{"id":2729,"date":"2008-04-11T15:31:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T23:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2729"},"modified":"2008-04-12T20:40:12","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T04:40:12","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2729","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Click here<\/a> to join the fun and pour some sugar on me!<\/p>\n<p>Emma: Is it peaceful in shul?<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; its only peaceful when suntanning in the back yard of ones house<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; He looks peaceful when he is sunbathing&#8230;<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; Bringin&#8217; On the Heartbreak<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; nude sunbathing is the ultimate in peacefullness<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; ok guys c u later (perhaps)<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; byeeeeeee<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i&#8217;ll try to make it quick and painless<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; it has been nice meeting you all<br \/>\nUser HollyRandall entered the room.<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; omg luke you look&#8230; um&#8230;<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; crazy? homeless? not sure how to put it<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; actually you look perfect for your upcoming portrait<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hey<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; smooth talker<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you always could charm my pants right off me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I cut my own hair this week, Holly.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll do yours for $20.<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; haha<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; yeah right<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly, I&#8217;d like you to meet my future wife &#8212; Emma.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, this is Holly.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hi Holly<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; you poor dear<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Try to hide your jealousy, Holly.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry Holly, but I had to trade you in for a younger model.<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; riiiight<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly, meet honorable wife #2 &#8212; Gina.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly, Emma and I would like to hire you to photograph our wedding and do the catering. How much would that be?<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; always a bridesmaid<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hey Khun<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Hi Kids<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hey pops, meet Holly.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Holly? Hi Holly<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; i only shoot the consummation, not the actual wedding<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Holly I know you love Luke but he&#8217;s smitten with Emma now<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; your late then<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; do you feel rejected<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; lukes connsumated emma many times&#8230;<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; in his mind<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; heart to heart&#8230;.hands accross the water<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; rejected? more like i dodged a bullet<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; love knows no bounds<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; thats about the size of it<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; don&#8217;t give Luke up Emma<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; luke&#8217;s only bounds is that he won&#8217;t take his socks off<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; but luke&#8217;s a good shot<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nope<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; is that still true?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; cause that just kills me<br \/>\nUser guest103 left the room.<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; mismatched ones, too<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma won&#8217;t mind if Luke keeps his socks on&#8230;.it&#8217;s cold over there in Old Blarney<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; safe socks?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma will you make love to Luke if he has his socks on?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; hey Luke when my photo book comes out i&#8217;m going to send you a signed copy, but i&#8217;ll put black tape over all the naughty bits so you don&#8217;t relapse<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve always loved the way you shoot green beans.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; we all want to se those photos Holly<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Your book is coming out this decade?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; yeah i&#8217;m getting a late start on my veggie garden this year<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; naturally we don&#8217;t want to pay for them though<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; i&#8217;ve submitted the last of my images<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; signed the contract<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I heard you got busted on federal obscenity charges, Holly? I&#8217;ll visit you in prison.<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; it will be out before the end of the year<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; hows your patch?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; great<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; sens me a copu&#8230;.gratis<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Who&#8217;s publishing? Will you be writing anything in there or is it just all flesh?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; nah i don&#8217;t shoot girls doing enemas and shooting them into other people&#8217;s mouth<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke should write the intro<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; mouths<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; all flesh baby<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; publisher?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; Goliath Books is the publisher<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; they&#8217;re faves of mine<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Luke will you write a forward to Holly&#8217;s book?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; If Emma says that&#8217;s ok&gt;<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Mazal tov, Holly.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; are you jealous?<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; Emma<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; will you be jealous if Luke writes a forward to Holly&#8217;s book?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; Luke why do I have a feeling Emma is another keyboard next to the one you&#8217;re using?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Because you have a cold cynical heart, Holly.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve sen her&nbsp;&nbsp; she has a great eye<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; that&#8217;s true<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what&#8217;s your favorite boy band, Holly?<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; strange the heartache is still the same<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; strange since i technically don&#8217;t have a heart<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; peacefull here<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; i see a man with a beard<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; it&#8217;s not luke<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; it&#8217;s G-d i think<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; All we need is Rev. Des.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why g-d<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; aha luke<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; we cannot pronounce his name<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Icing on the cake<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; he says i was stupid<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; to committ suicide<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why can&#8217;t you say his name<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; is there no one who you fear to say their name, emma?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Like your fave IRA leader?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t fear God<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; the ones you hide in your basement<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No interest in the IRA<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; mm<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have a basement<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Do you have a workman&#8217;s entrance?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; No<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; i think there are warts there<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; warts are gone!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; All burnt off<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; As of today<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; it&#8217;s peacefull here<br \/>\nmee:&nbsp; HI Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hi<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Hiya Mee<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; you know what sucks about this chat thing?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what?<br \/>\nHollyRandall:&nbsp; if you try to scroll up to read what you&#8217;ve missed, once someone writes in something new you get pushed back down to the bottom<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly, is it ok to dress up like a Nazi for sexual reasons?<br \/>\nmee:&nbsp; Whats with the thing&nbsp; coming from your ears????<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yep<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Holly, just go to lukeford.net and I have the best bits there.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; All the naughty bits.<br \/>\nKhunDiddy:&nbsp; have to say GOOD DAY wifey wants to watch her Thai programs on the computer..Be Well Friends<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I have to work on my social skills.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why<br \/>\nrussiandragonsghost:&nbsp; he has none<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t we all<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; From time to time..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; into the file<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Getting bigger..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; when I look at you<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; not very moral boss!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; shhh<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; just out of interest how big you planning on growing ya beard?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, when you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Guess<br \/>\ndiedfromheartache:&nbsp; singer<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; singer<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Correct<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; My teachers couldn&#8217;t get me to shut up<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; What crowd did you hang out with in high school?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I sang everywhere<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I had a few frineds <br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; The unpopular crowd<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And I always said to myself<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I will be somebody one day&#8230;.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what do you love and hate about yourself?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Funny, I said that same thing over and over. Look what happened.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You are someone Luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Special<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\ndiedfromheartache:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\ndiedfromheartache:&nbsp; let&#8217;s all smile<br \/>\ndiedfromheartache:&nbsp; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I hate that I care so much about people sometimes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Even when they don&#8217;t care about me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Dragon!@<br \/>\ndiedfromheartache:&nbsp; what<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; ffs i&#8217;m off to get a tissue!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I love&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao!<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; i was popular-no worries!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I love that i&#8217;m different&#8230;<br \/>\ndiedfromheartache:&nbsp; i care too much<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol welsh<br \/>\nWelshdragon:&nbsp; over the moon!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And far away..<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; from me?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I was told to introduce myself to Emma: There&#8217;s no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but there&#8217;s this.<br \/>\nWELSH:&nbsp; thisd one time at band camp-emma had this itch!!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ok this one time&#8230; at band camp<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I had this itch<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nWELSH:&nbsp; she went to the gp&#8217;s<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I did<br \/>\nWELSH:&nbsp; and the doc said..<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; its<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Low Lunar Orbit?<br \/>\nWELSH:&nbsp; every time there a low lunar orbit emma gets the itch, now i won&#8217;t go into where i think thats for emmas discrection<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; All over Welsh<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s crazy!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do you get violent before your monthly emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lmao&#8230; yes<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I go green and turn into a monster<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Start smashing things<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; OMG, I missed out on chatting with the woman I wanted to marry, back when I wanted to marry a woman, Miss Holly Randall<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But Luke insisted that I back off.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Do you want to marry a man now?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am asexual now<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; aha<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am thinking about the priesthood<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; hmmm<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This music makes me want to sell all of my earthly possessions and move to a monastery<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And chant, light candles, chant some more.&nbsp; Maybe bury the victims of plague<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The robes of a monk favor my figure<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol tut tut<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Emma, the next time you see a rainbow, imagine that the far end of it leads to Luke&#8217;s pants<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; ewwwwwww<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; now i won&#8217;t sleep 4 sure<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I need to try that.&nbsp; But the homeless in NY are not at the same level as what shows up in your shuls<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;m thinking of going to Eliot Spitzer&#8217;s temple, or the one he would go to if he went to one, Temple Emmanuel.&nbsp; Its the one for billionaire reform jews<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I will drive the money changers from the temple in my monk&#8217;s garb<br \/>\nUser guest122 left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Some, where, over the rain-bow, skies are blue<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And Luke&#8217;s pants will await you there for a taste in shul<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Christians have all the best music.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I agree<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jewish liturgical music is terrible old man coughing up phlegm music<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol lovley<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; ok bk<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Who is this Jew?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; wb <br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; He sounds like the sort who pollute our culture.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Typical semite.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; you like the new guestbook entry emma<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is what it sounds like when Jews get together.&nbsp; Emma, are you up for this?<br \/>\nUser Emma left the room.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; That, and haggling<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Say again Chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Russian you turned me greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This is what it sounds like when jews get together.&nbsp; Emma are you up for a lifetime of listening to this?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; you said you turned green<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Lol Chaim<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i wanted to see that for myself<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jews.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t wanna be green \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Jews that make&nbsp; it hard for decent Jews like me.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; well by your own admission<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; you turned green<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I try to live an unobjectionable life,yet I am called to task for the cultural pollution of others<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; and become a monster<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; :p<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; now we can see<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yeah it was a joke<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; mm<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; New Nuremberg laws would begin with denying Jews access to the internet<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i guess i better go to bed<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If we could but Christianize our television and blogs and the like, all would be well<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; rd, where do youlive?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; in belgium<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; so it is late. <br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes very<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Lots of Muslims there plotting your doom<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; day and night<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes i know<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women in veils, and white men in retreat<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; its not funnnnnnnnnnnny<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Who can say what this fellow cackles at?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What&#8217;s not funny?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; they won&#8217;t blow up the place where they live<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; New Nuremberg laws would begin with denying Jews access to the internet<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If we could but Christianize our television and blogs and the like, all would be well<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; rd, where do youlive?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; in belgium<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; chaim<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; so it is late. <br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes very<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Lots of Muslims there plotting your doom<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; day and night<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes i know<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Women in veils, and white men in retreat<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Who can say what this fellow cackles at?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; What&#8217;s not funny?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; they won&#8217;t blow up the place where they live<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; but they will blow up their subways and the like<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; There have been plots<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yup<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; they have all been foiled<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I saw that movie short from the Netherlands on Islam before it got pulled.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Scary stuff.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; words you don&#8217;t want to hear on a subway:&nbsp; &quot;Aluahu Akbar!&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; As the sun sets over LA, Luke prepares to greet his sabbath queen<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; he washes himself<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; great<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This music makes me want to go to church<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; once a week<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; before the sabbat<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You can hear music?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; When&#8217;s the next big Christian holiday?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i hear angels<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Christians need more holidays<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; no seriously&nbsp; i hear piano<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Asdo I<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; nice Christian-composed music<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; have you ever been in belgium chaim<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I must be deaf<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Nope<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; you should visit antwerp<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; jew capital of b elgium<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Belgium should have been partitioned in 1915 to end the war. part to France, the rest to Holland,and the colonies to Germany<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You ever been to Ireland Chaim?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i bet he would like to<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; No, but if you invite me and promise to fix me up with say, a classmate, I might go<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll think about it&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; the irish touristboard will thank you emma<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I promise to behave, as I have no sexual impulses to taint a simple shared cup of tea<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; since you are here<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; everyone wants to go and visit ireland<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The problem is that the dollar is soooooo weak now<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; We get screwed with paying for things in Euros<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; True<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yup<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Stuff that used to cost us a dollar is now, what, $1.60?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; people go and buy tgheir iphones in the states<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Our economy is increasingly pathetic<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ridiculas<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; How much is oil in Belgium\/Ireland?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; bloody expensive<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not sure&#8230; <br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; brb<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What age are you Chaim?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Very old<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; How old is very old<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lukes age<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Well, I could be Luke&#8217;s dad<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; that makes you very very old<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; But age is just a number, so if you have any 18 year old friends who want to hook up with me, well, I would, but I can&#8217;t and I mean that literally<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Your only as old as you feel<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I feel around 65 these days<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yup try<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Hence, my answer<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke further prepares for the shabbos queen<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Excitedly wondering what mitzvas he will do<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Soon, this channel will end<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; sniff<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; His shabbos best.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i will become even more depressed<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You look good Luke<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I am too old to go to my temple, Young Israel<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And that is saying something<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I wonder how far he must walk to get to temple.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And do the neighborhood children tug on his fringes?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dont have sound<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; maybe the homeless do<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, is there an eruv in your community?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; yippy skippy<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Got an eruv?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; do boald people have to wear a yarmulke<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Not if they wear a toupe?&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know. this luke can discuss in temple tomorrow<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I give the kids brachas wherever I go<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; if so, do they stick it on<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Yes, there&#8217;s an eruv<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; So you get to carry things<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Like you keys<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to join the fun and pour some sugar on me! 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