{"id":2736,"date":"2008-04-13T06:51:45","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T14:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2736"},"modified":"2008-04-13T12:41:31","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T20:41:31","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2736","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">here<\/a> to join the fun.<\/p>\n<p>Guest43:&nbsp; luke you are a grecian god without any formula<br \/>\nGuest43:&nbsp; mmm&#8230; breakfast of champions<br \/>\nwelshdragon:&nbsp; lo u&#8217;re up early<br \/>\nGuest43:&nbsp; he was partying with they young ones last night<br \/>\nwelshdragon:&nbsp; just got out of shower?<br \/>\nGuest43:&nbsp; 2 20&#8217;s go into 40 very well i hear<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; Like the slick hair \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thanks!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; he&#8217;s wet &amp; wild<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; Is that cholent grease?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how did you know?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how was your shabbat?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no it&#8217;s suntan oil leftover from the friday fry in the garden<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; peacfull<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i was wailiing over the weill departure<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; Did Weill bop anyone on Shabbat?<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; if he did he may have to stay in L.A. even longer<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; he&#8217;s saving his hands for the ou<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; where&#8217;s Emma?<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; she left you already?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; she&#8217;s tending to the horses<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I hope not!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;ll be here soon<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I really like that girl<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She&#8217;s my beshert!<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; nothing like the anticipation<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; she likes you more&#8230;<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s awesome<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i hope there won&#8217;t be a let down on both your parts &#8230;all that build up&#8230;&amp; not in your hair<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; she has a neshama<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; a pure neshama<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; when is she coming?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; june?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; our song is on .. i am now coming<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; to see you?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i am going to exercise now<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; a june bride would be nice<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; I think you should elope<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; save your $ to buy her baubles and such<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; although she seems very down to earth<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; perhaps some horse paraphenalia <br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; are you prepared for emma not to be into you once she meets you??? it may happen although you may win her heart with your charm &amp; great looks <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I hope she&#8217;ll be into me<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; where do you think you two will take up residence?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but if not, I&#8217;ll just slash my wrists.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; hope &amp; PRAY WELL<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; in LA, though if I make $$$, I&#8217;d like to move to Jerusalem.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i will be there to tape you up<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; I hope not near the breslovers<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; cuz once you have the 8 kids<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; oy vey another conversion is Emma-next ??<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; you don&#8217;t want to have their influence in child rearing<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; it is 8 little wallabees, correct?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i just love when you sing along with that aussielicious accent&nbsp; !!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we&#8217;ll be Modern Orthodox<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma doesn&#8217;t like the bar scene either<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; m\/o&nbsp; is the way to go<br \/>\nguest29:&nbsp; OK than only 3.5 kids<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; .5 is the kid i want to know about<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; tie me up you wild aussie you<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; Is that Emma&#8217;s pic?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; kosher gum ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; her eyes pierce right through to my heart if that is indeed her real picture<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; then i am too&nbsp; in love with her even though i am a woman<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; WOW.. then I fully understand<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; she really does look pure<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; pure as driven la snow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s just 18<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve seen her on her cam a couple of times<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; what is she taking up in school<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she looks like an 18yo Princess Di<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; horses<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The Judaic studies program was all filled up.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; but are you prepared to be rejected ?? you must protect yourself in case&nbsp; <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi emma!!!!!!!!1111111111111111<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; but she is extremely mature<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey Luke!<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; Speaking of the angel!!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; we&#8217;re talking about you1<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; JD Studies ha ha <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; All good I hope<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; They were preparing me for rejection<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; good one!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i will teach her to make you a good cholent<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; no for reality<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Horses<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I need an Emma FAQ on my site<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; yes that would be helpful<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; working on that now<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; emma you had me at your eyes they are soulful &amp; quite breathtaking<\/p>\n<p>\nguest31:&nbsp; when was the pic taken?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Few months back<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; yes i am&nbsp; i never lie unless you ask me how much i weigh<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How are you Luke?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I missed ya!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I missed you too<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m good. How was your weekend?<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; emma are your folks a good looking couple?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It was fine thanks<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ummm I guess so 31<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; and your sibs?&nbsp; Are they pleasing to the eye?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yeah they are<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; you i suppose are the ugly duckling?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol thanks<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; you missed the kangaroo song&#8230;do you want to hear it now?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; emma dear i you ready for a culture shock to the system ?<br \/>\nguest31:&nbsp; shock us&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ive heard it before 31<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i am afraid for you emma&#8230;it maybe too much for you to handle in all seriousness<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What is that?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; when you come to la ..it may be overwhelming for you<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; this is aside from luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I doubt that<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m like a gentle breeze on a summer&#8217;s day.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; more like a &#8216; gentile&#8217; breeze<br \/>\nUser Maria changed their name to laura.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2738<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; hey there<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Laura is on leave from the army?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no breeze today &#8230;it is hot like hell <br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; u must be in the valley, 28<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; omg lmfao!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thats funny Luke<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no city gal<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; hey ems<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hi <br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; love u lol<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i&#8217;m gonna go to coffe tea leaf too cool me off !!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; luv u 2<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; ems lmao<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol Ok Laura<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; let us all have an intervention &amp; come over &amp; shave the beard ..are you with me ?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; we will also manicure your lawn for the same price<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; chest hair is included in the deal<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; if there is any<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; hey luke how are you?<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; Luke, real nice job on the Emma FAQ&#8217;s<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol its funny<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; Quite accurate<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; who is your fact checker?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 35, how do you know the accuracy?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m well Laura<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m on leave from the Marines<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; touche&#8230;.<br \/>\nUser guest31 left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; just back from baghdad<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I see you have been chatting about me<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; lol <br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; sure&#8230;..<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; from the actual chats from whence your gleened all this valuable info<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ahh<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I got my info in very private and intense web cam sessions<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m doing top secret work for Mossad about Iran right now Laura.<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; really?<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; I see, so this is not the full version&nbsp; of FAQs<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; no laura<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; lol share<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i&#8217;d like to be your fat checker<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; please schedule another Kedem grape juice session soon<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i think the supply is low at Ralphs<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; have you ever thought of switching to welchs?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; try welchs it sounds less jewish &amp; more irish<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; Did you make kiddush this shabbat?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; shabbas morning<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; how was the anxiety level?<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; luke can you post my pic on your guest book if i email it to u?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; how i would have loved to be inspired by that kiddush<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Have all the goyim been to church today?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes laura!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; how many words did you flub up?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I did the kiddush only to myself saturday morning so there was no anxiety<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I did a short version, so none.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; luke does not flub he just says it alittle differently<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; I was at confessional <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, church today?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 35, what did you confess?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; being in this chat room<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; words don&#8217;t mean as much as your kavanah<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; excessively<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; amen to that<br \/>\nguest35:&nbsp; 5 hail marys and all is forgiven<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I had Friday night dinner with some outgoing Jews, they made me look restrained and proper. That was cool.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What&#8217;s your favorite book of the Bible, Emma? <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Revelation<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Laura, when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, you were supposed to say Luke.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; looool<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; oops<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; always a soldier<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; The Gospel of Luke<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; well up until i was about 6 before that i wanted a police women lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; you wanted a police woman?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Laura?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; to be cheeky lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you like men with big guns?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no just straight shooters<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; of course<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; who doesn&#8217;t?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; its not the gun but the ammo<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; Laura, do you and Emma share clothing?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No we don&#8217;t 39<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; 39 you ask weird questions<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; do you share your food?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I buy my own&#8230;<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; do you share your men ? now that&#8217;s a question<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol no<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; so what did you do this weekend Emma?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; cut away<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; have you two ever dated the same guy?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Got a dvd and sat in<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; at the same time?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No never<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; what flick?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i wish i was there to bite away at ALL your fingers &amp; extensions<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what DVD?<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; Flicka?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Pearl Harbour<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; heard it was a BOMB<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i will bring the cuticule oil &amp; give you a hand massage<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; no happy ending<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; under the table of course<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You wish<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; wishes do come true<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; nailed that one hu?<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; no tanning today?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What did you do over the weekend Luke?<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; too hot?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; unless you&#8217;d rather be fingered !!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; now give us the finger<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Friday night, shul, then went with new friends for shabbat dinner till about 1 am, then shul in the morning, hung out with new friends till 1:30, nap, then back to shul in the evening, rabbi gave a big talk on hard work, prayer<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; a clean one please<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; will you and emma both wear wedding bands if it leads to that ??<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; third meal, back to my computer, attempted to go out and gave up and went to bed<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; busy<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Orthodox Jewish men do not wear jewelry<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; but your MO<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; but modern orthodox do <br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; doesn&#8217;t go with the bekeshe?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; we must be twins<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; we are<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; lol 28<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; seperated at birth<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; is this a sisters only chat?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m alone in here with four women!<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; I never date a guy who has more jewels than I<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i see you with a nipple ring but better watch out at the airport<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; how about your family jewels?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I got a piercing in a very private place<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but only emma gets to see that, and not until we&#8217;re married.<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; you have nice nips Luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; im yirtzeh hashem<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Can&#8217;t wait<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no the beard does<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; emma will have microdermabrasion if you don&#8217;t shave soon<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; don&#8217;t be so cheeky 28<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; which cheeks are we referring<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; which elbow do you think?<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; boing boing boing&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; how about some Carpenters?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; my song yeah <br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; def a song to make you go craaaaaazzzzzy <br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no i love it<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma&#8217;s bringin on the heartbreak<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; not if you&#8217;re a roo<br \/>\nlaura:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; luke you are rigtht..i have now gained some weight back in my boobs doing your exercises<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank the good L-rd<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; your cups runneth over<br \/>\nguest39:&nbsp; very uplifting<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; what the juice excersise?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Love this song (Love Bites by Def Leppard)<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; forget Libera Luke.. this is our song<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; tough to dance to<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Who said anything about dancing?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; but you&#8217;ll wing it I&#8217;m sure<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma&#8217;s first appearance in my chat room: https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2513<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; March 21<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I love this song<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Almost a month<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; whoa, we&#8217;ve moved quickly!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Havn&#8217;t we!<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; what you got planned for the 1 month anniversary?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; dinner &amp; a movie ?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; can we come along?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; as back up?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; we always have your back<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I want his front!<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; you get the top I will go for the bottom all 5 inches<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sorry..all mine<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; mum never told you about sharing M?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; In this case<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i see lukes ego inflate right in front of my eyes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I will be greedy<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t need levitra any more<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; does lavitra work better for you than viagra?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; did you check if they are chometz?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; &#8216;cmon Luke, can&#8217;t I get a rise out of ya?<br \/>\nUser guest56 (78.22.237.109) entered the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; my doc prescribes levitra<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; viagra gave me a headache<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but since I came to emma, i&#8217;ve no longer needed pharmacology<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; OK, do you know Emma&#8217;s schedule?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; woo hoo<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you mean monthly cycle?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; yup<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; nida or not<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she gets violent before her period<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; throws things<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lool<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; midol should help<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He will know when he is dodging something heavy<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Emma are you OK with the family purity laws?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; 2 weeks on \/ 2 weeks off<br \/>\nUser OhtheIrony left the room.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t taught her about them yet<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; ironic how he left like that<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nope I don&#8217;t know of them<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; she&#8217;ll have to go to kallah classes<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; and challah classes as well<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; barefoot and in the kitchen<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; making your dough rise<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; go back to your families<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; your works strike no sparks<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; are there no cleaning jobs in your countries?<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; busy yourselves with domestic chores<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; they have no knowledge of the holy books<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; how&#8217;s it hanging chaim ??<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I wish I knew who you people were<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; they embarass themselves<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; For all I knowk you are all etrannies<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; with their ignorance<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; not like you 61<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; no<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; I walk with the leader<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; avraham avinu&#8230;i feel i know you not biblically of course<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Fleygelas trying to get into my pants<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; shalom al isroel<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; Sodom and Gommorah<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; But I tell you, there you will find nothing but a small strip of kosher bacon<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; ignorance<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; but that small strip has so much flavor<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; racists<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; You who wish sexual release from the cares of life must look to The Man &#8211; Luke &#8211; for that<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; we wish only to be rid of fools like you<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i can&#8217;t its you i crave<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Male or female, it would matter not, for when engaged in coitus,&nbsp; Luke&#8217;s thoughts are with the oral law<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; do your mothers know you are here<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; shming them<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; shaming*<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Why are YOU here<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Have you nothing better to do?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; You are a shame for the Jewish people<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; I keep the beast from the gate<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; The filth from the fountain<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; You are the reason Hitlers come along<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Abe you were young when you came here<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; now look at you<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i finished all my pesach cleaning i am all yours abraham for the taking<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; to the highest bidder<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; guest28, I&#8217;m afraid geography keep us apart, again<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; go and found your own religion for cretins<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no we live in the same city&#8230;<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; Sodom<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; where is that&#8230;..<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; Sodom<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; you know brookyn<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; it stinks<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Sounds like the name of a celebrity&#8217;s daughter<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; which celebrity ?<br \/>\nUser guest64 left the room.<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; see how they compete to see who is the stupidest<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I forget<br \/>\nguest61:&nbsp; begone<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; some celebrity<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; 61 go to gehenem<br \/>\nUser guest61 was banned by broadcaster\/admin.<br \/>\nUser guest61 left the room.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; So Luke, who was g61?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no idea<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; 69 i would know<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Someone from the orthodox underworld?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; mossad perhaps<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; NO, a Templar<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; someone from the sons of david ?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; G28, if you live in Brooklyn, then tell me this: where do the hipsters roam?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; abraham what kind of matzohs did you buy??<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Trippple shmura, of course<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; willy B<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; hipsters are so overated <br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Where do the Munkacer Hassidim hang out?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; you are cruising for hipsters now???<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; the mikva<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Hipsters often need to go to the mikvah<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; minkatch stinckatch<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; any place with water<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Hey Luke, there is this anarchy conference today I&#8217;m thinking of going to<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; gotta go check up on Emma, brb<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I&#8217;m thinking of attending a panel entitled &quot;Anarchist people of color (APOC) Caucs<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know who any of you are<br \/>\nUser guest66 left the room.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Gina . . . G28 . . . Emma.&nbsp; You could all be the same person.&nbsp; The internet is full of people assuming false identies, I hear.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; abraham i am the one with the big yichus<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; A yichus that just won&#8217;t quit?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; we were intimate on line&#8230;gedenkst nisht ?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; What size is your yichus?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am never intimate online<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Nor offline.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am beyond these matters, like the Holy Father in Rome<br \/>\nUser guest67 left the room.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I may pontificate on these topics but at a distance<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; the size is immaterial&#8230;i come from greatness &amp; i continue in its path <br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; And speaking of that the Pope will be here at the end of the week.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I intend to line fifth avenue to catch a glimpse.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; what are you eating luke ?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Luke, whatever you are doing with your r hand, it looks like you are egnaged in onanism<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Wow, he&#8217;s not munching<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Why not?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i plan to be behind you in line &amp; cop a feel from the old abraham<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; How will I know that it is you and not some fliegal?<br \/>\nUser guest68 left the room.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Also Luke, it looks like the sort of tremor a Parkinson&#8217;s victim has (May G-d provide our doctors with the wisdom to cure this disease)<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; because i told you before i am all women&#8230;the whole geshefeft&#8230;how can i prove this to you ?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Only etrannies declare themselves to be &quot;all women [sic]&quot;.&nbsp; Real women can be judged that at a remove<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Send me a photo<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i cannot blow my cover due to my extraordinary yichus<br \/>\nUser guest56 changed their name to Sarah.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Describe your yicchus<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; again&#8230;i cannot..its too dangerous to expose my sect<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; All you females, you real females, if you love Israel, the one thing you hopefully still can do that you must do is procreate. <br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Everything else is just talk<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; peru urvu is my middle name<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; he is shaking like a parki or a lulav<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; There is no substitute for numbers.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Jews and Whites need mating, not dating<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; luke are your hands callused&nbsp; beyond belief ??<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Breeding, not playing<br \/>\nUser Sarah left the room.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; who is under the desk gina ?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Like overeducated women elsewhere, too many Jewish women use their vaginas as toys while Palestinian women use theirs as cannon.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i couldn&#8217;t have said it better myself<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; The Muslims are breeding an army of world beaters.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; While Jewish women are watching &quot;Sex in the City&quot; <br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; that is why the state of israel is in big trouble<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; are you mr. big ??<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; So you Jewish women who are able, whether you are married or single, PROCREATE NOW<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; as we speak or blog<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am not able to give birth to a baby<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; In fact, this is what I want you to do<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; it does not matter machshave kemaseh<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Resolve that your next bit of ovulation does not go to waste like the sperm of a man who masturbates, casting his seed on the ground<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; what shall i do oh great avraham ?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; You must find a suitable man and have DANGER SEX with him<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Safe sex = no increase<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i am all for danger sex<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Real sex = DANGER SEX = Pregnant with the possibility of life<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; mit vaimen???<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Porn = condoms = birth control = population control for the wrong people = death<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am willing to air-ship my frozen sperm to any fertile woman who wants some<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; luke spills his seed in vain like there&#8217;s no tommorow<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; So long as she is the right sort<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; bring it over its local in brooklyn<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am afraid your family would not approve<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; and then your yichhus would diminish<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; But there must be many yeshiva boys around for you to use for this purpose<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; my family is ok with you as you are one of our forefathers<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Gina, you too<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i like a man with years of experience<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; plumber crack alert<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Otherwise, what we now see on the screen will be the fate of the Jewish people<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Howling arab masses swarming everywhere, even at Zabars<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; While Jews play with their Wiis and the internet and blogging<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; oy vey<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; or gottliebs<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; JUDEN!&nbsp; Listen to Old Abraham and spread your legs now, while it might do some good!<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; sarah emeinu<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; hi gina<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; The Arab woman understands this.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; tuchie crack has been seen !!<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Not for her the diaphram or the pill<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; whats the good vort?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; BREED<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; It feels good, and it is good for your people<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; mm what is this stream about<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; It is about the demographic peril the Western world is in<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; its a stream about nothing<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Luke and I are renegade offshoots from theNational Alliance<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; its going downstream<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so the guy on the cam is the moral leader<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; stream of consciousness<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; and breeder<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; We were kicked out when they inspected our petzels and found that our foreskins were missing<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; breeder?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; mine breder<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; pigs in a blanket ?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; brother in arms<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Are any of you mothers?<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; ah brother<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; or breeder?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; both<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; If not, become one today!<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so you are lovers?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; though I do not breed w\/ my breder<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; We are as close as lips and teeth.&nbsp; Some say we are the same person<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; eventually we will be<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Luke is like a brother to me<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; well incest does happen<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Well then, don&#8217;t breed with your brother<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i like incest<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; genetically bad<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; socially bad<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; my sista?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; insist on it<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Imagine the strength of a fabric with no warp and weft<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; he seems genetically already challenged by himself<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; who is he breeding with<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Enough with this nareshkeit!&nbsp; Women, get out there and find yourself a plausible source of semen, and use it to make a baby!<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Sperm is cheap, eggs are expensive<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; mine are all scrambled<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i am going to shoprite NOW<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; no yolk<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Then buy some that are not, and turn them into babies<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; men&#8230;they are not what they are cracked up to be<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so he is a breeder, i see no kids<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Use Craigslist if you must (as some frum women do)<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I want to adopt you<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Men are sources of semen without which there can be no babies<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; no i get him first<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am available to be adopted by anyone who can afford the experience<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i am a rich b**ch<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so now i understand why homeless people procreate<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; The Torah has forseen this struggle, and provides for numerous forms of polygamy<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; how old are you abraham?<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; to bring forth more homeless people<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Thus, you may be my wife, pelegesh, or other<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; how old is your semen, more importantly<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I am very very old<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Always fresh<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i want to know if the sperm is old <br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; Luke Ford is that your real name?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; ha ha<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; how old is old ?&nbsp; passed the expiration date?<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Some say he is really &quot;Chaim Amalek&quot;<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; is that his office<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; or his home<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; or both<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; chaim i implore you how old are jew ?<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; aha<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; If you run an anagram check on &quot;chaim amalek&quot; there you find your answer<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; i saw a picture of this chaim<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; How old are you, Sarah, guest28, etc.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; and?<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; i&#8217;m 18<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; old enough to bear your children<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; What are your respective hip to waist ratios?<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; maybe i don&#8217;t want to do so yet<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; shmona estra lechuppah<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; you&#8217;re right Welchs would not do<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; stick with Kedem<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; 18 is perfect time to start as you can then have many<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; right grip<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; shaivet <br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; well i have to find the right man first<br \/>\nUser guest69&nbsp; entered the room.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Luke is planning for 8<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; 8?<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; breeders hip &amp; will have them all at cedars sinai<br \/>\nUser guest69 left the room.<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; with 8 women<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; 8 is enough<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; But what is the ratio<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; That business of a woman&#8217;s hips alone indicating fertility is false, it is the ratio<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; no all emma&#8217;s<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; or who is this poor woman who will bare his children<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I know women wiht narrow hips with many young<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; aha<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; who is this emma<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Luke is grooming her to be his mate<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; does she live with him<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; She will soon enough<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; therefore i am not a hipster<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; poor woman<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; check out the new FAQ<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; She will scandalize the women of LA<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; where is this faq<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Men will flock to Luke&#8217;s lectures<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; and will be featured in the Jewish Journal<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; lukeford.net<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; brb<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; &quot;How I snagged an 18 year old white hottie on no money down&quot;<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; snagged but not kept<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; free slice er dicer included<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; oh ok<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; nice girl<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Snagging for a few years is victory<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so she is with him<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; they connect<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; All he has to do is get her pregnant, keep her pregnant or nursing, and she will be his<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; oh she is irish<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; hopefully it will last a lifetime&nbsp; moshiach is on the way<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; she lives in la?<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; she sleeps on the ground there<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; This was not the match I had in mind for LUke<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; not much place for 2 <br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; let alone 8<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; I had another that would have provided him with a good income<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; or altogether 10<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; i also thought that her yichus was not up to snuff<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; With a sturdy shiksa of South African descent<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Emma has gr8 potential<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; lekah <br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; She has what men want<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; she seems nice<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; i don&#8217;t know her<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Forget about Ms. Magazine.<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Men want what she has.<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; which is ??<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Ladies, if you are not married now, get married this year<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so what does she have<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; Or get pregnant<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; she will make a wonderful kallah <br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; and bake wonderful challa<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; what&#8217;s a challa<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; alla malla<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; She is pretty, young, not angry or bitter, full of all the indicia of fertility<br \/>\nOldAbraham:&nbsp; She is coltish<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Luke, set me up with Emma&#8217;s sister and we can double date<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; but wiser<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; but you have to buy her some bloomers<br \/>\nUser guest71 left the room.<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; hello<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Hello<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; from Victoria&#8217;s sud<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; abraham you must stay within your tribe i command you<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; you had me at Hello<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; My seed swims in whatever pool it finds itself<br \/>\nguest28:&nbsp; do not stray&#8230;your semen is too precious<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; My advice to all of you is this.&nbsp; If you want to meet someone (as for semen), then turn off your computers and walk out the front door<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; The internet is but another tool of social isolation<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Sarah, go to church.&nbsp; You too, guest28<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; but if you stay here long enough, you will either kill yourself or desperately seek human interaction<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; tough choices<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Guest28, I think you should hook up with a strapping red-haired Irish fireman named Shaumus<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; 28 is davening now<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; leave her be<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; she needs kavanah<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Gina, if you are not married, you too should head out and smile at a man today<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; did you not hear the mincha chimes?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; OK, I will and be thinking of you as I do<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; will smiling get me knocked up?<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; And for Luke there is Emma.&nbsp; Already he is preparing his tiny home for her visit, as by excavating a crawlspace beneath his feet<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; do you enter the conversation luke?<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; He is aloof.<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; enter gently please<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; I speak for him<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; I am the voice of Luke Ford<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Then and now and forever more<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; so she is going to visit him<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; I am the Alpha and Omega<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; will we see that on cam<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; One day<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; pay per view<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; nice<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; It will come to pass<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; when is this<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; i cannot wait<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Only Luke knows<br \/>\nSarah:&nbsp; ok luke?<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; When will the Moshiach come?<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Who can say?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; mosiach will be at Luke and Emma&#8217;s chasana<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; I&#8217;H<br \/>\nOlderAbraham:&nbsp; Some say he already came.&nbsp; 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