{"id":2725,"date":"2008-04-11T08:10:35","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T16:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2725"},"modified":"2008-04-11T15:45:18","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T23:45:18","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=2725","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Live On My Cam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">Click here<\/a> to join the fun!<\/p>\n<p>guest2:&nbsp; i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy ve<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; are you doing it right?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; shall i continue ? or should i try jack lalane<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; continue, it will grow back<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; i hear you are a good leader (immoral of course)<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; of course!<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; i also exercise my mind as well as my bod.. i am the total package<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; i also keep abreast of things<\/p>\n<p>YourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; my sexuality is not in my breasts but between my shoulders<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; ffs..what??<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank the good L-rd<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; unlike a man where is totally between their legs<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how have you been channeling this powerful force, 2?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; only with men who i rate and value highly<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; which is quite limiting<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; my song is on&#8230;hooray<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; time to exercise&#8230; with my jugs<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; grapes or blueberries ???<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; lemons ?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 2, what&#8217;s your idea of a good first date?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; with a lemon ?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; it does not matter what you do&#8230;its all in the conversation which could lead to good foreplay<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; making out with my honey at a good bench at the grove<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; don&#8217;t stop the kangaroo song i am busy exercising to increase my breasts&#8230;my life is in your hands or your song<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; grapes of your wrath<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; i cannot exercise now&#8230;my breasts have now exploded into space<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; major tom help me help you<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; when life gives us lemons&#8230;we make green tea???<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; when life gives you AIDS<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; make lemonAIDS says sarah silverman<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; that is so profound<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; so what exactly makes you a moral leader?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; fyi &#8230;lemons damages the enamel of your teeth..so be careful my love&#8230;i&#8217;m tight with my dentist<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; clearly it&#8217;s not your musical choice<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; get thee to a good hairdresser &amp; dentist while we are at it<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; is that tefillin you&#8217;re eating?<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; lmao<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; tefillin cannot be eaten but can be absorbed in the brain as food for thought<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; pardn my ignorance..as a mere..catholic..what is..&quot;tefillin??????????????<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; tefillin is what jews wear when they pray<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; that litle box on their heads??<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; always wondered what was in that!!!<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; that&#8217;s right brother<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; why is guest2 answering questions put to the guy calling himself our moral leader?<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; you are right i will shut up as i am only a follower<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; so??..whats in the box????????<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; holy stuff <br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; stuff??<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; old commandments<br \/>\nguest6:&nbsp; for guys<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; ffs..just like in the catholic church&#8230;relics of the&quot;cross&#8217;&#8230;ffs..they reckon..ther e is ..enough..&quot;relics&#8217;..of the cross to make..100&#8217;s bloody crosses!!!!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 2, you have my blessing to answer all my questions so I can concentrate on my work<br \/>\nleeduf:&nbsp; sorry&#8230;i am..a jaded&#8230;CATHOLIC!!!!!<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; thanks for the privilege of serving you<br \/>\nguest2:&nbsp; that is what i live for<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Preparing your sermon?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I am dusting off my resume<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; there is an opening coming up at Beth Jacob<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I plan to apply<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Beverly Hills for me<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; B&quot;H<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; better health insurance<br \/>\nHarryPotter:&nbsp; How about at Young Israel of Beverly Hills?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; any openings there?<br \/>\nHarryPotter:&nbsp; They have no Rabbi.<br \/>\nHarryPotter:&nbsp; Only a president.<br \/>\nHarryPotter:&nbsp; Lots of Persian&#8230;and a few askenazis&#8230;&#8230;and other stragglers.<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I&#8217;m not interested in being a &quot;president&quot;<br \/>\nswatteam:&nbsp; are u sure about beth jacob &amp; weil<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nswatteam:&nbsp; when will the new search start?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; right away<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; already<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; it has already started<br \/>\nswatteam:&nbsp; they are looking for a rabbi for the &quot;young people&quot; minyan also<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; some of us have been tapped by the committee <br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.bethjacob.org\/torah\/asktherabbi.html<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I am going to ask them if they are aware of your webcam luke<br \/>\nswatteam:&nbsp; elazar would not last at BJ<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; you are doing G*ds work here<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I&#8217;m going to submit your name, Levi<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; and tell them you would be willing to answer questions live for them<br \/>\nswatteam:&nbsp; when will the ou news be made public<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Great idea, Rabbi<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; in the next week or so, sawt<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; swat<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I sent this:<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; I want you to be aware of the great service being rendered to our Jewish community by Levi Ford. <br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; He is providing moral leadership, kosher exercise programs and interactive Q&amp;A sessions about Torah. <br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; See for yourself and I urge you to share this tremendous resource with the entire shul. He is found at: http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Thank You,Elazar Muskin<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you, rabbi.<br \/>\nGeneralRabbiCohenPhdMDCeo:&nbsp; Elazar, is there any difference between Yicc and BJ?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; yes, quite a bit I&#8217;d say<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; do you mean in the benefits they offer a Rabbi such as myself?<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; as I said before- insurance benefits at BJ are much better<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Kaiser Permanente as opposed to Blue Cross Blue Shield<br \/>\nUser MartinPoland left the room.<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; They provide Rabbis choice of Cadillac or Lincoln only at YICC<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; BJ allows Lexus, Mercedes and other foreign brands<br \/>\nElazarMuskin:&nbsp; Pay is better at BJ<\/p>\n<p>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; em please dont be rude to your nigga today<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I never am Guapo<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; what it do russian<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; yall made me cry last go round<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i&#8217;m sorry<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; non-commital hugs<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; muf**kers making jokes and sying s**t .. im real cool but yall just hate<br \/>\nGuest23:&nbsp; say hi to me guapo<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; hi <br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; * pat on the back<br \/>\nUser Guest23 changed their name to Alexanderthegreat.<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; we are all love<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; rainbow children<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; luke got his hair did<br \/>\nAlexanderthegreat:&nbsp; lovers<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; mm<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; em you real sexy today<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; lookin good skywalker lookin good nigga<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; my groupies tell me that every day<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; the force is strong in him<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; i see you took a piece of that g and got your suprecuts on<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; russian you ever kill a man?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; how many niggas you murder?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; heaps<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; i lost count<br \/>\nguest62:&nbsp; not nice<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; just for fun or for like beef?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; amusement<br \/>\njOHNtHEbAPTIST:&nbsp; is it a sin for me to get an invoantaty erection when i see a really hot looking nun???<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; emma when me and you going on our date?<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; you musta not rolled accross real hard core niggas then<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I dunno about that Guapo<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; yall gonna make me cry again em?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Hey Guapo, hands off Emma. She&#8217;s all mine.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; She doesn&#8217;t do interracial.<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; hand on em cause she mine<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I&#8217;m all Lukes<br \/>\nGUAPO:&nbsp; luke old enought o be your grandpap<\/p>\n<p>russiandragon:&nbsp; not much of spring here<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; The California sun can toast flesh in fifteen minutes<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I worry .<br \/>\nDonnag:&nbsp; i am jelous he is lying in the sun and i am listening to the rain and thunder <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; What if a careless person comes along and mows the grass and there is an accident?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; does anyone smell the burnt flesh?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I doubt he is that stupid to burn<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; What if bees should descend from the heavens?&nbsp; What if there are snakes in the grass?<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; halevai luke could get another bris<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; The outdoors are full of snares for the unwarry<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, is it true there are no snakes in Ireland?<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; luke hasn&#8217;t gotten to ireland yet<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s true indeed<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; How do you keep them out?&nbsp; Predators? <br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i hope he never does :p<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; St Patrick chased them out<br \/>\nDonnag:&nbsp; theres no snakes in scotland either plenty haggis though lol<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But with all the immigration and trade, none sneak in?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I&#8217;m trying to arrange a shidduch for Luke, but don&#8217;t know what sort of woman to pick<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I wish to marry him off before labor day<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; someone tremedously zaftig will do<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; When is labor day Rabbi?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Early September<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; he needs to marry a women of valor with much yichus&nbsp; and of course zaftig<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; For the right woman, the decision will be instantaneous<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know about zaftig<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; since he is a ger tzedek<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I am thinking a woman with a much older father who runs a family business he needs help with<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; he needs to be crushed in during sex&#8230; as he thinks he has all the power in bed<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; This would give Luke an income<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And do you think you will find this women before september?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Women have the power leading up to sex, men during and immediately after<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It&#8217;s a bit of a long shot<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Do you know of one who would make Luke a proper wife?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; She must be a good housemaker and an earner<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; he needs a chasideshe type of women who will take care of his physical as well as spiritual needs &amp; not some rebba<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A good mother to be<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A woman who sees herself as pre-pregnant.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Religion is not so important, as we are not sure of what Luke&#8217;s is.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I thought he was Jewish..<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A woman who will help him blog<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; any woman who takes on this man&#8230;i pity the fool!!!<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; He mostly is.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Yes<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; his bottom is jewish but his top isn&#8217;t<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, you seem to have the makings of a fine wife one day<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Other way around 85<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thank you Rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Perhaps your mother has a friend for Luke?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sorry to burst your bubble<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; All married <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Sigh . . . <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I look and I look<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; This is my quest<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; To see Luke marry<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; i hope he is well greased up like my potato kugel on my blech<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And i&#8217;m sure you will one day <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I have given thought to running billboard ads for him<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; he ever been married?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Nor even close<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; wow<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; maybe hes gay<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Not engaged, either<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; he is saving himself for that special girl<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; uh hu<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I do not believe he is, although he is flamboyant<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Also, he needs a woman who will wean him off of vegetables<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; is that our fearless leader?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A man must eat meat to be a man<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; he is self centered &amp; selfish but not flamboyant<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; man meat<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; he kinda looks gay<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But the family business part is very important<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; greeetings<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A woman with a father who has no sons<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Maybe someone who works in publishing<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Or even photography<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; and has a big rack<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; Hi Luke<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t think Luke cares about such things much<br \/>\nJackme:&nbsp; your probably rite being gay<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; He and I have discussed this at length, and a woman of honor is more important to him than a woman of this or that body<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Because all flesh decays<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thats true<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; what&#8217;s the temp today Luke?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; And in the darkness, who can see anyway?&nbsp; It is the character that shines through to illuminate the darkness, not the flesh<br \/>\nGina:&nbsp; should I bring my bikini?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A woman with a father in shipping would be good.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Marriage to such a family would work out well<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; She should be conversant with the domestic arts.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But also be smart as a tack<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Whoa you have been doing alot of thinking Rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Indeed I have<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Indeed you have<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; In prayer, while studying the Talmud, the Sayings of Our Fathers and More.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I was Luke&#8217;s spiritual guide for many years<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I vouched for him before some very skeptical people, so I want things to work out<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Not as a child, but as a pupil<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; aha ok<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A man with the heart of a child, searching<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Seeking knowledge and truth<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Many a time I fought with the Rabbenim of his community, who stubbornly refused his new blood<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; Luke were you even remotely attracted to s**ta Lazar?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Interesting<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; Interview was pretty blah<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; 85, shira lazar?<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; questions were good&#8230;. answer eh<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; He needs a woman who can arrange things so that Luke can study all day long, doing mitzvot<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yeah, it was blah<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; is she attractive?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I would like to see Luke author a commentary on the Torah.<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; or full of herself?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Maybe Luke can tell you of what kind a woman he is looking for<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s cute, she&#8217;s nice<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; someone who likes to laugh<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; just one woman for me, thanks<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Bingo, you&#8217;re the winner<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I know who he is looking for, but who he needs can be another matter<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; ?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Well Luke what do you need?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Congratulations, Emma. You laughed. You won me, the prize.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, are you toying with this man&#8217;s heart?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol Luke<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course not<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; State your intentions<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Only good<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; as pure as the driven snow<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I don&#8217;t want to hear that you are trying to use Luke for anything base, that you break his heart<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Nope<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Well then, what are they?<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; mm<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Men and women are different in their ability to withstand romantic disappointment<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Only good intentions<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; luke&nbsp;&nbsp; you be the prize oi vey iz mir<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A young man has a heart of stone and a young woman a heart like a tulip.<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; men move on women become suicidal<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not stone<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But an older man is very vulnerable, especially to the putative attentions of a young woman<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not all men <br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; rabbi shirley you jest<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I want you to declare yourself<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh dear<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; There has been too much disappointment in Luke&#8217;s life.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; interesting<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Too many woman who used him<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; there is too much ageism in here<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Oh I don&#8217;t think I will disapoint Luke<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; whom he used<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; as well rabbi<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; i would like to chaperone this arrangement to make sure it is all kosher mehadrin<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; like a virgin&#8230;touched for the very 1st time by emma<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I know I am asking much of you, but there simply is too much room for you to take advantage of Luke and abuse him.&nbsp; One reads of foreign women coming here and marrying American men simply for a green card<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Not all women are the same Rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; So society needs to be protective of him<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I know that.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Surley you of all people know that<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But one must be careful. Luke is like a tender late-blooming flower, in need of a protective fence from all the dogs in the area<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t bring on the heartbreak.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I love how you describe Luke<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; use him then abuse him &#8230;all in the name of love<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Look and see how happy he is.&nbsp; I do not want that to end in tears.<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; de-flower him NOW !!<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Only happy tears<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Emma, make me a man!<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; please!<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; this is all depressing \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; bring it on<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I will marry you, if you are both who and what you say you are.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Thank you rabbi.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Thanks<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; can i be an aid ???<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; WEDDING IS ON LUKE!<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; ok i&#8217;m going to hang myself :p<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; the wedding will be at pico deli<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; There will be love for you too, one day, if you are lucky<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been saving myself for that special woman.<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; from your mouth to gods ears<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; Sex will be special in a way that secular people will never understand.<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; except for the free bj&#8217;s<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Ive been saving myself for that special Man<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Of course Luke<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; We&#8217;ll do it to libera.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Then you are a woman of valor, with a price above rubies<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; I am the day<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Emma, are you willing to be mother to his children?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; All 8 of them Rabbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; May G-d grant you your wish<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; You are young enough for this<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Amen<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; And there is no more important work for a woman<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; ok guys i&#8217;m going to hang myself<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; bye<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; goobye world<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; hope you are well hung<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; God will hear your prayers<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i&#8217;m too depressed to stay <br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; As God has heard Luke&#8217;s, sending him young Emma<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Why?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Why should you be depressed by anything here?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; One man&#8217;s joy need not be your loss.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Perhaps if you were less cynical, russiandragon, you would open yourself up to the ways of the Lord<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; i&#8217;ll be back if the suicide doesn&#8217;t work out<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t be silly<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; the lord has delt me bad cards<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; You know you will be invited to the wedding<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; look at your cards<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; only black snow<br \/>\nrussiandragon:&nbsp; even worse<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp;&nbsp; compare them to Luke&#8217;s and ask yourself, which of his beats which of yours?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Don&#8217;t you work Fridays Luke?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; yep, till time to go to shul<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; he ain&#8217;t gonna work on saturday<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; What time do you go?<br \/>\nguest85:&nbsp; double trouble triple pay ain&#8217;t gonna work on saturday<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here to join the fun! 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