\nChaimAmalek:  Way better.
\nChaimAmalek:  I can smell the pheremones from all the way out here.
\nChaimAmalek:  Jimminy cricket, what’s the hangup there?
\nChaimAmalek:  Ask to see his dog tapes.
\nChaimAmalek:  I know what you are doing. The rules of tznious demand that I be permitted to chaperone the two of you via the cam.<\/p>\n

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