{"id":2745,"date":"2008-04-14T07:49:06","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T15:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2745"},"modified":"2008-04-14T16:37:56","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T00:37:56","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2745","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">here<\/a> to join the fun!<\/p>\n<p>guest7:&nbsp; what is it with you and brad pitt and chipmunk cheeks?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; praise the good L-rd<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; there must be something about both of your facial structures that causes your cheeks to look like you both have nuts stored in them<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; ok found a pic of Pitt with chipmunk cheeks<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; http:\/\/buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net\/media\/jj1\/2008\/04\/idol-pitt\/brad-pitt-idol-gives-back-01.jpg<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; we were talking about it over at the anti brangelina site<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; amongst other things<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; http:\/\/femalefirst.co.uk\/board\/viewforum.php?f=40&amp;sid=c32b29c84bf1a14be23e66ab31b7dff7<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; that&#8217;s the anti brangie gossip site<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; so, you think McCain will win in November?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; I think so too<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t think either Obama or Hillary has a chance<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; Luke what are you doing for exercise these days?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; walking weights<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; walking with weights?<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; good<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been swimming every day<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; some days I can do a lot, some not<br \/>\nguest7:&nbsp; we have a junior olympic sized pool &#8211; 25 meters I think<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nice<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; have you read the book sacred secrets by gershon winkler?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; heard of it?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve heard of him but dont know anything<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Sacred-Secrets-Sanctity-Jewish-Lore\/dp\/076579974X<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; it is right up your alley<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hmm, turning over the table<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how&#8217;s the job search?<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; i found a job<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; waiting to start<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; cleaning for pesach and thinking about sex<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; GOOD MORNING LUKE BABY<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; YOU LOOK GOOD<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; c**tpunt are you aware that using all caps lock looks like you are yelling?<br \/>\nwatchingyoublog:&nbsp; ha<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Watching, I&#8217;m sending you private messages <br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; yes i do&#8230;..but thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Does anyone have anything profound to say about sex?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; I watched a kid whack off this morning on camstreams Luke<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; He was not well endowed but fun to watch<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how old?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; he was young, maybe about 20<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; did you become aroused?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; yes i did, slightly, thought about what he smelled like<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; prolly smelled like BO<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; r u male or female?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; female<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; what are you listening to? I like it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; haydn<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; did your parents name you c**tpunt?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; yes, can you believe it?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how do you like the name?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; I have gotten accustomed to it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I understand c**t<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but what does c**tpunt mean?<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; what do you think, everyone has a different idea<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no idea<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; me either<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; really enjoy your room LUke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you!<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; except when that rabbi guy comes in and s**ts on you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rev Des<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; you keep the longest viewers in camstreams, bacause you are so entertaining<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; loved the day you wrapped the tefillin!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks!<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; how has your life changed since you stopped reporting on the porn industry?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; more integrated<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; just a big burden off me<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; were you in porn Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i wrote on it<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; oh<br \/>\nguest9:&nbsp; are you happier?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\ncuntpunt:&nbsp; look at him, hes exstatic<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you are a disappointment, boy.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; a wretched, pathetic disappointment.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; I ought to beat your sniveling face to a pulp.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hmm<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your anti-Semitism sickens me.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m just a truth seeker<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; you are a self-seeking liar.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; your obsession with portraying the Jews in a negative light gives the lie to your mock piety.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; It doesn&#8217;t take a Torah scholar to see that you violate every moral principle of Judaism with your very existence. Your charade is disgusting.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; good point<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; weak retort.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; youjellyfish.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; happy with yourself?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m ok. How about you?<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; we both know you despise yourself. and your twisted self-loathing compels you to behave like an attention-whoring Hitler acolyte.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; You are an enemy of the Jews.<br \/>\nRevDesmondFord:&nbsp; creep.<\/p>\n<p>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the prognosis for your horse, emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Liver Failure<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; permanent liver failure?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; She could have an operation<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; But I can&#8217;t help her with that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how much would an operation cost emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; My aunt is trying to find someone who can take on that responsibility&nbsp; <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dunno Luke but pretty expensive.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; how&#8217;s it hangin, Moral Overlord?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I mean she could have this for a while.. I can&#8217;t ride her or do anything with her anymore. I need someone to take the horse off me, who will be able to treat her now.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m eating soy cereal<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; wots that?<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; never heard of that is it good for you<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I just finished my daily bowl of broken glass and motor oil<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; soy turns you gay<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; High estrogen in soy<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; soy sauce<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Emma, I&#8217;m a big fan of four legged animals.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Is there a substantial breeding potential in this horse of yours?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a big fan of emma<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks for posting your pic arab<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; beware the Oirish girls with blue eyes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma&#8217;s got lots of breeding potential, dunno about the horse<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Now now, Luke, think of the children<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; They&#8217;re here looking for guidance in the ways of pleasure negation<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I am! She&#8217;s gonna have eight of mine! For HaShem!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes If she is well of course.. But i&#8217;m not sure of the affects once cured.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; With Emma, I feel like a terrorist who&#8217;s blown himself up and landed in Heaven<br \/>\nchihuahua:&nbsp; 8 is too many these days<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke sees himself as a latter day Dick Van Patten<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, I will win you to Islam yet<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Alluah Akbar!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Now imagine having four or five Emmas, 40 or 50 children&#8230;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; and a wonderful state subsidy to pay for all of them while you&#8217;re going off to stud<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; praise the good L-rd<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Yes, praise our Fire Breathing Allah, for He is wise<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; do these screwballs give you crap like this all the time?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, do many people from your shul know about your site?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; usually it is worse, wackey<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes, most arab<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; they gather in the evenings and read select portions to their many children<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I won&#8217;t ask if they judge you<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; &#8216;cuz, y&#8217;know, they&#8217;re Jews, and they do that kind of thing<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve got to figure that overarching moral superiority is one of the benefits of being Jewish<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve missed talking to you arab<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; who cares if your a jew or christian or arab , we are all people ?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Heh, I&#8217;ve missed these fireside chats<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so much wisdom arab for a goy<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Ah, there&#8217;s no knowledge that you can&#8217;t fake with chauvinism and stereotypes<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; We are all people, Wackey<br \/>\nUser guest30 left the room.<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; so why the taunting <br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; It&#8217;s all in fun.<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; ok , well that ok then<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke is a Jewish convert, and I figure if he converted once, I&#8217;ve got good odds on getting him to convert again<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yay, I&#8217;m Emma&#8217;s #1 MySpace friend and she&#8217;s mine!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; He&#8217;s already bitter about women, and &quot;hates fun&quot;, so he&#8217;s halfway to Islam already!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no alcohol!<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Plus the beard, that too.<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; there is one creator who you think it is&nbsp; ,&nbsp; is your thoughts alone<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, does it bother you that the guy you sold your other site to is still pretending to be you?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Do I look more like a terrorist, rabbi or homeless?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; There&#8217;s a lot of mainstream linkage connecting your name to it<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; the &quot;Born to Blog&quot; bit and so on<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; You&#8217;re in LA, you just kind of look like a surf bum to me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Carter is going to talk to the Hammas dudes<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; but all of you West Coast people are a little scrubby to me<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Wackey, to be perfectly serious, ex-presidents have often engaged in that kind of informal diplomacy<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Nixon met with Vladimir Zhirinovsky before he died, fer Allah&#8217;s mercy<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; thats what we need<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; we are staging an intervention&#8230;we will force luke at gunpoint to shave off that damn thing on his punim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I like the beard<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; loool<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; then the beard stays on&#8230;emma is the boss<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; think of all the extra time you will have now with luke as shaving was too time consuming&nbsp; <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; How come Russian Dragon and Sarah have the same IP address?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; now that&#8217;s funny<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; maybe i like crossdressing<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thanks Luke \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Russian you fooled me<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; rd&nbsp; have you been to the red light district in antwerpen lately ??<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I thought there was a Sarah lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0416508\/<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Becoming Jane<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gonna watch tonight<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Russian don&#8217;t speak to me with someone elses name<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not funny<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ive heard of that one Luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Havn&#8217;t seen it yet<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Looks good<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; hi did you do the bank job last night luke<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; What is this classical stuff? Where is the Air Supply? Or is that only for romantic evenings?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; how much money did you get<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; which bank job andy?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i did several last night<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Welcome rabbi<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; did you get another get away car<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Do you think can beat out Korobkin?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I could beat out Korobkin<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; it&#8217;s a get away VAN<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; but I want what&#8217;s best for the shul<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Unity<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; how much money did u get<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; enough to fly emma over<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; no more divisiveness<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; i still want my share of the money<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Hi Moral Leader!<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Emma should sell her horse and use the money to fly over<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; i supplied the guns to you<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Uneasy lies the head that wears a kippah<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Do you find that to be so Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes rabbi<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; i want my share of the money<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok fine<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; How is your jugs of urine supply holding out?<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; the rabbanite &amp; bait din are all corrupt&#8230;its all about who has the most money.. WINS !!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; RD, I suspected you were Sarah when she said she pined for you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but I couldn&#8217;t be bothered checking the IP addy<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Pour some sugar on me!<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; its not urine..its love juice<br \/>\nUser guest65 left the room.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Is Luke still trying to convert Emma?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I believe he drinks saltpeter<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; mixed with water<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; urine supply? geez this is worse then the usual chat rooms I hang out in<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; no, he&#8217;s trying to seduce emma<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Cindi- Luke is into recycling in a big way<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Seduce her into marriage or wanton sex?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; neither- he wants her money<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; he needs a shave<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; enough to buy a decent used car<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; what money?<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; chinese wonton sex<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Razors at Costco are on sale.<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; he did a bank job last night<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; now we are listening to banging music!<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Luke do you feel as strong a fellowship here, in your chatroom as when you are at shul?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; I am so tempted to correct &quot;bank&quot; job, but I don&#8217;t know what the acceptable venacular is in here, lol<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Luke, shouldn&#8217;t you be married before you grow a beard?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a different fellowship rabbi<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Yes. Here, you are the Leader<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; RamBam, is that the halachah?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; How is your Kiddush Club doing Luke?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; right im calling the police<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I like it as custom.&nbsp; Forces young men to get married to take the appearance of a man.<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; im on the phone now<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; What are you doing for Seder?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; gotta find a first one<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we don&#8217;t have a kiddush club, rabbi at shul<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; maybe we do, i&#8217;m not invited<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; You don&#8217;t have a Seder?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; not the first one yet<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Shouldn&#8217;t you be trying to find one?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; right the cops r on their way<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; you should have an online cam Seder<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; There are many in LA.<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; i&#8217;m in<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; you look worried<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; he doesn&#8217;t eat gebrokts<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Do you think there is anything special about the fact that Seder will fall on Hitler&#8217;s birthday like during the Warsaw uprising?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Do you think Jesus had a Seder or do&nbsp; you believe that Seder is a more recent ritual and Jesus celebrated a different way?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; look out of your wndow they cant be far no<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; im scared for you luke&nbsp; i wil come &amp; protect you from those cops<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Why are the cops coming?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; he did a n<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; a N?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; he did a bank job last night<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; BJ or bank job?<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; if they will take you in i will bring&nbsp; you a file &amp; some kosher food &amp; your tefillin of course<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Love this song<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Bank job to pay for a bj?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; bank job<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; more likely a hj in a back alley off Pico<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I thought he stopped fooling around with Holly.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Isn&#8217;t that her corner?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it was a moment of weakness rabbi, not my true self<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; corner pico &amp; what <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; passoveris all about new beginnings<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; What are you smiling at?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; thats a worried smile<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Do you think the world was created in the spring or the fall?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no idea<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Was there even a season<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lost sound Luke<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; The Mystery Method?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; what of it?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; RamBam Luke wishes to teach Emma the intricacies of the big bang<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; bava kama sutra, rabbi<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Is that how to pck up women?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; we were put here from another planet or world as an experiment&nbsp; , to see if we make it<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; we have evolved from apes , the only thing is where is the missing link<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; so small bangs are fine for you Emma<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Luke?&nbsp; Do you believe you are the center of the universe?<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; andy has been arrested for taking part in a armed robbery with mr ford you are all being monitored<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol cindi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rambam, it is one of my beliefs<br \/>\nguest52:&nbsp; short bangs on anyone frames the face well&nbsp;&nbsp; just look at luke<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Wackey- I suggest the documentary Humanizee<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; we are not alone!<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; What will happen to us when you die?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rabbi, you are right<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Please pray for me with Rev. Des<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Judgement<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; RamBam I think we will all cease to exist. Am i right yml?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; no the Elohim are watching<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; the same as before you were born , nothing<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I believe we will all get what we deserve<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Good or bad<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; what we deserve as it relates to you?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; How did I exist before your birth?&nbsp; Or is that all illusion?<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; you did not exist<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; what about those unfortunates who don&#8217;t know Luke yet?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Is their any hope for them?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Was that a dating\/pickup book he held up?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; they do not yet exist<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; mr ford you are being watched your house is surrounded with armed police<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; house? no hovel<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Did you hold up a book about getting women into bed?<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; this is exisright now , when your dead your dead<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Is that how you plan to find a Seder?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; but I guess your &quot;studio apartment is surrounded&quot; doesn&#8217;t sound quite the same over a police megaphone<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; My kippah was a big yellow smiley face!<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; grizl adams?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; when i shut down my luke camstream it is like being dead<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; so what<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; grizly*<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; there is a void<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; RamBam, not the best technique?<br \/>\nguest72:&nbsp; who is this state police luke is he a idiot<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to use the Mystery Method for Getting A Seder invite<br \/>\nguest73:&nbsp; dude.ya need a shave<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not looking to bang a girl at my Seder.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but that&#8217;s you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lovley way to put it Rambam<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; So who are you lining up?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Emma do you&nbsp; know the four questions?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; who what where and when?<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; who , what , where and when<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; you are all being mnitored guest72 you are also being monitored<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; so what<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; No.&nbsp; Like &quot;Why is this night different from all other nights?&quot;<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Luke are you a blogger or a journalist?<br \/>\nUser guest74 left the room.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; If you did, you could play the youngest child.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Luke&nbsp; might like that.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thats one question<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; if the police would be watching , do you think they would tell you ? screwball.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Luke is a connundrum. <br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; The others are why do we eat matzohs<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rabbi, both. It depends.<br \/>\nUser yourheartsdesire left the room.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Why bitter herbs<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Why did vegetables twice<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Why recline at the table<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; mr ford you are in the process of being arreseted along with andy and 72<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; It&#8217;s really 5 but its called 4 questions.<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; because my back hurts<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Statepolice are you over the age of 12?<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; 11<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I think statepolice is at a strip club.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Try some yoga wackey<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; If he were really a cop he&#8217;d be at Dunkin Donuts.<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Im old and decreped , sick no good<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Jesus healing is in another room<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; This is the whiny jew room<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; you are all suspects of the armed robbery of natwest last night<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; lol ram<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Get a warrant or shut up.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I&#8217;m a Jew.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve got lawyers.<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; you look woried mr ford<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; you need a shave , dude<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; in fact very orred<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; He&#8217;s got no worries.&nbsp; His congregation is likely full of lawyers.<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; he should be worried at how you;re ruining his chat statepolice<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; worried<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Luke do you want publicity for your chat room? Or are you keeping it to your loyal&nbsp; followers?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sure, pimp it out cindi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; luke you should hang a nice curtain behind you<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Im here for the beer<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Are you the Cindi that&#8217;s friends with Gauge?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; maybe get an oriental screen<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; she&#8217;s Cindi Loftis<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Curtain without a window?<\/p>\n<p>RamBam:&nbsp; I thought Luke gave up porn.<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I&#8217;m in Ireland<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Merica , yes<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; on a mission<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Luke told us about you Cindi<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; before you got here<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; I never said my last name. I am a friend of Luke, ahhh so my secrets have been revealed<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I did research.<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; are those your real teeth ?<br \/>\nstatepolice:&nbsp; gotcha<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Where in Ireland Elazar?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I think it&#8217;s the spelling Cindi. Cindi with an &quot;I&quot; is so um, unique<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; DUCK luke, &quot;shots fired&quot;<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; very near you Emma<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; two eyes, lol<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; luke are you st nicholas<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; and getting closer<br \/>\nUser nathan left the room.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Lots of viewed many Gauge films just to how evil porn was.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; good for you Ram, now you know better<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ok<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; just kidding Emma. Just there in spirit<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; back to LUke please&#8230;.. lol<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; What&#8217;s your next move Luke?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Are there any Jews in Ireland?<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; i think you are luke st nicholas in disguse<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Dunno<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; find a seder, rabbi, can I come to yours again?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Which rabbi are you talking to?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Rabbi Muskin<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; You can come to mine but it&#8217;s in NYC.<br \/>\nUser statepolice changed their name to andy.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I think andy was impersonating a cop.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; That&#8217;s a felony.<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; i think iwas<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; what time is it there luke?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; what time is it in los angeles<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; 3:47<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Party Time!<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; it is 00:47 AM in Maastricht<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; can you read us a passage luke<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s clock is running a bit fast.<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; maybe a short story like &quot;The Old Man and the Sea?<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; brb<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; its 23.48 here in the uk<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; How about a midrash on this week&#8217;s parsha?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; and ive got a day of work&nbsp; tomorrow<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; yipppppeeee<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Are you concerned about skin cancer?<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; the space ships are coming<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; let them come<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; very interesting group of people in here<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; yes , I had cancer but it was removed i hope<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; im a washing machine now<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; With Cindi Loftus here it has to be interesting.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; oye vay<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; explain<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; im a slave<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; mazeltof<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; ok&eacute;eee<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; LUke you are very handsome as always<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; But I do like the curtain idea<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; to the kitchen sink<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; shave ,man<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; Uh ?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; You like to lie don&#8217;t you Cindi<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; im getting&nbsp; dddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiizzy im on quick spin<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; wacky he is father xmas<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Cindi likes everyone<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; Cindi..?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Or even changing backdrops, like the beach, the pyramids, you could travel all over the world without leaving the hovel<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; he needs to gain 100 lbs.<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; if he gained 100 lbs he&#8217;d be chaim amalek<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Santa<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; not with that beard he doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; wave to me<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; sumo <br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; wave<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; andy- you are funny as heck, I don&#8217;t care what anyone says<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; i waving at you<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; Cindi:&nbsp; i love you<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Cindi where are you ??<br \/>\nyourheartsdesire:&nbsp; smile luke it wont hurt<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; but you don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Broward County?<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; thanks cindy<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Merica , urop<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; I try to like everyone, I don&#8217;t. I am in Florida, thanks for the love. I love Luke, always have<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Cindi hosted Luke at a swingers retreat at her home<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; I just came from Florida<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; it was the same trip where Luke met Holly Randall<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Spring training<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; they shagged outdoors<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; lmao, nope sorry that was in Tampa, I wasn&#8217;t there<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; Ohhh, Cindi,&#8230;i realy love you.&nbsp; You are so kind..;-))<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; But you like that AC Cream guy right?&nbsp; So maybe you have a soft spot for psychos?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; under the liveoaks and swaying spanish moss<br \/>\nandy:&nbsp; cccccccccccccoooooooooeeeeee luke im waving <br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; St petersburg too<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; i am a psycho, so I stick to my own kind. I am in Fort Lauderdale<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; live oaks are very romantic \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; Clearwater<br \/>\nguest75:&nbsp; I&#8217;m also waving, here in Maastricht<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; So I was right.&nbsp; Broward.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Luke- does that mean something in deaf sign language?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; it means i have sore elbows<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; and have to stretch to overcome the carpal tunnel\/blogger elbow<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; so you need a maid and a massuse<br \/>\nwackey:&nbsp; you can sue the internet<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was moving an ex-Gf the past two days, I&#8217;m sore and tired and my back hurts. But I was a gent.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; She musta been heavy<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; You could pump juice like you did 2 weeks or so ago<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Having dinner with an ex-porn star turned Xtian masseuse tomorrow night<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She used to be known as &quot;Aria&quot;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; maybe she&#8217;ll rub my elbow before desert<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; the one with muscles?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Perhaps she will rub you for dessert<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; or after would be fine too<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; You hang out with alot of porn people Luke.&nbsp; Are you sure you&#8217;re out?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nothing too intimate<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Just doing kiruv RamBam<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; He is ministering to the down trodden<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Aria&#8217;s a Jew?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; She will be when Luke is done with her<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Did you make you a Jew?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m following in the footsteps of Christ<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; now I am really confused, lol<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; You mean hanging with by whores?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Like Mary Magdalene?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mystery_Method<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, is that wrong?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; So you&#8217;re mixing Talmud and pickup lines?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Luke do you get commision from Myster?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; just the simple pleasure of doing a mitzvah<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; So you see seduction as a mitzvah?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; sometimes<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Is there intercourse?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not a mitzvah if you like it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; only within marriage, Rambam<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; So you&#8217;re seducing without physical seduction?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; His bookcase is neater than the last time I was here<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; THat&#8217;s not realy his room, that is poster of a mess<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Luke, can&#8217;t you get talking typing, so you don&#8217;t have to type so much&gt;?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; I hope everyone has finished their taxes.<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; do u live alone luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi kate<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; me too<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is that wrong?<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; it get lonley<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes it does<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m on my cam so much<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; i should get one<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Kate.&nbsp; That isn&#8217;t a very Jewish name.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; YOu spend all day chatting with shiksas.<br \/>\nKate:&nbsp; lol i dont know where its from<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; How are you going to find a good Jewish wife?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Have you ever thought of doing the Lord&#8217;s work in prisons?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; There must be plenty of lost girls look to be seduced for the Lord.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Why didn&#8217;t you use the Mystery Method on Kate?<\/p>\n<p>Cindi:&nbsp; No leprecans are only in Ireland so you gave it away<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Busted<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; I like you Emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thanks Cindi.. I like you too<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Group Hug!<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; How did you happen upon Luke&#8217;s cam, Emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hmm<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I think on camstreams Rambam<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; The question is will you go to LA to visit LUke and fall in love?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t do it!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; That is the question on everyones lips<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t do it!<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Emma have you ever been to the U.S.?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; He&#8217;s easy to love, hard to like<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nope<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Never<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Never left mars Cindi<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s quietly watching us.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; twilight zone<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; de de de de<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; do do do do<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Well Emma US has lots of beauty, LA is not great, surrounding area is very nice to visit<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Love Twiglight zone, lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ive seen pictures yeah<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Looks good<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; emma likes gumby<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; and pokey<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Everything and everyone looks good in la<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I do gina!<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Lots of fake stuff and people in LA. LUke isn&#8217;t like that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I know..<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; New York is interesting.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Luke is one of the most REAL people I&#8217;ve ever known.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Everywhere is interesting<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Can&#8217;t wait to travel<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; NY State is beautiful especially in the fall<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; NY City is not for me, but lots of people love the lights and buildings<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; No.&nbsp; New Jersey isn&#8217;t interesting.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Anywhere looks interesting for me<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; All ive known is ireland<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Prague is beautiful.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; So is Budapest.<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Vienna is very impressive.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; lol NJ IS interesting, you neber tawk to a jursey gawl?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Italy is on my list<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Ram, I&#8217;ve seen all those places in Las Vegas!<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Exactly.&nbsp; Not interesting.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Emma, you should def do Venice w\/ Luke<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Venice is very nice.&nbsp; But come in my boat.&nbsp; You have to come in by boat.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; My friend Gauge just did the Europeon tour of all those places Ram<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; When was that?<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve only been to the US and lots of tropical islands and Mexico and Canada<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Is it hot in L.A. today?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Are you a model Cindi?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Mexico is very dirty.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Mexico looks good Monterrey anyway<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Ram- She went to a convention a few months ago and took a 3 week detour around<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Emma- I am a writer<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What is your subject Cindi?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; Porn.<br \/>\nCindi:&nbsp; Many subjects Emma, but my main job is interviewing porn stars. My husband has cooked me dinner. I must go<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Gina you ever got your eyelashes tinted?<br \/>\nRamBam:&nbsp; He looks a bit pasty to have been sunbathing.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; no, no need have you?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; if I would I would tint them pink I think<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I got it done today.. I mean they are dark already but i was curious<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Omg<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nightmare<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; why?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I could harldy see after lmao<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; is it permament?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nope<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Your eyes must really be gorgeous now \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It does look cool<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Never again though<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to join the fun! guest7:&nbsp; what is it with you and brad pitt and chipmunk cheeks? 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